[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-84":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263399,4417,"Chapter 84: The Qilin Clan","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-84",84,"\u003Cp>Three thousand rivers of weak water, yet I take but one dip.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You mean by “one dip” that you won’t miss a single dip, right?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All the gods of Taiwei sighed in sorrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the Great Dao of Water to be held by such a deity is nothing short of a catastrophe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let me explain then.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taiyi shook his head and tapped the long table with his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clouds churned, a scroll unfurled, and a vast, boundless star map appeared before them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let me find it… ah, this one!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taiyi gently tapped a corner of the star map; faint golden ripples of spacetime spread rapidly, one circle after another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll take you all to take a look—what the Qilin Clan has created is quite interesting.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taiyi smiled as he opened several spacetime portals, inviting the Taiwei gods to join and experience it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone watched Taiyi’s actions, all filled with curiosity: “If our friend says so, we must go take a look!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing nodded: “Let’s go!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s go!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eleven lights blazed within the Taiwei Wall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nine of them descended into the star map.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taiyi’s form reappeared, grinning at Fuxi across from him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend Suixing, why aren’t you going?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend Taiyang, if we’re all moving together, why aren’t you going?” Fuxi countered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taiyi said: “When I stepped out today, I picked up a Qilin Clan star map of the myriad worlds. So I already know their layout—no need to go in and seek amusement.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Small world.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi said: “I am skilled in the Art of Heavenly Mechanism. Just by glancing at your star map, I calculated the Qilin Clan’s layout.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Really? So good at calculation?” Taiyi grinned brightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi spoke calmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t Fuxi and Taiyi come down? What a shame.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For a Taiwei Wall team-building, they dare to sneak off.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As lord of the Taiwei Wall, Xiang Xuanqing would not tolerate such disunity—he reached out and pulled both of them into his own timeline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey hey?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two, who had been probing each other, were suddenly drawn along with Xiang Xuanqing across infinite dimensions, descending into a great world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“System, give me some points!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Taiyi awoke, he found himself shouting inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A phantom screen floated before his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【True Name: Dongfang】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Age: 19】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Strength: 8.1】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Agility: 8.2】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Constitution: 9+0.1】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Charisma: 10】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Mana: 100】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Spells: Fire-Resist Spell (Beginner, 60%), Wind-Controlling Art (Proficient, 87%), Sword Art (Proficient, 83%)…】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A mysterious force strengthened Taiyi’s body; he felt his constitution improve.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Another point-adding system? I’m quite familiar with this.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taiyi’s spiritual sense stirred slightly—he recognized what was on him, and found it unremarkable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He gathered information about this world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a minor world under the Tianyuan Great World, called Biyun World.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A world composed of many civilized settlements.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The settlement Taiyi was in belonged to the Chi Fang Tribe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Flame Tiger? Well, still a beast. Looks like the Qilin Clan has poured a lot of resources into beasts!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taiyi sighed twice, then began searching for Xiang Xuanqing and Fuxi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fuxi must know about this—looks like I wasn’t wrong; this guy really is Wuji Shenjun.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But I didn’t spot Ji Du among the Qilin Clan—I wonder if he can adapt.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taiyi had a disguise within the Qilin Clan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But unlike Fuxi, who directly assumed the identity of an emperor, Taiyi merely created a low-profile avatar, joining a subordinate tribe of the Qilin Clan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As far as he knew, after the Qilin Clan set the goal of stirring trouble across the myriad worlds, their internal plans multiplied endlessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One Shenjun proposed the “Fate-Child” plan: to cultivate fate-children across the myriad worlds and bring them under the Qilin Clan’s banner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the Qilin Clan excelled in “auspiciousness”—to pursue fate was only natural.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, the Shenjun’s idea was simple: have Qilin clan members travel to various worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then select promising lifeforms, nurture them carefully, and gradually alter their fate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, acting as a “senior elder,” crafting a “strange little bottle,” or having a young Qilin grow alongside the fate-child.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was a very proper cultivation approach.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the plan didn’t last long before it suddenly went off the rails.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Supposedly, some unknown Qilin genius had a flash of inspiration and created a system.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The thirty-six Shenjun gathered to study it, then gave the same reaction: “Oh, that’s interesting!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do it big!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, the systems were still proper, focused on cultivation sims.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like: Martial God Cultivation System, Supreme Cultivation System, Sect Leader System, Greatest Boss in History System…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Later, new twists emerged: Check-in System, Point-Adding System, Anti-Trope System…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, some other Qilin genius had another flash of inspiration and created the “Show Off to Grow Stronger” System.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the entire Qilin Clan was instantly corrupted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Absurd systems multiplied endlessly, wildly varied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like: Ultimate Roast System, Abstract Master Fast-Track System, Domineering Master Falls for Me System, Many Children, Many Blessings System…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The “Fate-Child” plan was now thoroughly derailed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Looking at this, the Qilin Clan isn’t simple—they’ve produced so many talents!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taiyi had long suspected that such absurd things were almost certainly created by some Upper Venerable within the Taiwei Wall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he had no proof.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Today he discovered “Wuji Shenjun” Fuxi, yet Taiyi felt Fuxi’s power still fell short—he wasn’t capable of such absurdity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who could it be?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course, I didn’t make such absurd things.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing Fuxi’s accusation, Xiang Xuanqing protested loudly: “You can’t slander someone’s reputation without evidence!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You don’t know how busy I’ve been lately—I’ve been rushing through the River of Time, helping unfortunate Daoists, fighting off demonic gods, and occasionally outwitting Luo Jinxian….”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing recounted his hardships, emphasizing how difficult his life was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of all these, which one is easy? I have no time for this nonsense.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then why are you so familiar with the system?” Fuxi glanced at Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He trusted part of what Xiang Xuanqing said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because it was true.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But to claim the Qilin Clan’s antics had nothing to do with Xiang Xuanqing? Fuxi was the first to disbelieve it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve never eaten dragon meat, but haven’t I seen dragons fly?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing snorted: “This is such a simple thing—you pick it up and you know how to use it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And can you please follow the game rules? I’m having fun here—don’t interrupt me, okay?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Xiang Xuanqing was still playing the “Domineering Sect Master System.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was the sect leader of the Tianyuan Holy Sect in the Tianyuan Great World.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Fuxi was a lifeform who had ascended from a subordinate minor world and had just become his disciple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing was eager to demonstrate his sect master’s dominance, to scold his disciple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He watched as the disciple trembled, about to perform the three-kneels-nine-bows ritual.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi immediately refused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How boring.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing saw Fuxi detach directly from his original host and follow him like this; he shook his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The one possessing you is also a child of destiny, isn't he? What system is he?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing asked curiously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fuxi raised an eyebrow: \"You really want to know?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Go on, tell me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Rebellious Disciple Against the Master System.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing gave a cold command: Bring him! Expel him from the sect and send him to the leader of the Tianmo Sect!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Express: [Monthly Tickets] [Recommendation Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1216,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","6998f901089d9ccb60b0509ab7c4dd9ecdf48793f217d68a3d4b68377f04bb54","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-85","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-83",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]