[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-73":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263388,4417,"Chapter 73: The Zhou Tian Five Immortals and the Hunyuan Nine Immortals [Requesting First Subscription]","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-73",73,"\u003Cp>First Qionglou.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother Dao, what must be added to the character ‘immortal’ to truly make something big happen?” Jing Yao Shangzun’s interest was sharply piqued by Xiang Xuanqing’s words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was eager to learn Xiang Xuanqing’s next plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, relying on countless eons of mutual understanding, Jing Yao Shangzun was certain Xiang Xuanqing already had a scheme involving the “immortal.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing glanced at Jing Yao Shangzun, whose face brimmed with impatience, then at Yu Chendao Jun, who said nothing but whose gaze constantly drifted near him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He smiled: “That’s hard to say—how could outsiders like us meddle in the affairs of Bai Yujing?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing was indeed ruthlessly messing with their minds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though he didn’t know what exactly had transpired in that recent spacetime ripple, he was certain it involved all three of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, messing with their minds was definitely the right move.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for what character must be added to “immortal” to maximize disruption:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Naturally, add five characters: Heaven, Earth, Human, Spirit, Ghost!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Within the Zhou Tian, there are Five Immortals—I could never forget that.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in this era, creating the Zhou Tian Five Immortals would not be easy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing’s mind conjured several thoughts: “To gather these five paths, I’d need to bring in many others—myself, Zhenyuanzi, Nvwa or Fuxi, the two brothers Taiyi, the two lunar goddesses, and so on.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing glanced at Jing Yao and Yu Chendao Jun. “Of course, also these two.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beyond the Zhou Tian Five Immortals, Xiang Xuanqing could even propose another plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was to carve out a new realm under the name of Immortal Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Currently in Honghuang, there are only two cultivation realms worth mentioning—Taiyi and Da Luo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taiyi is the primordial source of all things in the universe—the “Dao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Primordial deities coexist with the Dao, so all are Taiyi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This describes both a level of existence and a direct expression of the Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Da Luo: “Da” means vast, implying boundlessness; “Luo” means net, implying encompassing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Da Luo is boundless, embracing all existence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though their names differ, both originate from the Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The latter simply went further and higher, hence becoming the current term for cultivation realms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Below the Dao, if “immortal” could carve a new path, establish operations, and seize naming rights, wouldn’t that grant authority?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Human Immortal, Earth Immortal, Heaven Immortal; True Immortal, Mystery Immortal, Golden Immortal; Taiyi Immortal, Da Luo Immortal, Hunyuan Immortal.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing continued to let his thoughts wander: “But why do I feel that if I do this, I’ll need to drag in even more people?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“To pull off this Pindixi Immortal Dao, besides our Zhou Tian Five Immortals, we’d at least need Kunlun’s Queen Mother of the West, the brothers Jieyin and Qiti…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And even Hongjun must first attain an unrealized ‘Hunyuan’—how is that possible? Eat Jing Yao’s Hunyuan Pill?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing smiled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He gazed ahead at the [Dushi Xianren] Jieyin, who presided over the Dushi Assembly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each of these “fated ones” had already been gathered in part by Hongjun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing was certain Hongjun was already contemplating the “Pindixi Immortal Dao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He just didn’t know whether Hongjun was considering the Zhou Tian Five Immortals or the Hunyuan Nine Immortals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Forget it. Let Hongjun sweat over it—I’m not one of his Bai Yujing people.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Better to focus on my True Spirit Ye Point Array Map.” He temporarily set those thoughts aside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing subtly glanced at Jing Yao—perhaps, given the chance, he could draw this fellow into the Dao Zhen Jing and manifest the [Daode Tianzun] ye position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But that might require first obtaining the Taiji Tu.” Xiang Xuanqing mused inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His greatest gain from this visit to Bai Yujing was using the Pangu Banner to forge within the Dao Zhen Jing the supreme ye position—[Fuli Yuanshi Tianzun]!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then what is the opportunity to turn Yu Chendao Jun into [Lingbao Tianzun]?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Give him all the Lingbao I forged?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He’s so proper—he probably couldn’t handle it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is he messing with our minds?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright, he succeeded!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fifth Tiancheng, the Yin-Yang Daoist snorted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suddenly realized Xiang Xuanqing was terrifyingly disruptive—even this enemy of his had been affected moments ago, unable to resist the urge to hear what “big scheme” the other had.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This irreverent fellow is definitely doing this on purpose!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beside his stall stood another Immortal—the Inverted Immortal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This Immortal wore natural robes, mist curling around his sleeves, a feathered cloak fluttering, radiating extraordinary grace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To any observer, he appeared a true cultivator.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet one peculiar trait: the Inverted Immortal had recently developed a special hobby—he loved standing upside down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And now, he hung suspended in midair, arms crossed, swaying back and forth before the Yin-Yang Daoist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yin-Yang Daoist paid no mind—he was long accustomed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His name was Inverted; his Dao naturally mirrored that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When first encountered, this fellow spoke, acted, and wielded his divine arts in complete disorder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was like a schizophrenic—far more irreverent than now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now he merely liked standing upside down; at least the rest of him was normal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yin-Yang, I heard your last shipwreck was because of him?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Inverted Immortal asked curiously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How did you all find out?” The Yin-Yang Daoist wondered inwardly—had his one shipwreck become common gossip?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hongjun and Yang Mei knowing was normal—they were Da Luo Sovereigns.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did you become a Da Luo too?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Inverted Immortal said: “I just met the Barbecue Immortal—he told me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That Nanhua!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yin-Yang Daoist snorted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Inverted Immortal chuckled: “What unpleasant thing happened? Tell me—I’ll enjoy it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve been unusually normal lately—could use some amusement.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you want amusement, why not find it yourself?” The Yin-Yang Daoist glanced sideways. “The Artificer Immortal is terribly irreverent—you’ll find plenty with him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Inverted Immortal smiled: “Before I go to him, shouldn’t I first hear the situation from you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’ve interacted with him most—tell me, what’s so irreverent about him?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ask Hongjun yourself.” The Yin-Yang Daoist refused to speak further.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Should I explain how the Soul-Stealing Chain snatches souls, or how the Pig-Slaughtering Knife kills pigs?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or that he’s trying to seduce the Taiji Tu?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do I have no dignity?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the Yin-Yang Daoist ignore him, the Inverted Immortal kept floating back and forth before him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yin-Yang Daoist remained silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Inverted Immortal gave up and turned to seek his next amusement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, he spotted a figure and his eyes lit up: “Hey, look quick!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Immortal of Immortality has the Three Flowers Gathering at the Crown—does she mean to ascend to Da Luo?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, the Yin-Yang Daoist instantly turned his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he saw this scene:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Immortal of Immortality had a cat perched atop her head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Immortal of Immortality] Yaochi sensed something and glanced back at them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Call me, fellow Daoists?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Wu, crouched atop her head and pretending to be a “Three-Spotted Cat,” lazily flicked his tail.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I wonder what the Lady was thinking—why abandon her role as Queen Mother of the West, why not remain the Lingxiao Divine Maiden, and instead impersonate a peach tree to pose as an immortal in Bai Yujing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s not fun at all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So boring, meow~~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sisters in Kunlun Xu were far more pleasing to the eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Link: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>PS: Three chapters at 7 PM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1210,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","bc40f04c796df912d598d25126f797846dc537f4a5a6e795b7986e02160e3558","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-74","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-72",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]