[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-47":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263362,4417,"Chapter 47: Everyone Is Unorthodox","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-47",47,"\u003Cp>\"Is this how you save the dying and heal the wounded?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hongyun was a bit bewildered; although their Gege Squad was sometimes quite unorthodox.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But comparatively, why did they seem so reliable?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Enough gawking—we should get moving!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dasiming clapped Hongyun on the shoulder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Comrade!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Got it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, [Xiangjun] Zhenyuanzi had already prepared many talismans.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is a simplified version of the Hongyun Qitian Talisman—it temporarily negates all negative effects and brings good fortune.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is the Bi-Si Yan-Sheng Talisman—for preserving your life.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is the Seven Treasures Gathering Spirit Talisman—it can serve as a source of spiritual power.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is the Tian Gang Divine Sword Talisman...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Xiangjun] Zhenyuanzi handed Hongyun and Dasiming each of the buff-type talismans one by one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After distributing the orthodox talismans, [Xiangjun] Zhenyuanzi began handing out special versions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Unorthodox talismans are harder to craft—I barely managed three. Make do with them.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Enhanced Zhuxin Talisman.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Xiangjun] Zhenyuanzi passed it to Hongyun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Another new variant? What does it do?\" Hongyun asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Xiangjun] Zhenyuanzi explained: \"The more vicious your insults, the stronger the Zhuxin effect—and the greater the damage.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He then handed another talisman to Dasiming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Five Thunder Protection Talisman.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dasiming glanced at it: \"Someone who controls the Five Thunders?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Xiangjun] Zhenyuanzi shook his head. \"The bearer of this talisman will suffer the calamity of being struck by Five Thunders. Wherever you go, lightning strikes you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"??\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dasiming wanted to throw the talisman away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don’t rush—let me finish.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Xiangjun] Zhenyuanzi continued: \"You’re already under the Hongyun Qitian Talisman. Being struck by Five Thunders won’t harm you—it’ll forge your body and strengthen you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your enemies are different. Anyone who gets near you will be struck along with you—either dead or wounded.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s about right.\" Dasiming reluctantly accepted the talisman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Xiangjun] Zhenyuanzi pulled out another talisman: \"This one is an improved Ping’an Talisman.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What’s unorthodox about a Ping’an Talisman?\" Hongyun inspected it left and right, seeing nothing unusual.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is a powerhouse for area damage!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Xiangjun] Zhenyuanzi smiled: \"This talisman affects the enemy’s fortune. If I remain unharmed, they suffer misfortune after misfortune.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Anyone who harbors hostility toward me triggers its passive effect.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Moreover, this talisman has a certain probability of delivering a guaranteed kill.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dasiming’s mind flashed—he spoke: \"As long as you live, your enemies will drop dead?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Exactly!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Xiangjun] Zhenyuanzi was quite proud: \"This Ping’an Talisman is the essential divine artifact for annihilating all directions and burying your foes!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then we’d better guard you well,\" Hongyun chuckled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, the more unorthodox the talisman, the stronger its effect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM BOOM!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment Dasiming stepped out of the void, five-colored divine thunder—green, white, red, purple, black—erupted across the starry sky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The wild energy alone made one’s head throb and heart race in agony.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM BOOM!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thunderclouds engulfed the heavens; divine lightning descended, striking Dasiming’s crown.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He acted as if nothing had happened, charging straight toward the battlefield below.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where did this madman come from?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the Tianyun Star battlefield, both inside and outside the spatial layers, the White Dao Divine Generals stared at the man bathed in lightning, all taken aback.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good heavens—he’s been struck by Five Thunders.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What sin did he commit?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wait—he’s heading straight for us?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One Divine General watched as boundless thunderclouds converged toward his position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"White Dao Divine Generals—come meet your death!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dasiming’s long hair whipped wildly; he loomed like a giant, wild-eyed and frenzied, his upper garments torn open to reveal knotted muscles, his entire body covered in lightning scars, as if forged entirely from radiant thunder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Majestic and terrifying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM BOOM~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thunder rolled across the sky; lightning split the heavens above.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boundless might of thunder exploded across the battlefield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Friendly! Friendly!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Black Dao, scatter! Clear a path for this comrade!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Divine Thunder Tianjun above—did you come back from death?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing such terrifying thunder, the Black Dao Divine Generals all retreated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dasiming charged straight after the White Dao Divine Generals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Run! He’s coming!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You Black Dao are cursed by heaven—don’t bring your chaos to us!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What kind of monstrous beast can summon divine thunder on the God-Demon Battlefield?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The White Dao Divine Generals, watching the approaching thunder, turned and fled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This lightning was terrifying—and bizarre.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It made them feel threatened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amidst the boundless thunder, Dasiming pulled a violet lightning bolt from his crown and refined it into a divine whip.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Interesting.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He smiled, then swung it sharply—like a spear thrust or a great blade slash—waves of lightning erupted, piercing the void and cleaving through chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One by one, hazy worlds emerged, then shattered beneath the lightning, as if apocalypse had descended.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy shit!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The White Dao Divine Generals’ souls nearly fled their bodies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is that the Gege Squad’s Dasiming?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Minghe looked up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had come to meet Ruoxi; the thunderous roars ahead instantly caught his attention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So they’re on a mission in this world too.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Minghe then spotted Hongyun and [Xiangjun] Zhenyuanzi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Those three also seem to be from our Jinque Star Region.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hu Shisan introduced: \"The Three Divine Generals of Shenwu Star—they’re capable of facing Tianjun directly!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Among the Black Dao Newcomer Rankings, they’re within the top three thousand!