[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-79":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263394,4417,"Chapter 79: Jing Yao: I Have a New Pill!","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-79",79,"\u003Cp>Jing Yao’s words killed the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gods of Taiwei Yuan held their breath, silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Chatterbox Mu” Zhenyuan seemed to have truly turned into wood, sitting motionless, utterly still.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Only something even more outrageous can defeat the outrageous. It’s been so long since I last came to Taiwei Yuan—still the same familiar feeling!” thought Taiyi, relogging under his brother’s account.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked up at the dome, gazing at the swirling stars within, lost in thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing rested his hand under his chin, eyes deep.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou leaned against his divine throne, eyes closed, cultivating his spirit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other Supreme Lords all lowered their heads, admiring the patterns on the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao, the Supreme Lord, seemed oblivious to the strange atmosphere; he cheerfully declared, “Dao You Ji Du once said, ‘Silence is gold’—so I’ll take that as everyone’s tacit approval!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“When Taiwei Yuan adjourns, I’ll give each of you one!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you think that’s not enough, I’ll work hard after returning and prepare a whole furnace of pills for each of you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A whole furnace of pills?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One for everyone?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you this prolific now?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At these words, everyone nearly cracked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All the gods stared in shock at Jing Yao, the Supreme Lord.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In past experience, one pill could kill you—now you’re giving us a whole furnace each? Are we even supposed to survive?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Dao You, there’s truly no need to go through such hardship.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Star of Age Supreme Lord】Fuxi broke the silence, looking at Jing Yao and gently advising: “Primordial spiritual materials are hard to gather, and pill refining consumes immense time and energy—you mustn’t sacrifice yourself for our sake…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Not hard, not a sacrifice,” Jing Yao shook his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, you are! You are suffering!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Star of Chen] Supreme Lord Chen Xing stared firmly at Jing Yao, forcing a smile onto his face: “Though we’re not experts in pill refining, we know full well how grueling it is—each furnace demands untold effort.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jing Yao Dao You, don’t push yourself,” Chen Xing emphasized the final words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Push myself?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao looked puzzled: “Not at all!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“On the contrary, I’m feeling excellent—I can easily finish refining the pills before the next Taiwei Yuan meeting.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, the gods’ hearts sank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Your confidence is terrifying us!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Really not pushing yourself?” the gods asked in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They fixed their eyes on Jing Yao’s, silently screaming, pressing him with pressure, hoping he’d stop while ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Jing Yao, having missed only one meeting, seemed to have made a massive leap in power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I truly am not pushing myself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He ignored all their pressure, gazed at them with sincere eyes, and broke into a radiant smile: “We uphold mutual aid—everything for the organization, everything for everyone!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Serving you all is my duty—this is just a few pills. It’s a token of my heart; don’t be polite.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this about politeness?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gods screamed inwardly, momentarily speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’s shouting slogans about “organizational spirit” and invoking “heartfelt intent”—is this still the old Jing Yao, the Purple Qi Supreme Lord?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Moonlight Supreme Lord】Wangshu now looked at Jing Yao, her eyes revealing a flicker of surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the former master of Taiwei Yuan, she knew well how the previous generation of gods behaved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old Jing Yao, though outrageous, lacked the power—and still had some shame.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did he break through the bottom line today?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And he’s acting so casually—are you possessed by Xiang Xuanqing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On both sides of Taiwei Yuan, the nine gods turned their gazes toward Xiang Xuanqing, seated at the head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing’s figure was veiled in black mist; his gaze remained deep, silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Xiang Xuanqing’s inner monologue was:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it—I promoted my Ye Wei too early; now it’s backfiring on me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I shouldn’t have created the 【Moral Heavenly Venerable】 before the Taiwei Yuan Assembly!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing never imagined his own scheme would one day backfire on the gods of Taiwei Yuan in this way.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After acquiring the embryonic Ye Wei of the 【Moral Heavenly Venerable】, Jing Yao’s pill-refining ability soared to new heights.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But his moral standards plummeted to new lows!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The dual effect pushed Jing Yao’s outrageousness to a level that left the gods utterly bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even this embryonic Ye Wei has such power—what if I ever fully manifest the complete 【Moral Heavenly Venerable】…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just imagining future scenarios, Xiang Xuanqing’s lips twitched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>『Is this a 【Dao True Realm】 issue? No—when I manifested the 【Primordial Heavenly Venerable】 Ye Wei, I was perfectly normal!』\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing thought to himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the left, fourth throne, Jing Yao continued promoting his pills: “Rest assured—I’ve thoroughly calculated the pill’s effects; it won’t kill you outright.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Won’t kill you outright…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then it will kill you anyway!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s the name of this pill?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, after long silence, a voice spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All turned to look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Moonlight Void Supreme Lord】Ming He gazed at Jing Yao, his tone tinged with interest: “If it truly won’t kill you outright, then give me this pill.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy shit!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Taiwei gods were stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>『Dao You Xu Yao, you’re Taiwei Yuan’s savior!』\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>『You’ve saved Taiwei Yuan’s future!』