[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-85":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263400,4417,"Chapter 85: Discussing the Opening of Heaven, the Demon King","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-85",85,"\u003Cp>“Lord, we’re enemies with the Tianmo Sect!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even if we don’t take this disciple, we absolutely must not aid the enemy!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon seeing Xiang Xuanqing intend to send away a gifted disciple, the elders of the Tianyuan Sect urgently advised against it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s precisely because we’re enemies that we must send him… Xiang Xuanqing glanced at the elders; he offered no explanation, but first locked up “Chong Shi Nitu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fu Xi immediately understood—he was planning a grand scheme!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Lord of the Tianmo Sect is Luo Hou, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Other deities of the Taiwei Yuan descended into different worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They all became the “Fate-Chosen Ones” of those worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Faced with bizarre and strange systems, everyone seemed perfectly adapted, enthusiastically participating in the experience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Shu gladly accepted the guidance of the “Female Emperor Cultivation System,” becoming the supreme Female Emperor ruling over three thousand worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhen Yuanzi “awakened” the Great Foodie System, sampling delicacies across the entire Daqian World, and even wrote a cookbook on the side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tai Yi’s “Only I Am Supreme System”; Zhun Ti’s “Wealth and Skill System”; Yuan Huang’s “Genius Technique Master System”; Ming He’s “This Assassin Is Not So Cold System.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I take back my earlier words—Qilin Clan isn’t all bad; there are genuine geniuses among them.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This ‘Female Over Three Hundred, Give Away the Empire System’ really speaks to my heart!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zu Long lounged contentedly in his cozy nest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After “awakening” his system, through relentless effort, he finally joined the Yin-Yang Hehuan Sect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, Zu Long proudly serves as the sect master’s “excellent furnace vessel.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Master, please thoroughly cultivate me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The trio from the Tianyuan Great World were the first to return to the Taiwei Yuan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long after, Luo Hou also returned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon returning, the Grand Demon Ancestor kept staring at Xiang Xuanqing, his gaze as if he meant to devour him!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tai Yi and Fu Xi chuckled quietly from the side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All four of them were within the Tianyuan Great World, yet Xiang Xuanqing and Luo Hou remained adversaries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tai Yi and Fu Xi had long grown bored, so they directly detached from their original hosts and watched the back-and-forth clashes (brawls) between the “Lord of the Tianyuan Sect” and the “Lord of the Tianmo Sect.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, both adhered to the rules, using only the original hosts’ strength and methods, never exceeding the scope of the Great World.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, things were fine—both sides restrained themselves, testing each other through their respective systems.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, the two sects traded victories and defeats.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But once Xiang Xuanqing uncovered Luo Hou’s true nature and realized he was a “Counter-Routine System,” he swiftly launched a counterattack, and the situation shifted dramatically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because the Counter-Routine System simply couldn’t outmaneuver Xiang Xuanqing’s boundless creativity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pulled off countless maneuvers that left Luo Hou stunned, one shock after another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, the Tianmo Holy Maiden incident.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tianmo Holy Maiden, aiming to cultivate the “Severing Emotion Sword,” planned to fall deeply in love, then cruelly sever that bond.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Xiang Xuanqing released a Fate-Chosen One, guiding him to infiltrate as a “high-end hunter” and approach the Tianmo Holy Maiden.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He subtly and overtly told the Fate-Chosen One that if he could lure the Tianmo Holy Maiden into the Tianyuan Sect, he would take him as his direct disciple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Luo Hou’s Counter-Routine System immediately issued a warning: the Tianmo Holy Maiden is about to encounter clichés like “Bathing in Divine Spring, Seeing a Rogue” and “A Roasted Chicken Wins Her Heart,” risking her falling in love and leaving the Tianmo Sect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou thus uncovered Xiang Xuanqing’s “plot.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He then, guided by the Counter-Routine System’s advice, instructed the Tianmo Holy Maiden to counter-routine the Fate-Chosen One, directly luring him back to the Tianmo Sect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou was ecstatic—not only had he “foiled” Xiang Xuanqing’s “plot,” but he’d also deprived the Tianyuan Sect of its Fate-Chosen One.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Overjoyed, Luo Hou immediately took the Fate-Chosen One as his final disciple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, under unforeseen circumstances, he discovered the Fate-Chosen One possessed a “Chong Shi Nitu System”!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only then did Luo Hou realize—he was the true “prey”!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Counter-Routine System had countered… nothing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another example: Xiang Xuanqing challenged Luo Hou to a duel and set the battlefield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Counter-Routine System warned: This is a Tianyuan Sect trap—the most common tactic; the righteous side has set up a grand array to ambush Luo Hou.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Luo Hou proposed fighting in the void beyond the world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing eagerly agreed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, he reported Luo Hou!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing reported to the Great Huan Yu Tian Dao that Luo Hou was an extraterrestrial demonic demon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Great Huan Yu Tian Dao took it seriously, assigning Luo Hou a “Demon Extermination Package”—endless thunderstorms reduced him to charred on the outside, raw on the inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Had it not been for the Qilin Clan’s Counter-Routine System acting swiftly to rescue its host, Luo Hou would have been eliminated on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou, barely surviving, developed a rebellious streak—he decided to fight Xiang Xuanqing to the end.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he encountered even more operations he’d never imagined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Including but not limited to:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Tianmo Sect held a grand martial tournament; Xiang Xuanqing secretly sold “Harmless Version of Mutual Consent Secret Art” at the venue, nearly turning the tournament into a matchmaking fair;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the Divine-Demon Secret Realm, five major sects surrounded the Tianyuan Sect’s camp, only to discover the entire camp’s airspace was laced with powerful laxatives;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ten Evil Sects gathered elite experts at great cost, planning to cast a decree curse upon the “Tianyuan Sect.” Upon learning this, Xiang Xuanqing made a decision that defied his ancestors.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He changed the sect’s name overnight to “Innocent and Pure Sect.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Luo Hou Daofriend, we’re here to experience the game—surely you’re not taking this seriously?