[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-64":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263379,4417,"Chapter 64: The Unnameable Tianzun [Bonus Chapter]","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-64",64,"\u003Cp>Enough, enough, stop pretending, you've been faking all day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you really afraid he’ll steal the Pangu Banner?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei bought something else at another stall, then turned to look at Hong Jun, who looked panicked—he found it amusing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You showed him the Pangu Banner just to use it as bait to keep Lord Fengdu around and see what tricks he has, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who’s pretending? That kid really did sneak off with the Pangu Banner just now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun lowered his gaze, his expression returning to calmness; he murmured to himself: “A peculiar realm, unobservable—is this the Great Luo fruit he’s preparing? Intriguing. I’ll ask more carefully once the Pangu Banner returns.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These two Great Luo beings were crouching in front of a cultivator’s stall, carefully picking through goods.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend, your few post-heaven spiritual treasures don’t perform well when reforged into pre-heaven ones—they’re nowhere near as good as Lord Fengdu’s.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I craft legitimate items—do any of his creations even count as legitimate?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The [Qiankun Immortal] running the stall rolled his eyes irritably.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“His origin isn’t a Chaos Demon, is it? Why are you two so fixated on him?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei chuckled: “Friend, you’re clinging to appearances. Yes, Chaos Demons have deep origins, but are they truly that important to us?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We must view things with a developmental perspective.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is Honghuang, the True Realm of Pangu—it represents infinite possibilities; never underestimate any primordial spirit born here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, Lord Fengdu is so… interesting.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei held the “Lost” Golden Whip in his hand, recalling all of Xuan Qing’s recent behavior, and couldn’t help but smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They’re pretending.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And isn’t Xuan Qing pretending too?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To match wits with two Great Luo beings and play along so seriously already speaks volumes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend, friend—you must first enter the Dao of this realm before you can truly be called ‘friend.’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright, you two do as you please.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Qiankun Immortal stood guard at his stall, beside him a four-legged square tripod exhaling endless primordial spiritual energy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Absently tossing a post-heaven spiritual treasure into the tripod to reforge it, the Qiankun Immortal yawned: “You two decide everything in Baiyu Jing—I’m just a stallholder. Who you invite, who you meet—I won’t interfere.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just call me if something truly important comes up.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Go, go, don’t disturb my business.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Qiankun Immortal shooed away these two annoying figures.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[The True Realm of the Dao]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dao is vast and obscure; clouds tower majestically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Light radiates from all directions, bathing all things in white snow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sky is a deep azure, with ethereal radiance floating and shifting endlessly without repetition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Across this immense, boundless realm, countless shadows stand tall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Once in the Primordial Azure Heaven, the Blue Void Song echoed across the Great Floating Li Soil...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the highest level of the True Realm of the Dao, a thousand sages and myriad saints sat around a colossal divine form, chanting in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This divine form is unspeakable, unnameable, incomprehensible, beyond description.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Until a shadow ascended through the heavens, passing beyond the thousand sages and myriad saints, merging with the supreme divine form.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, Hong Jun’s really not being honest!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A soft sigh echoed through the True Realm of the Dao, like celestial music.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Xuan Qing bore a radiant halo, draped in seventy-two colors, holding a millet bead in his left hand and cradling emptiness in his right, symbolizing the “Ultimate Non-Polarity” and “Chaos Before Creation,” when heaven and earth had no form and all things remained unborn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, a small black triangular banner appeared in his right hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fishing with a straight hook—how boring.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, hey, that’s enough already.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing stared at the Pangu Banner in his hand: “We’ve met many times before—you know you’re sentient; otherwise, you couldn’t have entered at all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【I’ve never seen you.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pangu Banner feigned silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No problem—we’ll see each other often from now on.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing asked: “What did Hong Jun send you here for?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Not telling.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pangu Banner observed this world while attempting to contact Hong Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Can’t reach him, can you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing smiled: “I never do anything without confidence. Bringing you here means I’ve got the upper hand.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If Hong Jun wants to see, let him find a way to come in himself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, Luo Hou already came by—I left him a little surprise.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【I’ll tell him everything about this.】 the Pangu Banner replied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No, you won’t,” Xuan Qing shook his head. “I’m exceptionally skilled at dealing with spiritual treasures—this isn’t empty boasting.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even if you’re a primordial supreme treasure.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【You’re not even a Great Luo】 the Pangu Banner was puzzled—how could Xuan Qing have such confidence?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This realm is indeed peculiar, but it hasn’t yet reached the full level of a Great Luo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Enough of that—I’ll just open your primordial Dao and take a look.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【No.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pangu Banner refused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It had only agreed to serve as Hong Jun’s surveillance—not to expose its inner self.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t be stingy—I just want to take a peek.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing raised the millet bead in his left hand and shone it toward the Pangu Banner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【You! Get away!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pangu Banner struggled—it no longer wanted to be a spy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It just wanted to go home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Since you’re here, you might as well get the full treatment, hehe.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing activated the power of the True Realm of the Dao; a trace of supreme energy descended, and his divine form shifted repeatedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The unspeakable Dao and principles enveloped the entire realm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【You… Pangu? No—you’re… Tianzun】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pangu Banner’s consciousness suddenly blurred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Within Baiyu Jing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing had been hawking goods at the First City for a long time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Until a joyful message arrived from the True Realm of the Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Got it done.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing’s lips curled upward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He packed up his stall and began strolling through the city.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend, you’re not really planning to run away, are you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The BBQ Immortal called out from afar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing waved: “I’m just taking a walk.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The BBQ Immortal, Kunpeng, sighed in relief: “Then let me recommend someone—go find the [Tour Guide Immortal]; he loves showing newcomers around.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Great~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing weaved through the immortals, turning corners and winding paths until he finally found the [Tour Guide Immortal].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tour Guide Immortal turned around—his face was that of a tree person.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing looked closer: the Tour Guide Immortal’s limbs were all made of wood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His head was lush green—clearly a canopy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who are you?” the Tour Guide Immortal asked, puzzled, staring at Xuan Qing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Me? I’m the new alchemy and artifact Immortal.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing smiled: “I’d like you to guide me around Baiyu Jing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah, I see!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tour Guide Immortal beamed: “You’ve come to the right person.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No immortal understands Baiyu Jing better than I, Ren Shen Guo—except perhaps Hong Jun and his kind.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re Ren Shen Guo?” Xuan Qing’s expression turned strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tour Guide Immortal was confused: “Is there something wrong?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nothing at all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing shook his head—this Baiyu Jing was full of surprises.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhen Yuanzi is not part of the Bai Yujing organization.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His ginseng fruit tree is actually here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it appears he came here without Zhen Yuanzi’s knowledge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>——\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct line: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1211,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","eb6df1577f991a9e5103ea552e7702bbc15c25b4cd3ee47b12889c393b28e147","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-65","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-63",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]