[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-75":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263390,4417,"Chapter 75: Four Immortals: Stop Talking, Please Just Go! [Request First Subscription]","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-75",75,"\u003Cp>“Guarantee to return?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun held the Pan Gu Flag in his hand and fell silent for a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His silence startled the Yin Yang Daoist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Old Daoist, what are you planning? You’re not actually going to agree, are you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yin Yang Daoist was anxious, but not entirely so.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He put on a loud, dramatic show, but secretly sent a mental message to Hong Jun: “Have you figured out this kid’s true nature? If you have, showing him won’t hurt. If you haven’t, I’m not taking this risk!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Since the Yin Yang Universe, even the Tai Ji Tu has been avoiding him lately. I suspect this kid wants to use the Three Opening Treasures for something big.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mm.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun replied softly: “I’ve probed a little, but not fully.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In that moment of silence, he was actually using the Pan Gu Flag to gather information.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the Pan Gu Flag reported entering a realm beyond description, its consciousness fading into darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All true—but Hong Jun instinctively felt something was off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After some thought, Hong Jun decided to investigate later; right now, the priority was to get rid of Xuan Qing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I cannot agree to your request on behalf of my friend Yin Yang.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun said solemnly: “The Tai Ji Tu is not my treasure—it belongs to Yin Yang Daoist. You may borrow the Pan Gu Flag from me, but the Tai Ji Tu...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then I’ll borrow the Pan Gu Flag!” Xuan Qing immediately picked up on Hong Jun’s cue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“???”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is your bottom line this flexible?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun hesitated, then asked: “...Didn’t you just borrow it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That was maintenance. This is the official borrowing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing glanced sideways at him, expression clearly saying: “How can you not remember?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No!” This time Hong Jun firmly refused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Joke’s on you—he now suspected the Pan Gu Flag had been tainted by Xuan Qing’s Dao Fruit. How could he possibly lend it out again?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he lent it again, would the returned item even still be his Pan Gu Flag?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After two consecutive refusals, Xuan Qing snorted: “This you won’t lend, that you won’t lend. You’ve got zero sincerity!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then how about the Qian Kun Ding? You know I’m skilled in forging...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Not a chance!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing’s mention of the Qian Kun Ding summoned the Qian Kun Immortal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Qian Kun Immortal appeared from the void, watching Xuan Qing warily: “My Qian Kun Ding only forges proper spiritual treasures!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Given Xuan Qing’s forging skills, the Qian Kun Immortal was lucky he hadn’t died of anger after seeing them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could he possibly lend the Qian Kun Ding to Xuan Qing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What if, after lending it, the Qian Kun Ding became... improper?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Yang Mei Daoist, who had treated Xuan Qing most kindly, now looked bemused: “You open your mouth and name primordial supreme treasures—it puts us in a difficult position.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What can I say? The only things in Bai Yu Jing worth my attention are primordial supreme treasures.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing spread his hands, looking utterly helpless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What do you intend to do with the Tai Ji Tu?” Hong Jun asked bluntly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Forge a spiritual treasure using it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing looked solemnly at the four immortals and said: “Don’t misunderstand me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m just a forging immortal. Seeing such supreme treasures, isn’t it natural to study them?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I gain inspiration from them, perhaps I can break through in the art of forging.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Xuan Qing’s sincerity, the four immortals’ attitudes softened slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Qian Kun Immortal said: “If you seek breakthroughs in forging, you may join Bai Yu Jing—we can exchange insights. I have some experience in this field.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Yang Daoist glanced at Xuan Qing, then at Yu Chentianjun beside him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He said expressionlessly: “Our past grievances can wait, but don’t mention borrowing treasures again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Primordial supreme treasures concern not only our lives and fortunes, but the very guarantee of our Dao paths. They cannot be lent lightly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No need to lend.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing smiled: “I’ll come back to Bai Yu Jing next time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puff~~” Jing Yao Shangzun barely held back his laughter—Xuan Qing meant to ruthlessly exploit Bai Yu Jing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cough, cough~~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Yu Chentianjun was struggling to maintain composure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was deeply curious how Xuan Qing managed to be so... natural.