[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-61":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263376,4417,"Chapter 61: The Assembly of Bai Yujing","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-61",61,"\u003Cp>What if there's another coincidence—that we're killed by Luohou beneath the Four Swords of Zhuxian?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei asked a core question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s a good question.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun raised an eyebrow, glancing at Yang Mei: \"But don’t ask that next time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei chuckled: \"After all, we’re Luo Xian—everything’s possible.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dying’s no big deal—just start over.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You want to die?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun’s expressionless face pulled out the Pangu Banner, its power to shatter chaos already building.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come on, as a fellow Daoist, I’ll send you off for free.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You old Daoist!\" Yang Mei was startled when Hong Jun pulled out the Pangu Banner without warning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Keep that thing far away from me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Seriously, why take a joke so seriously?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei glared at Hong Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun smiled: \"See? You don’t really want to die.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don’t want to die again beneath the blade of Pangu’s axe,\" Yang Mei snorted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pangu Banner was forged from the blade of Pangu’s axe, possessing the power to cleave heaven and earth, govern all laws, shatter spacetime, and erase cause and effect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even a Luo Xian Supreme, if killed by this thing, wouldn’t simply restart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’d need a full account wipe—start from scratch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though you’d surely return to the ranks of Luo Xian eventually, it’s better not to die like this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, if you had a Daoist as “kind” as Hong Jun, he’d inevitably “by chance” pick you up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, before you returned, he’d “thoughtfully” keep you close, making you ring bells and strike chimes for him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Knowing Hong Jun as he did, Yang Mei was certain the man would do exactly that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The thought of having to bow low before an old friend, endure humiliation after an accidental death,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>made Yang Mei decide it was better to just stay dead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually, being alive is quite nice.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei dropped the talk of death and turned to other questions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How are you arranging the upcoming assembly?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How else? I’ll just summon all the Daoists from Bai Yujing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, Hong Jun moved Mount Bai Yujing into the chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Above lies the White Jade Capital, twelve towers, five cities.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This time, some new Daoists will join—the towers and cities in the mountain are nearly all claimed.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If they’re all taken, we’ll build more. More Daoists mean our plans can expand.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei grinned: \"Which deities did you invite this time? Didn’t forget your young friend Fengdu from the Underworld, did you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course I invited him—he’ll probably come take a look.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s good.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun and Yang Mei walked side by side into the First City.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The city was pure white as jade, stretching nine thousand li in circumference.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every brick, every pattern within it was woven from infinite laws.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unnameable Dao and principles intertwined upon the earth, forming spacetime nodes, dazzling and radiant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each of these spacetime nodes connected to a unique timeline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without exaggeration, every step Hong Jun took corresponded to a brilliant star, a great Qian World, a dimensional universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The universe can be contained within a mustard seed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All heavens converge within one city.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the two entered, countless lights blazed across the city.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Figures of light emerged from every alley and street.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The immortals from all heavens and worlds have arrived.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei smiled and bowed toward the front: \"Lords of Immortality, go about your business.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thank you, Immortal Friend!\" The figures of light bowed back to Yang Mei and Hong Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then they went about their own affairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some set up stalls, some opened shops, others exchanged pleasantries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kunxu Realm's kun meat—premium ingredient, on sale! Don't miss it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the Roasting Immortal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Line up, follow me closely—this is the Bai Yujing headquarters, every brick here is an immortal’s. Now I’ll take you to the Second City.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the Tour Guide Immortal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Divine weapons and sharp blades—wholesale, wholesale! Bulk discounts!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the Armory Immortal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fortune-telling with absolute accuracy! Who among the Daoists wants a divination?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the Yin-Yang Immortal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yin-Yang Daoist, weren’t you fishing? Why are you running here?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun spotted the Yin-Yang Daoist with his long banner, glancing at the cloth draped over his table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was that the Taiji Diagram?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh? Are the two of you here to support my business?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yin-Yang Daoist had a pale, refined face, exuding the aura of a true immortal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon seeing Hong Jun and Yang Mei, he immediately greeted them warmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I heard you took a loss this time?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei grinned and stepped up to the stall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You know about that?\" The Yin-Yang Daoist was surprised.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, as if realizing something, he scrutinized Yang Mei, then turned his gaze to Hong Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pangu’s great-grandfather!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yin-Yang Daoist suddenly cried out to the heavens, \"Unfair! How did these two troublemakers become Luo Xian first?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei added: \"Luohou became one too.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We just fought him—he acquired another great weapon.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What? He became Luo Xian too?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, the Yin-Yang Daoist sank into deeper despair, grinding his teeth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pangu, the Great God, has gone blind!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I spent years raising fish, fishing—only to have my whole setup smashed.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"All the Dao bodies I nurtured drowned in my pond.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where do I go to plead my case?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Roasting Immortal beside him, hearing this, was deeply startled and turned his gaze: \"Who smashed your place?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Right next door—that Armory Immortal!\" The Yin-Yang Daoist pointed furiously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone turned to look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Armory Immortal seemed to sense it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He smiled faintly at the crowd, revealing white teeth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are you calling me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun studied the Xuanqing who appeared here, astonished: \"Fellow Daoist, you’ve adapted quickly!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I didn’t even notice you at first!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei also marveled: \"I didn’t expect Fengdu Daoist to adapt so swiftly on his first visit to Bai Yujing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I thought you’d be lost for a while.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What’s there to be lost about?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuanqing looked around, listening to the cries of the immortals nearby.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt even more awed than Hong Jun and the others:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If I’d known Bai Yujing was like this, I’d have come long ago.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Link: [Recommendation Tickets] [Monthly Tickets]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1021,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","158b469e364d5dcba98bfdb7e5f6f00396655d52766ad24036411fb3ecb52e5f","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-62","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-60",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]