[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-55":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263370,4417,"Chapter 55: Facing the Box Opened, the Wretched Shen Ni","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-55",55,"\u003Cp>Fuxi was watching the scenery in the mountains.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his hand he held the Eight Trigrams; his ears were tuned to the same “gossip.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So that’s how it is.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My sister actually has stories like this?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm, it seems your friend Wuyou isn’t simple either.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi listened with great interest as Nüwa and Meng Wuyou recounted their “deep friendship.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tai Su’s Nine Heavens, the Twelve Goddesses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tai Su and Zi Xiao were at odds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi knew this, of course.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he had never asked about or divined these private matters of Nüwa’s before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The reasons behind it, he learned for the first time today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This satisfied Fuxi’s appetite for gossip.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In contrast, the shy young man Wang Chuan looked deeply sorrowful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wanted to cover his ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m done. Was I supposed to hear this?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve heard so much today—I’ll die, won’t I? I’ll definitely die!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Chuan roared inwardly, his face filled with regret, as if he could already see his death approaching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend, don’t worry.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi’s voice was as smooth as jade; he gently comforted the young man: “I just divined your fate—you’re blessed with longevity, you’ll live to be a hundred.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Wang Chuan’s expression grew even more tragic, nearly to tears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Living to a hundred? That’s clearly a death sentence!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if I don’t know whether it’s tied to today’s events, I’m still going to die.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What bad luck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Thank you so much, Feng Xi, friend,” Wang Chuan said insincerely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No need to thank me—I’ve always been eager to help.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi smiled with gentle eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, Feng Xi, did you get here this quickly?” Beneath the pale moonlight, a strikingly radiant goddess appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She wore a deep black robe, as dark as the night sky, embroidered with intricate silver thread patterns resembling a flowing river of stars, shimmering brilliantly; her hair, pitch-black as ink, fell softly to her waist, occasionally lifted by the breeze and dancing in the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she moved, her robes fluttered with the wind, enhancing her ethereal, immortal grace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fu Yu, friend!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi cleared his throat, reminding Nüwa and Meng Wuyou, who were still “bonding.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned to the goddess who had landed nearby.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the third time, he calculated her identity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fu Yu, captain of the Northern Sea squad.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Primordial True Name: Fu Yu, one of the Twelve Goddesses, Xuan Xiao Goddess, Lord of Black Water.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, another piece of info—related to the Azure Dragon? Romance? Hmm, fascinating.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The smile in Fuxi’s eyes vanished in an instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the very moment Fuxi was calculating Fu Yu’s identity:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Feng Xi, captain of the Mythic Squad.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Primordial True Name: Fuxi, Lord of Du Guang.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hmm, there’s information about the Zhou Tian Star Gods—which star does this correspond to?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind Fu Yu, a handsome young Daoist suddenly appeared, smiling as he nodded to Fuxi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi narrowed his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oh, this fellow is impressive!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked behind Fu Yu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young Daoist was clearly before him, yet seemed detached from the world, transcendent and otherworldly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Nan Hua Zhenren, member of the Northern Sea squad.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Primordial True Name: Kun Peng, Lord of the Northern Sea’s Xianyao Immortal Realm.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Frequently travels between the north and south of Honghuang, a powerful being from Baiyu Jing.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Oh my, I’ve run into the real deal!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi blinked and bowed to the young man.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kun Peng returned the bow with a faint smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both of them simultaneously thought:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This old fox is hiding deep!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[The guy across from me is a menace—stay careful.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were both terrifying enough… On Fu Yu’s other side stood another goddess, holding a jade scroll of edicts, her gaze sweeping back and forth between Fuxi and Kun Peng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was Qing Xiao Goddess [Nü Qing].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She wore a long green robe, her eyebrows like distant mountains veiled in ink, her eyes like autumn waters stretching to the horizon, her nose straight, her cherry lips slightly parted in a faint, gentle smile—serene yet commanding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since encountering Fuxi and Kun Peng at the Sixth Divine Palace, Nü Qing had instinctively gripped her edict scroll—and she still hadn’t let go.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was no choice; these two were genuinely terrifying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This terror was different from the pressure the Lord had given her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Qing’s pressure came from his cultivation and status.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But these two made Nü Qing feel as if they could see right through her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since we’ve all collected the Divine-Slaying Edict, let’s complete the mission first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The spirited Fu Yu acted decisively, exuding authority; her words instantly shattered the eerie atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nüwa and Wuyou calmed down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi and Kun Peng remained composed, smiles hiding knives.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, yes, the mission comes first!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Chuan quickly raised his hand, revealing the Divine-Slaying Edict.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their mission: The Ethereal Journey.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Task details: Travel through the Ethereal Great World, uncovering mysteries one by one to collect three Divine-Slaying Edicts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then rendezvous at the Central Mountain Range and open the ancient divine tomb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now all three squads had gathered their Divine-Slaying Edicts—only the ancient tomb remained to be opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Open the tomb first!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three squads united, each producing their Divine-Slaying Edict.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A thunderous boom echoed from deep within the mountains.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rocks tumbled, dust rose in clouds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three breaths later, a silver light suddenly blazed like a miniature sun, dazzlingly bright.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As everyone looked up, the silver light shifted, then coalesced into a beam shining upward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A cavern became faintly visible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My heavens, we’re finally out of that place!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shen Ni, damn you! What kind of hellhole did you drag Grandpa here to? Now I’m trapped and can’t move!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A voice filled with relief and fury rang out from the tomb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately followed by a lazy tone: “Oh dear, mistake, after all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I got trapped here with you too, didn’t I?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I haven’t complained—why don’t you cut down on the yelling?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Gu’s Corpse flew into a rage: “Cut down on yelling? I won’t!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You sleep in your coffin every day—you wouldn’t complain!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How many eons has Grandpa Xiang Gu roamed Honghuang? What vast realms I’ve seen! And now I’m stuck in this dump for thirty thousand years!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I should’ve never come with you—you cursed fool!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni looked helplessly on, letting Xiang Gu’s Corpse rant endlessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, it was his fault.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They’d originally come to the Ethereal Great World to find the remains of a Demon God.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But they’d just happened to arrive when the Dragon Clan had strengthened their trial universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two were unlucky, trapped inside this divine tomb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They could only wait for “heroes” to come rescue them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Enough, stop yelling.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The door’s open now—let’s go. See if we can still find the Demon God’s remains. Hope they haven’t moved.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni stepped out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Gu’s Corpse followed, scowling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seven deities suddenly appeared before them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you Shen Ni?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fu Xi smiled as he rolled up his sleeves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who are you?” Shen Ni asked, puzzled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re the number one rebel of Hong Huang?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The four goddesses—Tai Su, Xuan Xiao, Qing Xiao, and Zi Xiao—brightened at once.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, old friend!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kun Peng pulled out a black banner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Chuan also drew out a mirror—given to him by Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The corpse of Xiang Gu, standing nearby, instantly understood the situation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression darkened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Quietly, he unslung his long spear from his back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So you’re the ‘Braves’?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately, he took a large step back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With lightning speed, he moved faster than Shen Ni could react, retreating back into the tomb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The tomb gate slammed shut.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni was left outside, barred from entry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The corpse of Xiang Gu inside the tomb shouted to Nu Wa, Fu Xi, and the others: “What you hold is the Divine-Slaying Edict.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It means you intend to execute Shen Ni.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m not Shen Ni’s ally—I’ve already severed ties with him just now.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You carry on!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m going back to lie down.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Express: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1319,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","e5c9174bd4263eaec7ef3c8fd2017102f06423d841fdd4b1bf206b55c7276436","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-56","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-54",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]