[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-62":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263377,4417,"Chapter 62: Give Hong Jun a Little Underworld Shock","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-62",62,"\u003Cp>In fact, Xiang Xuanqing had received more than one invitation from Bai Yujing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All of them were invitations from Hong Jun urging him to join the Bai Yujing organization.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back then, Xiang Xuanqing didn’t understand Hong Jun’s background, and Hong Jun revealed no other details about Bai Yujing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he declined them all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time was different.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time it was a sightseeing invitation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More importantly, Hong Jun used Da Luo methods to send Xiang Xuanqing countless invitations from different timelines and dimensions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This made Xiang Xuanqing, who had been sipping tea in Qifei Tian Palace, utterly unable to bear the nuisance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fine, fine, fine—so this is how you play with a Da Luo fruit, is it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you’ve got this ability, why don’t you become a time-space postal worker instead!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, Hong Jun’s “insistent hospitality” finally “moved” Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Added to that, Xiang Xuanqing genuinely wanted to see what this Bai Yujing Assembly was really like.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, he decided to set out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when he arrived, Xiang Xuanqing found the place utterly unexpected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The immortals of Bai Yujing really knew how to have fun!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend, do you find Bai Yujing to your liking?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei now appeared as an old man with a white beard, radiating immortal aura, his expression gentle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Quite interesting,” Xiang Xuanqing replied honestly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m glad you’re interested, I’m glad you’re interested,” Yang Mei smiled, stroking his beard—this remark meant Xiang Xuanqing was inclined toward joining their Bai Yujing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun, seeing Xiang Xuanqing finally soften his stance, also allowed a faint smile to cross his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What services does your stall offer?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun left the Yin Yang Daoist’s divination booth and walked up to Xiang Xuanqing, showing him great face by supporting his business.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing enthusiastically introduced: “I handle weapon forging, wholesale divine weapons, preservation of supreme treasures, and recycling of primordial spiritual materials, among others.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course, I also accept voluntary donations.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How does this voluntary donation work?” Hong Jun asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you’re asking that, then I’ll have to explain the philosophy behind it to you, friend.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing spoke with solemn expression: “This voluntary donation is also called ‘offering love.’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Its purpose is to promote the spirit of mutual aid in the Divine Path, to uphold the noble virtues of Hong Huang’s tradition of aiding the suffering and relieving hardship, and to assist unfortunate sentient beings and disadvantaged groups throughout Heaven and Earth.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In accordance with this principle, our Underworld Weapon Forging Association has launched this voluntary donation campaign.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Offering love? Virtue? Helping the unfortunate?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing’s opening remarks left Hong Jun with a flicker of doubt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When did Underworld activities become so… Celestial?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Hong Jun could ask, Xiang Xuanqing continued: “The specifics are simple: if you have any obsolete primordial spiritual treasures, secondhand merit-based sacred artifacts, or unwanted Creation-supreme treasures, you can bring them here to donate and offer your own share of love.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course, our Underworld Weapon Forging Association will never embezzle these donated treasures.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We will, guided by Divine Path compassion, deliver these treasures to impoverished deities in remote regions.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let this love warm every recipient.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, Xiang Xuanqing immediately produced a large cauldron labeled “Donation Station” and placed it on his stall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I observe you are a deity of high moral character, overflowing with compassion. Would you like to join our Underworld Weapon Forging Association’s public welfare campaign?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you silent because you have concerns? Don’t worry—our Underworld Weapon Forging Association is a legitimate Underworld organization, directly authorized by the Underworld Emperor himself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing grinned: “If you make a voluntary donation now, you’ll be Donation No. 001, and you’ll receive a special Underworld gift pack—ten flowers of the Other Shore, nine bowls of Meng Potang, and one bucket of Huang Quan water.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’ll also receive an official Underworld Certificate of Honor for Donors!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“With this certificate, you’ll enjoy a one-day tour of the Underworld, plus an 80% discount on all purchases.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing smiled warmly, gazing at Hong Jun with eager anticipation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend, have you thought it over? Will you offer your love?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing’s rapid-fire pitch left Hong Jun stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His thoughts spiraled; he felt utterly disoriented.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who am I? Where am I?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What just happened?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why are Underworld activities so Celestial? Why do I feel something’s off?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a long pause.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun finally regained his composure and gave Xiang Xuanqing a long, piercing look. “How can you say such shameless things with such a straight face?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun thought he himself was already shameless enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Normally, when he “acquired” a treasure, he’d at most say, “We are fated.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He never expected to meet a master today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing’s donation campaign truly opened his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If any deity who cultivated the Dao of Deception or the Dao of Manipulation learned this rhetoric…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One could imagine how many “donors” would flood the First City.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m starting to regret inviting you to Bai Yujing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun sighed softly, fearing Xiang Xuanqing’s irreverent style might corrupt Bai Yujing’s atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“May I take a look?” Yang Mei also stepped up to Xiang Xuanqing’s stall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Please, be my guest.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing continued warmly welcoming his second customer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei gazed at the dazzling array of divine weapons and spiritual treasures, finding it quite intriguing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But many of the treasures seemed… not quite proper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei picked up a pale golden, twenty-one-section wooden whip from the stall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend, sharp eyes!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing praised: “You immediately picked out the finest item here!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei asked: “What’s the story behind it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This treasure is called ‘Fallen Fortune.’ When struck upon a deity, one lash guarantees they’ll lose their spirit and morale.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A weapon targeting the soul?” Yang Mei nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Indeed—but…” Xiang Xuanqing glanced at Yang Mei and added: “this treasure subtly affects the wielder’s fortune. If carried long-term, the owner will fall into ruin, fail at everything, and grow increasingly destitute.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course, there’s a remedy: use the whip to strike yourself repeatedly. The more you whip yourself, the better your luck becomes.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei smiled: “A fine item.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A perfect tool to slip into an enemy’s hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll take it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Excellent!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing beamed and handed him a jade slip.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Here’s a list. Feel free to contribute—I’m currently short on spiritual materials for forging.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Primordial spiritual materials? I have about twenty-some of them. I’ll make up the full set for you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei paid without hesitation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing turned to Hong Jun: “Hong Jun, friend, do you need anything? If not, don’t block my business.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun had already stood before Xiang Xuanqing’s stall for a long time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You mentioned earlier a ‘treasure maintenance’ service?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun finally decided to support Xiang Xuanqing’s business.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course. Do you have any treasure needing maintenance?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Indeed. I recently fought a great battle, and it sustained some wear.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a sharp snap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A small banner landed on Xiang Xuanqing’s stall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Link: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>PS: Two more chapters today, coming soon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1167,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","7a60a6a3f123b4671a9f6cb26febb7679de18fa05f6814d715a82931d3d5f3b0","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-63","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-61",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]