[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-78":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263393,4417,"Chapter 78: Xiang Xuanqing Governs Taiwei Yuan","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-78",78,"\u003Cp>Mount Changliu, where the deity Bai Dishaohao resides.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its beasts all have patterned tails, its birds all have patterned heads, and it is rich in patterned jade and stone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On this day, a wind stirred within Mount Changliu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The wind passed through heaven and earth, carrying a touch of solemn slaughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the hazy expanse of heaven and earth, within an unfathomable dimension, two primordial spiritual lights manifested their respective Dao forms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three thousand laws stirred at will, evolving into the boundless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the chaotic world, a white tiger tore the heavens with its claws; golden blade-light severed the void, and the killing wind of Geng Metal churned the Great Dao River into raging waves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your killing intent grows ever stronger!” A soft voice descended from the void, as if in praise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How does it compare to the Lord of Killing on the Blood Sea?” A rugged voice carried its own boldness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s hard to compare—I’ve never fought the Lord of the Blood Sea.” [Bai Dishaohao] shook his head gently; his eyebrows were sharp as swords, his eyes bright as stars, radiating heroic vigor, his bearing open and upright, clad in a plain white robe whose sleeves stirred with the wind like a crane dancing among clouds, like a dragon swimming through the sea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Opposite him, a burly giant stood firm within the storm of true intent, his back bearing a golden blade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had rugged jawlines, deep brown eyes filled with calm confidence, and an inwardly restrained aura harboring terrifying blade intent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was one of the thirty-six kings of the Qilin clan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Baihu Shenjun—Jianbing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But at this moment, Baihu Shenjun had employed an external avatar—[Jin Dao Ke].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This [Jin Dao Ke] had once fought Fuxi; “The White Tiger with the Blade on Fuyu Mountain” referred precisely to this one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During the last Weiyuan Assembly, Fuxi exposed His identity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In this western extreme, there are only a few deities I can find worthy of combat. After this encounter with you, I shall continue my travels—I will go to the Blood Sea.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Jin Dao Ke] finished speaking and stepped forward directly toward the fluttering white robe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His wide sleeves swept once, and the golden blade rose again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The wind howled, countless killings surged with it; the terrifying aura devoured heaven and earth, and the entire western extreme’s Geng Metal primordial qi erupted in chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Dishaohao smiled and extended one finger, striking one sword after another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The piercing sword light transformed into countless sword shadows, piercing into the boundless storm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sword intent flowed endlessly, steadily eroding the vast might of the blade master.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Taibai, Taibai, are you there? It’s time for the meeting! No tardiness, no excuses!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Xiang Xuanqing’s voice reached Bai Dishaohao’s ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He nodded slightly: [Received!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A speck of true spirit flew through the air, heading toward Taiwei Yuan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Divine travel beyond the heavens?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Jin Dao Ke] sensed Bai Dishaohao’s distraction mid-battle and immediately flew into rage, his tiger eyes bulging wide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you looking down on me?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No no no, Dao friend, I really have something urgent.” Bai Dishaohao chuckled awkwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Caught off-guard, his expression grew unnatural, slightly embarrassed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Having something urgent doesn’t excuse it! Fight again!” [Jin Dao Ke] roared, nearly laughing in fury.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is a battle, not a meal!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Show some respect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Actually, it’s unnecessary.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Dishaohao said: “We’ve fought enough already.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What do you mean ‘enough’?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Jin Dao Ke], still unsatisfied, was deeply displeased: “Can you say ‘enough’ when it comes to the Dao? Even a slight difference is a world apart!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No! If you don’t finish this fight today, I won’t leave!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’ve seen all there is to see of my Dao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Dishaohao hesitated, then said: “How about I recommend another deity to you? Guaranteed to satisfy you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A stone gambler.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh? Brother seems to be muttering about me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the sandy wastes of the Western Wastelands, a speck of dust revealed a world of light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The one who had amassed great wealth in Baiyu Jing returned to the Lingshan Pure Land.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Within this Pure Land, boundless heavenly realms floated, their lustrous jewel-light illuminating all directions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There stood a bodhi tree rooted in the void, its canopy stretching endlessly, connecting to the ancient starry heavens, each crystal-clear leaf cradling an entire galaxy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beneath the bodhi tree, time and space intertwined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A figure sat motionless there, always in meditation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He held a flower, smiling serenely, his aura majestic, expounding the Vajra Prajna Dharma, revealing the root of supreme wisdom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every word, every phrase, encompassed the boundless past and future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The returning Jieyin gazed at the dais beneath the bodhi tree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Faxiang? Where did my brother go this time?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He shook his head, holding a purple-gold alms bowl, walking toward a lotus pond.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lotus pond bloomed with golden lotuses, its waters clear to the bottom, rippling gently, waves rising and falling in rhythmic ripples.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the pond’s center, the merit lotus bloomed in twelve petals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The water shimmered, radiating boundless golden light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Splash splash splash~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jieyin flipped his hand, pouring the primordial spiritual materials, spirit pills, and precious herbs he had earned into the Merit Pool.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the Merit Pool’s water rise slightly, Jieyin smiled with satisfaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Gathering sand into a tower, accumulating little by little.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“These are all the startup funds for my brother and me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the Merit Pool slowly rise, Jieyin felt deeply content.