[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-44":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263359,4417,"Chapter 44: The Crumbling River of the Dead","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-44",44,"\u003Cp>The Yin-Yang universe, battlefield of gods and demons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The torrent of cosmic laws collides, unleashing slaughter that shakes heaven and earth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A tide of killing intent awakened a corpse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey? Wait, where the hell am I?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Yun Zhong Jun】 Hong Yun shot upright in a flash of red clouds, feeling the searing pain across his body—he froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This time, it’s a soul-possession descent?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He lifted his head; in the boundless expanse of time and space, a scroll slowly unfurled—sun and moon rose eternally, radiating brilliance that illuminated the world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Infinite killing intent descended, cosmic laws in utter chaos, making one’s scalp crawl.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What are you standing around for?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beside him, two other corpses sprang up, grabbing Hong Yun and sprinting away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A figure in the spacetime glanced at them, a flicker of confusion in his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t I just kill them?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They’re still alive?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiu Ming Tianjun was slightly surprised, yet remained calm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Merely a divine general—a mere ant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since they barely survived, one more sword thrust will finish them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Crack!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Swordlight surged to the heavens; a black rift in space appeared, unleashing overwhelming pressure that swept outward in all directions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The void patterns shattered in all directions, plunging heaven and earth into darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire being of the Nine Songs trio was engulfed beneath this divine might.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their hearts trembled with fear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They weren’t frightened—it was the reanimated corpses that were terrified.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This accelerated their flight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Xiu Ming, is it brave to bully the young ones?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Jin Que Tianjun of the Heavenly God Clan intervened in time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A golden palace manifested in the void; the Tianjun raised his hand and sent the trio away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiu Ming Tianjun, seeing Jin Que Tianjun, sneered: “In the boundless star-sea, white and black paths have always been dominated by the white.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Moreover, on the White-Black List, I am the Thirteenth White Path Tianjun.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re merely the Seventeenth Black Path Tianjun—how dare you act insolently before me?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jin Que Tianjun spat immediately: “Stop showing off.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“One hundred thousand years ago, you lot barely won the God-Demon War by luck—and were favored by the world’s destiny!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s why you’ve always oppressed the Black Path.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now the great calamity reopens, Yin and Yang reversed—this is the time for white and black to swap places.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Kill you, and I’ll become the Thirteenth Black Path Tianjun!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, Jin Que Tianjun spread his fingers, like the cosmos itself—within his palm, a river of stars hung inverted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he thrust his palm forward, the terrifying power made Xiu Ming Tianjun frown slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Interesting.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mocking words and belittlement didn’t mean he wouldn’t give his all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Wuchang squad also rose from their mountains of corpses and blood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Soul-possession?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ming was slightly surprised.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soul-possession—even if dead, one could return to the Main Divine Palace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A small cost could restore them fully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If something goes wrong, we should be able to save them completely.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ming’s heavy mood finally eased somewhat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He sensed his current body—it was the corpse of a Tianjun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good—he knew arrays and cultivated sword Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Main God was being decent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“First, find them.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ming scanned the God-Demon Battlefield with his divine sense and quickly located Xiang Xuanqing and others in another star region.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He even found the Nine Songs trio.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They’re here too?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Li Ming healed the terrifying Dao wounds on his body, he recalled his own divine sword.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too far away—he’d have to fight his way over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ming rose, and the cosmos trembled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You faked your death?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the boundless spacetime, the master of the Sun-Moon Dao Scroll was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ming instantly slipped into character.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He smiled gracefully: “Thanks to you, I shattered the boundary between life and death.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His white robe gleamed like snow, his sword like light, draped in flawless radiance, treading void as if it were solid ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then I’ll kill you again!” The Tianjun roared in fury; the Dao Scroll filled heaven, overwhelming killing intent surged like a tidal wave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ming smiled calmly, thrusting one sword—like the Big Dipper of Heaven, like mysterious stars, boundless brilliant light stirred all eight directions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wu Liang Tai Hua!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every White Path Tianjun across the star realms rejoiced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wu Liang, the Dao friend, has risen from death—he has broken through mid-battle!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Graceful! Still so graceful!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Every time I see it, that sword strike feels so elegant!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As Wu Liang, the Dao friend, says, being cool is a lifelong pursuit!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Exactly right! Our White Path Tianjun should be just like this.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This brilliant swordlight illuminated the entire God-Demon Battlefield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing and the others naturally saw it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dao friend Li is still quite reliable!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing smiled, his mourning staff never pausing, striking everywhere!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each strike brought forth wails.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh my! It hurts so much!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wahhh, Mama, I want to go home.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So painful, my heart aches—I remember my homeland, my lost youth.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stop hitting me, aaaaah!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Around Xiang Xuanqing on this battlefield, divine soldiers and generals lay on the ground, weeping uncontrollably, crying for their mothers and fathers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The mourning staff doesn’t kill.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the sorrow and pain it evokes make life unbearable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good thing I prepared—copied over the mourning staff and soul-hook. Otherwise, this would’ve been a mess.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Xiang Xuanqing spoke, he swung another brutal strike.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A divine general in the void collapsed on command.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh my Mama!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The divine general, who hadn’t felt sorrow in thousands of years, remembered his mother—he wept uncontrollably.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey you, can you write? Write four characters on my hat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After you finish, I’ll let you go.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing sat atop a five-colored lion, still dressed in white robe and white hat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only the four characters “One Glimpse Brings Wealth” were gone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet both enemies and allies nearby had been indiscriminately struck by his mourning staff.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Either sitting on the ground weeping pitifully, or lying in the starry void, utterly heartbroken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who had the energy to write for him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ming He, fetch a few unlucky souls—we need to prepare our gear.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Hei Wu Chang】 Ming He held the soul-hook, his face terrifyingly black.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, hundreds upon thousands of living beings knelt at Ming He’s feet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your Excellency, please have mercy on me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A seductive flower spirit, eyes brimming with longing, writhed her body as she crawled toward Ming He.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your Excellency, step on me—step on me hard!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A giant ape rolled on the ground, its gaze toward Huang Quan filled with madness, as if desire had devoured its reason.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My Lord, hehe, My Lord...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The burly divine general clutched his divine spear and cast flirtatious glances at Huang Quan, half-shy, half-obsessed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You wretches, get away! My Lord is mine!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is the star sand My Lord just stepped on—let me lick it! Let me lick it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Slurp slurp...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More and more living beings panted heavily, their faces flushed with pathological ruddiness, uttering perverted remarks as they slowly edged closer to Huang Quan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Witnessing the scene before him, Huang Quan’s entire worldview was violently shaken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His hands trembled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face had turned as dark as it could possibly be.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Get away! Get away from me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Step back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Step back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Retreat in panic!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Xiang Xuanqing!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of spiritual treasure did you forge?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Explain this to me clearly!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Quan nearly fled, rushing toward Xiang Xuanqing, utterly shattered:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why is the hook on this Soul-Grabbing Chain the hook meaning ‘to seduce’?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>——\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Express: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1244,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","cab3ff500cc54adc31ce88c7ba01a4bd19ee0f68f2fe0f87a2f745e2f9d9b11c","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-45","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-43",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]