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing never mentioned the past conflicts with Yin Yang Daoist—as if they never existed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, he turned right back and discussed borrowing supreme treasures with them as if nothing were amiss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing looked at the four immortals, now collectively silent, and asked: “What? Is Bai Yu Jing not welcoming me back?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course not!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Welcome, of course welcome.” “We’d be delighted if you came.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, delighted! Hahaha.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The four immortals replied half-heartedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They’d just realized a problem: Isn’t this our territory?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did we become so passive?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since when...? The four immortals collectively recalled—it seemed that from the moment Xuan Qing entered Bai Yu Jing, he’d already treated it as his own domain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【We must get him out quickly!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The four immortals exchanged glances—they all agreed Xuan Qing must not be allowed to stay any longer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun no longer intended to ask for advice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He feared the answer would be too improper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not only would the problem remain unsolved, but Xuan Qing might contaminate them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The nascent Immortal Dao might truly be ruined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The four immortals exchanged mental messages and quickly devised a plan: “If you wish to borrow the Tai Ji Tu for forging...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You mean the Tai Ji Tu, the Pan Gu Flag, or the Qian Kun Ding.” Xuan Qing, a meticulous man, immediately corrected them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course, if you’re willing to lend me all three, I won’t object.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lend them all? Why not just die of happiness!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The four immortals rolled their eyes: “Lending you all the supreme treasures is impossible.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But if you truly wish to forge, we can help you a little.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing lowered his head, suppressing a smile, his lips twitching slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After feigning deep thought, Xuan Qing said: “I need a few strands of primordial Yin-Yang energy, a touch of the Pan Gu Flag’s principle of annihilating myriad laws, and the Qian Kun Ding’s primordial breath to reverse-refine the primordial. That should suffice to forge a decent spiritual treasure.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just that?” The four immortals exchanged glances—had they conceded too much?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just that.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing nodded gently, his gaze sincere: “I said I’m forging a treasure. Why are you so cautious?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you’re still uneasy, I’ll stay in Bai Yu Jing and forge right before your eyes. Is that acceptable?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei Daoist chuckled awkwardly: “That’s not necessary.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Yang Daoist stared at Xuan Qing for a long while, then suddenly said: “Daoist, why not swear a Dao Oath? I need to confirm you’re truly forging. If you are, not just a few strands of primordial Yin-Yang energy—I’ll give each of you three ten strands!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fine!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing immediately swore the oath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He genuinely intended to forge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Xuan Qing so agreeable,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the four immortals did not relax.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instead, they grew even more uneasy!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Give it to him.” Hong Jun made the final decision.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hong Jun condensed the principle of annihilating myriad laws into a jade sword and handed it to Xuan Qing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Yang Daoist gave each of the three Xuan Qing companions a Yin-Yang Fish Pendant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Qian Kun Immortal reluctantly placed the primordial breath into a pure vase: “I have only one request—can you forge a proper spiritual treasure?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Guaranteed proper!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing patted his chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fine, since everyone’s giving something, I’ll give something too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yang Mei Daoist casually inserted a sprig of Yang Liu branch into the pure vase.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Thank you, Daoist!” Xuan Qing’s tone was exceptionally courteous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three of Xuan Qing’s party exchanged Dao markers to maintain contact.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuan Qing waved to Hong Jun and the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Goodbye, everyone! Don’t forget to invite me to the next assembly!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Goodbye!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The four immortals stood in a row and waved goodbye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They sent Xiang Xuanqing away as if bidding farewell to a plague demon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct train: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1350,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","7633442ef3753f886d91a239250f81866d2337d59de1c1bd29793244c66a11ff","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-76","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-74",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]