[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-71":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263386,4417,"Chapter 71: Attack Hong Huang—Start With Me! [Seeking First Subscription]","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-71",71,"\u003Cp>A brilliant heavenly blade lies across the river of time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the sudden interruption of “robbery,” Hong Jun and Yang Mei, situated at the “past” node, fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this timeline just too unorthodox?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not only them, but the three Heavenly Sovereigns at the “future” node, upon seeing the heavenly blade, also fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【How did she get here?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【She’s really seeing this robbery through to the end!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Hmm, I think we should withdraw—this is a matter of greater importance.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two sides remained locked in stalemate for a while, until the three Heavenly Sovereigns from the future were the first to cease hostilities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun and Yang Mei likewise Moqidi  chose to stand down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey! Don’t leave yet!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t I have any dignity?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m in the middle of a robbery, you know?! At least show me some respect!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The more urgently this voice called out, the faster both sides retreated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Almost instantly, the celestial auspicious clouds enveloping the future vanished, and a jade ruyi descended, erasing all traces of the future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun and Yang Mei withdrew their gazes, severing their connection to this timeline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After both sides had withdrawn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A tall, elegant figure of peerless grace stepped calmly forth from another timeline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was so transcendent, as if a sage had descended upon the world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her jet-black tresses fell naturally over her chest and back, like a waterfall of blue silk; behind her, countless worlds rose and sank, and billions of sentient beings paid homage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, the forces of the myriad heavenly Dao laws coalesced, the divine light of creation shook heaven and earth, boundless mountains and rivers, splendid cosmos, and radiant aura all emerged one by one with her arrival.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing both sides had ceased, “Nv Wa” recalled her heavenly blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pfft, they ran off too fast—boring.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She waved her hand toward a certain direction, “Could a fellow Daoist please clean up the scene?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, “Nv Wa” strode away, vanishing into this ancient history.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all three major figures had departed, the trembling “security guard” emerged to “mop the floor.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This deity had a human face and a serpent body, entirely crimson, with upright eyes and a straight gaze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This deity’s name: Zhu Long!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I just got appointed and already have to deal with this mess—am I that unlucky?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Zhu Long” stammered, feeling he’d been tricked by “Tai Hao Fu Xi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Present-day spacetime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Yujing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the very moment Hong Jun and Yang Mei were projecting the future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing, Jing Yao, and Yuchen all sensed something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shang Zun Jing Yao looked around, puzzled: “Why do I feel like someone’s watching us?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who else? Hong Jun, of course.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You really think he invited us just for a tour?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing turned his gaze toward the two Luo Jinxian pretending to be “street loiterers” in the Third Heavenly City.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had just felt ripples in the river of spacetime—those two had definitely done something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What does He want from us?” Dao Jun Yuchen frowned slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had never intended to join Bai Yujing; he’d only come after being bombarded with countless nuisance invitations from Hong Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s not so much a scheme as a matter of fate—we’re connected to him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing said: “He’s probably just noticed our potential and wants to recruit us.” Dao Jun Yuchen nodded slightly in agreement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What do you think is Bai Yujing’s ultimate goal?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shang Zun Jing Yao watched the immortals coming and going among the Five Cities and Twelve Towers, and said: “Before this, I’d never actually encountered an ‘immortal.’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But there are far too many immortals here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s no surprise you haven’t seen any—Bai Yujing has never formally established full contact with the Hong Huang Zhen Jie,” Xiang Xuanqing had already pondered this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He recounted to Jing Yao and Yuchen the information he’d gathered from the barbecue immortal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You both know where we are right now, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Outside the Chaos!” Shang Zun Jing Yao and Dao Jun Yuchen answered in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Exactly—outside the Chaos, not even within the Hong Huang Zhen Jie.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing said: “Bai Yujing’s Five Cities and Twelve Towers connect countless spacetime nodes, encompassing innumerable worlds.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But in truth, these worlds still lie under Bai Yujing’s dominion—they’re Bai Yujing’s Zhu Tian Wan Jie, not those belonging to Hong Huang.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shang Zun Jing Yao immediately understood: “So you’re saying this is actually Bai Yujing’s dimensional realm! Though the countless worlds behind these immortals are scattered beyond Hong Huang, they’re all contained within this Bai Yujing dimensional realm.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dao Jun Yuchen added: “And Yu Jingshan is the joint headquarters of all the Zhu Tian Wan Jie within this realm—or rather, the immortals’ ‘ascension site!’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That ‘ascension site’ is well put!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing smiled: “I suspect Bai Yujing’s plan hinges on ‘becoming immortal’ and ‘ascension.’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I were Hong Jun, and faced with a ‘become-immortal’ plan, I wouldn’t mess around inside the Hong Huang Zhen Jie—I’d conduct experiments beyond the true realm.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s true,” Jing Yao nodded. The waters of Hong Huang were so deep, one misstep could capsize you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Haven’t you noticed? Whether it’s the Qi Lin Clan or the Dragon Clan, they always start stirring trouble in the Zhu Tian Wan Jie first?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing continued: “Select a few worlds among the Zhu Tian Wan Jie as pilot sites. Once you get some results, you can’t just leave them unattended—so you connect them to Yu Jingshan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s hard for one person to pull off a grand plan, so the second step is recruiting allies—and those allies must be powerful.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Thus came the Yin Yang Immortal, Qian Kun Immortal, Dian Dao Immortal… and other powerful immortals.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you put it that way, I finally get it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shang Zun Jing Yao grinned: “Propose a universal ideal, test it across the Zhu Tian Wan Jie, showcase results, recruit allies, expand power, then counterattack Hong Huang.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is that it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This “Six-Step Counterattack on Hong Huang” strategy was summed up by the Weiyuan Society’s amusement deities during idle chatter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He said it purely for Dao Jun Yuchen’s ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao still remembered the topic Xiang Xuanqing had raised back then: “Attack Hong Huang—start with me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the time, everyone had voiced opinions and discussed many plans.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in practice, the “Six-Step” approach was the only viable one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is there any deity who could directly achieve the goal in one step, using their own might to subdue all gods and seize Hong Huang?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course there is!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The creator god Pan Gu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone else? Just wash your face and go to sleep—stick to the path of grand alliance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First establish a universal ideal, then form an organization to work toward it together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hearing Xiang Xuanqing and Jing Yao’s analysis, Dao Jun Yuchen fell into thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So, Bai Yujing created the ‘immortal’ path with the goal of attacking the Hong Huang Zhen Jie and ruling the Wu Liang Shijie?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And now they’ve reached the fifth step—about to launch a full-scale counterattack?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Xiang Xuanqing and Jing Yao exchanged glances, then stepped back in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We didn’t say anything. You thought of this yourself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Exactly! We were just making reasonable deductions—the conclusion was yours alone. It has nothing to do with us.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their Moqide  blame-shifting left Dao Jun Yuchen stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wait, how are you two so practiced at this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Express: 【Recommendation Votes】【Monthly Votes】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1227,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","cf0332d7cc29aa03d9ecb1574fcd7ed1038d65dbfff2b8040e436c99f24af281","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-72","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-70",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]