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Our Shenming Star’s highest-ranked is Big Brother Bai—he’s only seventh thousand.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hu Shisan’s face brimmed with reverence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He’s now six thousand eight hundred fifty-four.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing noticed the shift in the Black Dao Newcomer Rankings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Minghe’s rank was one place behind him. \"Really!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hu Shisan exclaimed joyfully: \"My rank rose too—nine thousand one hundred seven! Up a full hundred spots!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a golden rainbow shot skyward; Ruoxi appeared before the Five-Colored Lion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I finally found you all!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ruoxi beamed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let’s go meet up with them.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let’s climb the rankings together and harvest fortune.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing saw Ruoxi’s healing arts and realized his teammate was also a celestial talent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Okay!\" Ruoxi nodded obediently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Minghe held his twin swords and said to Hu Shisan: \"Remember to distinguish allies—I’m afraid I won’t hold back.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Understood.\" Hu Shisan nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’ll use the gourd Big Brother Bai gave me to trap them all—then sell them together.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Go!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing rode the Five-Colored Lion straight toward Hong Yun and the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Yun, holding the Heart-Exterminating Talisman, relentlessly unleashed attacks on his enemies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The craftsmanship of Heaven is unfathomable—how could it have created something like you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Do you know why the starry sky is ablaze with fire? It’s burning the ashes of your mother, scattered across the void.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don’t go wandering around unless you have to—someone might see you and think your old man never raised you right!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of output style had the great gods of the White Path ever seen?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each one was enraged, flames bursting from their heads.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You vile beast!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah yes, yes, yes—I’m your father. Since the father is a vile beast, then all you sons are vile beasts too.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Yun laughed: \"Good sons, seeing your own father—when are you going to kowtow?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Y-you—you scoundrel!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The divine general across from him lost his composure entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spitting out those last two words, he dropped dead on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Friend!\" Tianyang Shenjiang stared at his deceased companion, grief-stricken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop wailing like a corpse— if you were truly his friend, you should’ve joined him on the road long ago.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Yun mocked: \"If you’re not dead yet, your friendship must’ve been fake.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Shut your mouth!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tianyang Shenjiang, furious, raised his divine sword and charged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ooooh, why the rush?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Yun effortlessly dodged, smiling: \"That’s it? You’re not even good enough.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even a dog with a sword could brush against my robe—you’re worse than a dog.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You’d be better off dying sooner.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Scoundrel! Scoundrel! Scoundrel!!\" Tianyang Shenjiang longed to tear out Hong Yun’s tongue—he slashed his sword across the starry sky, unleashing endless torrents of chaotic energy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You keep repeating the same two words—my good son still hasn’t learned the essence of his old man.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Yun sighed and shook his head: \"It’s my fault—I neglected your upbringing since childhood, only ever feeding you with dirty diapers and spoonfuls of gruel.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As a result, you’ve got well-developed limbs but a brain that’s completely broken.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Poor, pitiful son of mine!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Yun looked at Tianyang Shenjiang with pity: \"You lacked love since childhood, grew up twisted—donkey sees donkey, kicks; pig sees pig, stomps...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Yun dodged attacks while effortlessly continuing his verbal assault.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not a single line was repeated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a long while.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tianyang Shenjiang clutched his chest, face twisted in agony.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Die! Die right now!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With his final scream, filled with boundless rage and unwillingness, Tianyang Shenjiang collapsed into the starry void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Can’t even take it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Yun was far from satisfied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glanced around—no White Path divine general dared approach; all avoided him as if he were plague.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Yun stood alone in the vast sky, hands behind his back, his figure lonely, his spirit weary.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh... not a single worthy opponent to be found.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Central battlefield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ming of Biyou Tian’s displayed power drew the attention of many Black Path Tian Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His boundless Taihua Sword momentum crushed his peers, leaving them gasping for breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, he received the treatment befitting a true powerhouse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ambush!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amidst the surrounding enemy assault, Li Ming struggled to break through and reach Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What a nuisance!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ming kept watch over the outer battlefield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, whether it was the Jiuge trio or the Wuchang trio, each had the strength to defend themselves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Still... why do their styles feel so strange?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ming felt puzzled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On Jiuge’s side, Dasiming chased a group of divine generals while enduring endless divine thunder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Yun could curse a man to death with a single mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Xiangjun】 Zhenyuanzi seemed slightly more normal—but wherever he went, disaster erupted, like a plague god.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He even leisurely dug graves to bury his enemies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Wuchang squad wasn’t much better.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One swung a funeral staff, making nearby enemies wail and cry for their parents.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another saved the dying and healed the wounded—but healed one, killed one; saved a group, injured a group.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Black Wuchang was even more bizarre.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hundreds, even thousands of living beings nearby had their souls snatched—literally a walking succubus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes, Minghe had reverted to using the Soul-Grabbing Chain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He found it far more convenient.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Shi San! Collect them all! Sell them together.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Got it!\" Hu Shi San moved swiftly, already contacting buyers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where did the Lord of the Main God find so many oddballs?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the first time, Li Ming felt alienated from his own organization and its members.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He thought back to his former teammates, and other squads he’d encountered—everyone had seemed perfectly normal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Express: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1771,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","7b1116b586f28c1f9e988964b9dc7267d269bab5689025533dcfe8f16f3e608f","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-48","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-46",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]