[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-68":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263383,4417,"Chapter 68: The Li Brothers; Hong Jun in Disarray","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-68",68,"\u003Cp>\"Your medicine, friend, is still just as unorthodox,\" said Xuan Qing, shaking his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't blame your brother, Big Brother—you're no better yourself, alchemist immortal,\" Jing Yao Shangzun shot him a look; the alchemy skills of Ji Du Shangzun were plainly evident to all the gods of Taiwei Yuan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing turned to the one beside him and asked, \"Friend, are you adapting well here?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chen Daojun’s expression was complex; he looked up and said, \"I thought I had adapted, but now I see I haven’t adapted enough.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No worries, stay with us a little longer and you’ll adapt,\" Xuan Qing reassured him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Exactly!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao Shangzun nodded in agreement: \"Though Baiyu Jing was a bit unexpected, to us it’s just another thing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you ever get the chance to collaborate with an alchemist immortal, you’ll understand.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Collaborate with him? Actually, we have.\" Yu Chen Daojun recalled the state of the Yin-Yang Universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That soul-snatching rope had left a deep impression on him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You’ve already collaborated before?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao Shangzun looked at Yu Chen Daojun with confusion; the latter’s face practically screamed \"upright and proper.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Collaborated with the most unorthodox Shangzun of Taiwei Yuan—and yet his style wasn’t corrupted?* Jing Yao Shangzun was even more baffled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Strange indeed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to the consensus of Taiwei Yuan, if \"unorthodox\" were regarded as a special Dao fruit shared across the Honghuang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of the ten full shares, Xuan Qing alone claimed twelve.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All beings of the Honghuang owed him two shares.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And yet Yu Chen Daojun remained unaffected by Xuan Qing—this deeply surprised Jing Yao Shangzun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just from this mismatched aura, Jing Yao Shangzun felt he ought to befriend Yu Chen Daojun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Friend, let us properly introduce ourselves—I am Li Er.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Li Ming,\" said Yu Chen Daojun, utterly serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We’re even from the same clan!\" Jing Yao Shangzun beamed; he secretly calculated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm, it was true.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truly sincere!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he turned his gaze to Xuan Qing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His look plainly said: Your turn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing smiled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he was waiting for this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then let us properly introduce ourselves...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was about to reveal his primordial true name, [Fengdu], when suddenly his spiritual platform trembled—a fragment of his true spirit returned from the [Great Dao True Realm].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pangu Banner also naturally fell back into Xuan Qing’s hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing calmly tucked the Pangu Banner into his sleeve and said with composure:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually, my name is Li Yuan.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How convenient,\" Jing Yao Shangzun snorted; he didn’t even need to calculate—he knew Xuan Qing was putting on another disguise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Confused, Yu Chen Daojun glanced between Jing Yao and Xuan Qing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He smiled: \"Indeed, quite convenient.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chen Daojun had just calculated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Er and Li Yuan were both real.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His own name derived from the characters \"Dawn,\" reflecting his Dao principle: facing calamity, heart toward dawn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In other words, \"Li Ming\" was more like his true Dao name.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course it was real.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Then these two friends must be the same.*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With his sincere heart, Yu Chen Daojun was delighted—unexpectedly, the three of them were so fated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meeting Yu Chen Daojun’s earnest gaze, Jing Yao Shangzun felt a twinge of guilt and unconsciously looked away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Why can’t I use this name? Isn’t it a true name?*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing, however, remained utterly calm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had taken two characters from the Dao position representing the Great Dao—why wasn’t that a true name?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Yuan, Li Er, Li Ming—all neatly aligned, how perfect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Li Yuan, Li Er, Li Ming?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun had been watching Xuan Qing’s trio closely; upon hearing their introductions, his expression instantly grew complex.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No wonder...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun murmured.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei also whispered: \"The Li brothers?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Almost simultaneously, the two Great Luo Sovereigns locked onto the same causal thread.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They traced it forward, gazing into the hazy future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How powerless was the river of time represented by this causal thread before the two Great Luo?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the mist of hazy time could not obstruct their vision.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every drop of time-water, every space-time fish, and every derivative of this river of years was laid bare before them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No, no!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Still no change—keep going.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their gazes delved deeper into the future, as if scenes from the river of time had formed a historical scroll, countless images reflected for the two Great Luo to inspect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They studied the future, their brows tightening with each passing moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One percent unchanged? Impossible!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Until they neared a certain moment—the causal thread finally shifted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Heh, found it!\" Yang Mei chuckled softly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was about to look closer when a radiant cloud enveloping all heavens rose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Within the cloud, five-colored splendor bathed the heavens, eight-note celestial music echoed through the cosmos, golden petals drifted into every corner of the future, and immeasurable radiance obscured every dimension of the future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This celestial cloud covered all space and time, blocking Hong Jun and Yang Mei’s vision.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can’t see?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then we’ve found the right trail!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun and Yang Mei exchanged glances.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Far from giving up, they now desired even more to explore the possibilities behind this causal thread.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old Dao, you really know how to pick people!\" Yang Mei smiled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun never did anything useless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every invisible act concealed an experiment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For instance, this time—through the Baiyu Jing Assembly, he arranged for Xuan Qing, Jing Yao, and Yu Chen, the three spirits most fated to him, to meet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under such fate-driven interaction, a trace might emerge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This trace was ethereal, invisible even to a Taiyi Dao Lord.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But to a Great Luo, even this trace could be probed, excavated, and used to influence the future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Continue!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were about to fully trace it once more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Dao-sound echoed through space and time—as if some unknown being recited a scripture.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chaos gave birth to Taiji, Taiji gave birth to two aunts, two aunts gave birth to four uncles, four uncles gave birth to eight kids. Eight kids want milk, drink this milk, forget that kid...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huh? What?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What is this nonsense?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The chaotic scripture stirred the river of time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Infinite chaotic thoughts, chaotic principles, chaotic causes, flowed backward against time, like demonic chants piercing the ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun and Yang Mei felt utterly bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their brows furrowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before they could recover, another scripture sounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you say it exists, you cannot greet it; if you say it doesn’t, it still lingers in haze.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The true meaning of this scripture—neither being nor non-being—pointed directly to the principle of the Great Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Du Ren Jing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun and Yang Mei’s faces darkened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What nonsense had crept into the future?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Trying to convert the two Ancestors of the Immortal Dao?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reverse Heaven’s Order!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, the two Great Luo Sovereigns were genuinely irritated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They truly wanted to debate these future brats.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just then—a new change occurred!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who are you all? Don't you know the rules when passing through my territory?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A brilliant heavenly blade suddenly appeared, flying out from a corner of the River of Ages.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The immense power that severed all cause and effect, and seized boundless spacetime, erupted instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No talking—stand still right there!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Robbery!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>——\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Train: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1189,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","95aa375d8706ed09113273195285f7c9f5c3979485caeb47380e458cef7e6b4e","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-69","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-67",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]