[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-70":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263385,4417,"Chapter 70: Subscription Data Is Important!","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-70",70,"\u003Cp>Just like the roots of Hong Huang beings, the better the first-subscription data, the deeper the foundation of this book.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether we can enter the ranks of innate beings depends on everyone’s support!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First, regarding updates:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>1. On the day of subscription launch, five chapters will be updated, with a minimum of 10,000 words. Afterward, two chapters daily, at least 6,000 words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>2. One patron adds two extra chapters; one thousand monthly votes add one extra chapter! (Monthly settlement)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>3. If you take leave due to special circumstances, the missed chapters will be made up on weekends!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>4. There is a reader group—welcome to join; the link is in the introduction, and a portal is also listed at the end of each chapter’s “Author’s Note.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Second, some reflections:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I must say, writing a book that people read is a deeply joyful thing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Writing a book that people enjoy reading is an even greater honor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially since this book is so “not serious.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That you all like it is truly the author’s fortune.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The author’s original intent in writing was to share joy with everyone, so whether this book or the previous one, the tone has always been light, cheerful, and entertaining.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I hope to bring you even more wonderful (not serious) stories in the future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Third, I offer up some friends’ books:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>1. “The Melon Man of Hollywood,” by Zhao Mohan\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is the story of a reincarnated man stirring up storms in Hollywood and becoming a legendary director of the last century.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A metropolitan entertainment novel, a two-million-word masterpiece, currently ongoing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I read more than half of this book when it first came out—the quality is guaranteed!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>2. “This Assassin Is Upfront and Honorable,” by Ri Wan Shi Bai\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The author is currently following this book.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The protagonist is an assassin, but his talent is… not serious—he must assassinate with [openness and righteousness].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And while assassinating, he must say some cheeky lines.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fun!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Ri Wan really updates over ten thousand words daily—it’s a very satisfying read.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>3. “The Ancestor Is Incompetent!,” by Qiqiqi Yu\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A farming cultivation novel with a touch of Xuan Jian’s style; already over 400,000 words updated—worth devouring!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’ve read all of Seven Fish’s previous works—excellent!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>4. “The Ancient Strange Human,” by Yi Ye Jin\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The author is a fan of this writer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Longtime readers know I started writing because a book I loved was abandoned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s right—it was his previous book.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The First Crow of Hong Huang” and “Hong Huang: The Stone Ji” are both completed—definitely worth reading!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>5. “Hong Huang: The Green Phoenix of Nüwa’s Household,” by Qie Su Yu Jun Ting\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The author’s previous book, 2 million words completed, has a rather peculiar style; friends interested may take a look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The author’s previous book, 2 million words completed, with a very peculiar art style—readers interested should check it out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This book inherits some settings from the previous one; reading the Green Phoenix first will enhance your experience of this one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, here is a mountain-sea ballad composed by the author himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, here is a mountain-sea ballad composed by the author himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Classic of Mountains and Seas: Outer Eastern Classic”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beyond the eastern sea, Chie Qiu tree, the land of giants is Kuafu’s domain;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shebi Shi, Morning Sun Valley, the water god’s name is Tian Wu;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Black Teeth Kingdom, Qingqiu foxes, the land of gentlemen raises fierce tigers;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yushi Qie, beside Tang Valley, Gou Mang leans on divine wood with sword in hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Classic of Mountains and Seas: Outer Southern Classic”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beyond the southern sea, South Mountain, the Biyi bird flies with Bifang;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Twenty-Eight Gods, east of the Feathered People, do the divine guardians watch the night without end?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yanhuo Kingdom, bodies crimson red, the immortal folk worship Zhurong;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three-Headed Kingdom, Yi draws his bow, Zhuochi’s blood stains the eastern Kunlun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Classic of Mountains and Seas: Outer Western Classic”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beyond the western sea, Mie Meng cries, reporting dawn from Mount Dayun;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three-Body Kingdom, commanding four beasts, Xingtian fought for the emperor’s head, now severed;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wuyan Kingdom, elixir of immortality, the corpse of Nüchou scorched by the sun;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Women’s Kingdom, Xuanyuan Bridge, human heads with serpent bodies entwined;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Baimin Kingdom, riding Huang, divine steeds tread dragon-fish across the nine heavens;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Zhuyu Wilds, ballads abound, mandarin ducks soar and phoenixes dance as Shoushou laughs!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Classic of Mountains and Seas: Outer Northern Classic”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beyond the northern sea, Shenzhu Yin, human face, serpent body, endowed with spirit;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gonggong Platform, Xiangliu’s heart, nine-headed human faces with blue skin;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shenmu Kingdom, Wu Chang chants, a thousand li searching for Mu in Juying;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The god chases the sun, staff turns to forest, the ghost kingdom’s Yuqiang dwells by the sea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is something the author wrote while reading the Classic of Mountains and Seas to aid memory—consider it a lighthearted diversion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Readers, tomorrow’s subscription launch—I rely on you all!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[64] (End of chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",817,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","fbaafb21f8bbfe1268d491e68c5946263e41e4439e1dbe68565b2afad992c2c7","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-71","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-69",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]