\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>『Dao You Xu Yao, I admit I misunderstood you before—now I say: you’re the new-age god of misfortune who shoulders great responsibility!』\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>『Your place on the future Honghuang stage is assured!』\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gods frantically sent private messages to Ming He, expressing their admiration.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the most composed Luo Hou chimed in: 『If anyone ever causes trouble in your Blood Sea, just let me know.』 Ming He, utterly unprepared for such overwhelming goodwill, was bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He actually thought Jing Yao’s pills were quite good.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing Ming He’s question, Jing Yao beamed and pulled out a treasure box: “Dao You Xu Yao truly understands me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come, come—I’ll introduce you to this new pill: the Zhou Tian Wu Dao Pill.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao beamed as he explained to Ming He: “As the name suggests, this pill helps the user comprehend the Dao. I’ve thoroughly calculated it—it’s unquestionably a cultivation-assisting pill.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A Zhou Tian series pill.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ming He recalled the last Zhou Tian Wan Xiang Pill he’d taken—hadn’t died.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm, now he was completely at ease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Exactly—a Zhou Tian series pill!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao grinned: “Isn’t it effective?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Absolutely!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ming He nodded, giving a glowing review: “Everyone who’s taken it says it’s great!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With Ming He’s praise, Jing Yao was overjoyed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I knew you’d appreciate it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With his only customer giving a glowing review, Jing Yao felt he must reciprocate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Here, Dao You—I’m giving you all ten Zhou Tian Wu Dao Pills I brought!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao clasped Ming He’s hand and handed him a treasure box and a gourd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked at Ming He with eager anticipation: “I look forward to your feedback after taking it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No problem—I’ll take full responsibility!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ming He accepted Jing Yao’s “gift” with great ease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was even delighted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Ming He swallow all ten Zhou Tian Wu Dao Pills at once, his image instantly soared in everyone’s eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Dao You Xu Yao is the real deal—he steps up when needed, and he actually swallows the pills!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, Ming He’s actions earned him praise from the “pill supplier” Jing Yao and the other nine Taiwei gods!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Since Jing Yao Dao You has shared his pills, I think everyone should also present their recent research achievements.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Jing Yao, 【Earthlight Supreme Lord】Zhenyuan began speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He smiled at everyone: “Good—I’ve recently developed new talismans.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another expert?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gods’ expressions changed drastically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My talismans aren’t that dangerous—I can even explain their principles clearly…” Zhenyuan smiled, preparing to launch into a long lecture.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beside him, 【Firelight Supreme Lord】Yuan Huang rubbed his sword hilt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She wondered: Isn’t it perfectly fine for the Taiwei Yuan to kill a fellow cultivator?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, more than one deity shared the same action as she did.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wangshu slightly shook her head and gazed at Xiang Xuanqing, hidden behind the black mist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You are the master of Taiwei Yuan—say something right away.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Otherwise, none of us get to live.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If this keeps up one by one, are we even going to hold this assembly?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dū~ dū~ dū~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Long fingers tapped the table; above the dome, a mass of black mist descended, enveloping five divine seats, freezing for an instant the five deities who had gripped their swords and were eager to act.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Everyone, please calm down.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing casually silenced Zhenyuanzi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How about this: let’s put aside sharing personal research for now. I’ll first roll out a new feature for Taiwei Yuan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing felt there was only one way to stop everyone’s antics: to launch his own.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, upon hearing this, everyone fell quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What new feature?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Taishi Yuan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing lifted the seal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone settled back into their seats.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In plain terms, it’s Taiwei Yuan’s trading function.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing tapped the long table again; clouds churned, and before each deity’s seat appeared a scroll.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You may upload things you wish to share—such as scripture collections, spiritual treasures, pills, and so on.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m familiar with this!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Zu Long, Supreme Lord of Shuiyao Chenxing] looked at the scroll and instantly understood: a trading platform—the Main Divine Palace had one!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was created by the Turtle Chancellor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll upload first!” Zu Long uploaded several location markers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked—and their faces turned black.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These were all the places Zu Long had searched for “a ladle of weak water.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then I’ll upload a few more scrolls.” Zu Long shrugged and uploaded several scripture volumes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their faces turned even blacker.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On those scrolls were clearly written:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Great Yin-Yang Union Art,” “The Secret Technique of Heaven-Earth Union and Delight,” “Thirty-Six Practices of Dual Cultivation,” “The Secrets I Had to Share with Three Thousand Female Cultivators”…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I really want to read the last scroll!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi’s eyes gleamed with intense gossip: “Name your price, fellow cultivator!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Link: [Recommendation Votes] [Monthly Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1638,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","1d55069d9e659614e0fbd439ed5c40c6a7831deea6edfc6fcc2f47427b79cea5","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-80","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-78",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]