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing leaned back on his divine throne, smiling faintly at Luo Hou: “We’re mainly here for fun!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I personally have no objections whatsoever to Luo Hou Daofriend.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rest assured, I won’t tell anyone about our little contest.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, yes, we won’t tell anyone either.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At Xiang Xuanqing’s reminder, Tai Yi and Fu Xi also wore “sincere” smiles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The deities of the Taiwei Yuan returned one by one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, smiles spread across everyone’s faces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, the Taiwei Yuan was filled with cheerful energy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They all turned to Luo Hou: “Luo Hou Daofriend, rest assured—we’ll completely forget the black history of ‘Chong Shi Nitu,’ ‘Struck by Thunder,’ and ‘Powerful Laxatives’!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s the Tianmo Sect Lord’s black history!” Luo Hou slammed the table, emphasizing loudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, yes, it’s the Tianmo Sect Lord’s black history—nothing to do with Luo Hou Daofriend!” Seeing Luo Hou about to erupt and use his Da Luo Supreme power to “persuade” them, Xiang Xuanqing quickly declared the meeting adjourned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He said solemnly: “Return to your dwellings and thoroughly study the Merit System. In the coming era, I look forward to your performances.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Understood!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The deities of the Taiwei Yuan promptly fled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Streams of light rose and vanished into the boundless void.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmph!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou let out a soft huff, his body gradually dissolving as he prepared to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Luo Hou Daofriend, please wait!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing returned, seated at the head position, calling out to Luo Hou.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What is it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou crossed his arms, face cold, offering no warmth to Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He might as well have had “I’m unhappy,” “I’m miserable,” and “I’m furious” written on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“There’s a major matter I wish to discuss with you,” Xiang Xuanqing said solemnly, his gaze earnest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou raised an eyebrow. “Speak. Who are you planning to mess with now?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Luo Hou Daofriend, you misunderstand me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing defended himself: “This time, no schemes—I just want to ask: are you interested in opening heaven and splitting earth?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou looked at Xiang Xuanqing in surprise: “You want to create a universe? The Daqian Huan Yu? A dimensional realm? Or a Da Luo cosmos? I could come lend support.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had been to the Dao Truth Realm—he knew Xiang Xuanqing was pursuing a Da Luo Dao Fruit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unexpectedly, Xiang Xuanqing shook his head: “Not me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s one of our Dao friends.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You mean Fu Xi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou instantly narrowed down the candidate—he’d glimpsed certain scenes while observing the river of time from his Da Luo perspective.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, him!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing was enthusiastic: “If I’m not mistaken, he’s about to make a big move soon—I plan to invite you to come watch.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Watching is fine, but…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou frowned at Xiang Xuanqing: “Why are you so eager when someone else opens heaven? And you’re dragging me to help Fu Xi hold the scene…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Luo Hou could finish, Xiang Xuanqing cut in: “Of course, it’s for you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t give me that!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou’s heart jolted—he nearly leapt up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d heard this line too many times in the Tianyuan Great World—he had a conditioned reaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I truly did it for you, my friend!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Luo Hou’s reaction, Xiang Xuanqing immediately wore a look of sorrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just say what you need to say—this is making me restless.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright, this time I’m looking for a way forward for our Demon Dao!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Our… Demon Dao?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Luo Hou froze, then a faint curve lifted his cold, hard lips.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So you’re planning to join my sect?” Luo Hou looked at Xiang Xuanqing with surprise and delight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My friend, you’re being too formal, aren’t you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing said: “Back in the [Great Dao True Realm], didn’t you say you’d leave me a position as the ‘Second Demon Ancestor’?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We’ve been family all along!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, yes, yes—the Second Demon Ancestor. You reminded me, I’d forgotten.” Luo Hou laughed heartily, his worries vanishing entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Since we’re family, let’s not speak like strangers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Demon Ancestor declared that what had just happened was merely amusement—he no longer cared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He now intended to plot great affairs with his “family!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Speak—what ideas do you have to prosper our Demon Dao?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In response, Xiang Xuanqing spoke only eight words: “The Opening Heaven Calamity—the Gods and Demons Descend!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You mean…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou regarded Xiang Xuanqing with keen interest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No wonder you created the [Xuan Huang Merit Dao], you were waiting for this all along?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the Opening Heaven Calamity is destined, its form is not fixed!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those who come to obstruct the Dao may be Outer Realm Evil Demons—why not Outer Realm Heavenly Demons?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Demon Ancestor has endless demonic creatures at his disposal!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If we combine this with the Merit System, perhaps we can promote it across the myriad realms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou’s eyes grew brighter and brighter. “This has potential!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was convinced by Xiang Xuanqing’s words—he would personally join the scheme.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I recall your True Realm can fabricate spiritual positions, correct?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Demon Ancestor offered his strategy: “Let me use it for a while—I’ll forge you several genuine Demon King positions!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Perfect!” Xiang Xuanqing rejoiced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His myriad Demon Kings now had a place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend Fuxi, for the prosperity of the Demon Dao, you’ll have to suffer a little!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Link: [Monthly Tickets] [Recommendation Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>——End of Chapter—\u003C\u002Fp>",1850,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","3f0259114218c66aa98f6a6059955b1a627e9a7362aeec383075c44015eb3617","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-86","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-84",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]