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Glittering gold—it was simply pleasing to the eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a terrifying blade-light slashed across the sandy wastes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Found you!” A loud laugh echoed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The wind howled as [Jin Dao Ke] crossed the boundary between reality and illusion, arriving at Lingshan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh? Huh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who are you?! How did you find this place?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jieyin stared at [Jin Dao Ke]’s sudden intrusion; the wind’s breath swept across the twenty-four heavens, shattering boundless golden light. He was genuinely bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the next instant, Jieyin reacted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who else but his brother could find the path-marker to the Lingshan Pure Land?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jieyin’s face darkened, teeth clenched, a cold smirk curling his lips: “Fine, you’re bringing more ‘guests’ home again, are you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re the stone gambler?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Jin Dao Ke] stood in the void, his robes flapping.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He crossed his arms, lifted his chin, and gazed at Jieyin with supreme arrogance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s right—I’m the stone gambler.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jieyin’s expression returned to calm; he gestured, and the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree appeared, its lustrous divine light illuminating inside and out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Remember—the one who kills you is [Zhunti Daoren]!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Jin Dao Ke] raised an eyebrow: “Oh? Quite bold. No wonder Bai Dishaohao told me to test you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Zhunti, huh? Fine! Tiger Ye  will feast today.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come, fight!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The heavens howled, golden light erupted everywhere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Profound Dao principles collided instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>——\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Zhou Tian starry heavens, Taibai Divine Star.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Bai Dishaohao]’s appearance had changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face was cold and stern, his aura detached; he wore a crimson-gold star crown, stepped on cloud-shod boots, clad in a robe adorned with white cranes and white clouds, holding a jade tablet, with a Geng Metal treasure sword at his waist and white jade pendants hanging.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as [Bai Dishaohao] was about to step out of Taibai Divine Star, he suddenly paused, glancing toward Honghuang Earth as if sensing something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmph! Brother, I knew you switched my identity again and went out.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shaohao let out a soft huff and withdrew his gaze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stepped slowly out of Taibai Divine Star; boundless golden light rose beneath his feet, reaching the outer spacetime of Taiwei Yuan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh? Everyone’s here so fast this time?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Shuiyao Chenxing Shangzun] Zu Long appeared with a grin, glancing around—he saw six figures already standing in the spacetime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Adding him and the newly arrived Jinyao, there were now eight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He also saw Luo Hou, dressed in a black formal suit, looking fierce and menacing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shuiyao Chenxing quickly moved closer to Jin Yao Tai Bai Shang Zun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For this year’s first Weiyuan Assembly, let’s give Ji Du some face.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ri Yao Tai Yang Shang Zun spoke up; this time, it was Tai Yi who came.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They waited a little longer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huo Yao Ying Huo Shang Zun, Yuan Huang, arrived.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She wore a divine Mars crown, stepped on vermilion shoes, draped in clouds-and-rainbow robes, held a jade slip, hung a crimson-gold sword at her waist, and adorned herself with fiery jade pendants.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She greeted everyone: “Hello, everyone. It’s been a long time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Last time, something unexpected happened, so I missed it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I had an unexpected incident too.” Ming He, the Xu Yao Yue Bo Shang Zun, appeared simultaneously, smiling and bowing to the gods.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We all know about that.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tu Yao Zhen Xing Shang Zun, Zhen Yuanzi, chuckled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All the star gods laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who doesn’t know you got scammed?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mu Yao Sui Xing Shang Zun, Fu Xi, looked at Zhen Yuanzi in surprise: “Zhen Xing Dao friend, why are you being so serious today?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t like hearing that.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhen Yuanzi was displeased. He said, “Today, I’m just a chattering log.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m telling you, don’t hold biases against me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even though I sometimes act frivolous during Weiyuan meetings, that’s actually my cultivation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How can cultivation be called frivolous? I’m breathing and sharing fate with the Dao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Like now, I’m a chattering log—why? Because…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as Zhen Yuanzi opened his mouth, it was like unlocking a floodgate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He chattered endlessly, prattling in Fu Xi’s ear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fu Xi didn’t get angry; instead, he wore a look of relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s right!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s exactly the vibe!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yue Yao Tai Yin Shang Zun, Wang Shu, covered her mouth and smiled lightly: “Let’s go in together.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gods gathered and entered Weiyuan together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The silent starry curtain emitted a soft sound, like a droplet falling into a deep pool, ripples of time spreading outward in layers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, heaven and earth inverted, the eight directions reversed, stars and constellations shifted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m delighted you all showed such respect!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the far end of the chaotic-colored long table, in the seat of highest honor, Xiang Xuanqing sat with his hands folded beneath his chin, smiling at the gods.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Please be seated.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, the Five Luminaries—Jin, Mu, Shui, Huo, and Tu—sat on the right.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Five Luminaries—Ri, Yue, Yin, Jing, and Xu—took their seats on the left.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Above, beneath a vast dome woven from countless rules, eleven ancient stars revolved, shifting in sequence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The serious atmosphere lasted only an instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao Shang Zun immediately spoke up: “I’ve recently developed a new pill!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Anyone need it? Free of charge!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct link: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>PS: At 6 PM, another three thousand characters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1771,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","10036d37e203b940a7c438e502eb001586444e9a0623adf0b1cc20ebdd34a1b3","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-79","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-77",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]