[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-88":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263403,4417,"Chapter 88: Your Array Is Too Proper—I","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-88",88,"\u003Cp>A breeze stirs at the tip of green duckweed; waves form in the space of a ripple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the instant the great array activated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A faint wind stirred outside Biyou Palace, and the eternal, unceasing essence of the Dao unfolded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the array rotated, the vast blue sky and countless scenes all faded, covered in gray, shrouded in black and white.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heaven and earth suddenly brightened; an undulating sea of primordial qi abruptly appeared, boiling with chaos, towering waves surging.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the sword pool of Biyou Palace, countless seeds sprouted, tiny emerald hues dissolving into the undulating motion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuanchen Daojun gestured, and a clear, resonant clang rang out; points of green light flew from the sword pool, coalescing into a long sword.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This sword measured three chi, six cun, and five fen in length; its blade and scabbard were entirely jet black, wrapped in green lotus blossoms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Named: Qingping!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I haven’t had guests visit Biyou Heaven in a long time; today, several Dao friends have come to discuss the Dao—it truly delights me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuanchen Daojun laughed loudly, raising Qingping Sword and striking straight toward Minghe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Minghe’s expression turned solemn: “Then I shall be rude!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stepped upon the Lotus of Karma Fire, wielding two killing swords, meeting the attack; as swords rose and fell, boundless bloodlight spread, blades whirling, crisscrossing in all directions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the instant they clashed, endless killing intent shattered heaven and earth, even time and space trembling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Such violent killing intent is truly admirable!” Yuanchen Daojun, clad in green robes, stood firm in empty space, upright and unyielding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Minghe spoke calmly: “Don’t praise me, my friend—my blades haven’t even touched your sleeve!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nor have I broken through your lotus defense,” Yuanchen Daojun blinked, smiling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meeting kindred spirits, he seemed far more lively.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your array, Li Ming Dao friend, is excellent—what’s its name?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuanqing and Meng Wuyou fell into a great array; this array followed the numbers of earth, water, fire, and wind, containing wind and fire, both primordial qi, endlessly shifting, fiercely terrifying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they advanced, suddenly wind and fire converged, countless blades gathering together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A million weapons emerged, endless killing intent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This array is called the Wind Roar Array.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuanchen Daojun’s voice came from outside; he stepped upon the Zhou Tian, dwelling amid the blood waves, riding the wind, drifting freely, following nature.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lately, with nothing to do, I observed the myriad phenomena of the Zhou Tian, extracted the true meanings of wind and fire from the Four Symbols, and crafted this array.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I know it can’t hold you two—just let you experience it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuanchen Daojun explained his array while battling Minghe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From the array’s name, to its core, to its layout, materials needed…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why do I feel like he’s trying to teach us how to set up this Wind Roar Array?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meng Wuyou’s expression was strange—this Li Ming Dao friend truly loved arrays.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Learn more—it can’t hurt.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuanqing, however, was enthusiastic; from his perspective, this Wind Roar Array was far too proper, with plenty of room for improvement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For instance, the Dao rules could be changed entirely: when the great array unleashed its gales, those inside must jump around, shouting loudly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fire could be changed too—no need for primordial true fire; replace it with “desire fire.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Desire fire burning the body—isn’t that more thrilling than “ten thousand blades firing at once”?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, when wind and fire converged, those trapped inside, overwhelmed by desire, would moan desperately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just thinking about it was amusing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Xuanqing excitedly conveyed his proposed improvements to the Wind Roar Array to Yuanchen Daojun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Daojun fell silent on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Distracted, he nearly got slashed by Yuantu Sword.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuanchen Daojun didn’t understand Xuanqing’s bizarre ideas, but he was deeply shaken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If we follow your modifications… this Wind Roar Array… uh, I mean, doesn’t the killing power become a bit weak?” Yuanchen Daojun thought long and hard, finally finding a counterpoint.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who says it lacks killing power? The killing power is enormous.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuanqing told Yuanchen Daojun: “Think about it—we’re all primordial deities; ordinary death won’t stick, and even if you die, you can crawl out from some dark corner.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So, an array’s killing power doesn’t have to destroy the body—it can strike the heart!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuanqing beamed as he explained: “Follow my method, trap a primordial great deity next time, then after the effect—no, I mean after the array activates—slice out that stretch of time-space and loop it in front of their eyes.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The killing power will be explosive!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xuanqing swore: \"I guarantee that even a Luo Zhen Supreme would never want to enter your array.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Any deity who’s entered this array will avoid you entirely the next time they see you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hearing this, Yuanchen Daojun fell even quieter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He opened his mouth several times, wanting to defend his original array, to find its brilliance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Xuanqing’s theory—“kill the body, not the heart”—seemed to hold some truth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With Xuanqing’s modifications, even the creator of the array found the “killing power” chilling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is bad—Li Ming Dao friend seems to be seriously considering it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hearing Xuanqing’s improvements, Meng Wuyou wasn’t surprised at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When she saw Yuanchen Daojun actually thinking about it, she sighed: “From now on, Honghuang will lose one more proper deity.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shouyang Mountain, Bajing Palace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While staying in Biyou Heaven, Xuanqing also contacted Jingyao Shangzun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Jingyao learned the effects of the Zhou Tian Wu Dao Pill, his face lit up with a radiant smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No wonder it’s me—I can even brew such an outrageous pill!” Jingyao was quite proud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who else in all Honghuang could brew such a pill?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm, better record this first.” Jingyao pulled out a pill scripture and noted the effects of the Zhou Tian Wu Dao Pill.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He believed that with Minghe’s help, he’d soon fill this scripture entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But how to fix this side effect is a problem.” Actually, according to Jingyao’s calculations, the side effect of the Zhou Tian Wu Dao Pill shouldn’t be this strong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even random teleportation shouldn’t occur this frequently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The issue must lie in the quantity.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jingyao recalled Xuanqing’s description and sighed: “Xuyao Dao friend (Minghe) swallowed ten pills at once—this is absolute trust in me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Because of this trust, I must fix this side effect!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jingyao Shangzun felt Minghe’s trust was absolute faith in his pill-making art.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where else could he find such a good Dao friend?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He absolutely must save him!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, the pills were his—after-sales issues must be resolved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then, I can only ask Xuyao Dao friend to enter my Bagua Purple Gold Furnace once more!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jingyao Shangzun lifted the pill furnace and headed straight into Chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Following the Dao marker Xuanqing gave, in the blink of an eye, he found Biyou Heaven.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Dao friend, open the door—I’ve come to save someone!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh my god, there’s another great array here!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wait a minute—this array… ROAR!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bu Zhou Mountain, Qilin Sacred Cliff.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Dao hung high, auspicious clouds rolled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Qilin Drum sounded nine times in succession; countless shadows emerged from empty space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Thirty-Six Emperors gathered; countless Qilin returned from the myriad worlds of the Zhou Tian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Another assembly?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Great—I love assemblies.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Last time, Jinlin’er and Yinlin’er received blessings from the Shenjun Jianbing—we were so envious.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Qilin gathered in small groups, sharing their experiences across the myriad heavens.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, a Water Qilin gazed at the towering figures atop the Qilin Sacred Cliff.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He muttered softly: “I wonder what big matter this is—our group hasn’t even designed the Qi Yun system yet!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Our group’s system isn’t designed either,” nearby Fire Qilin said dejectedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The elders say Qilin who can’t design systems can’t graduate properly, let alone travel the myriad heavens alone.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing the keywords “design system” and “can’t graduate,” other groups exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh come on, you’re so annoying—we came to enjoy the assembly, why bring this up?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young Metal Qilin nervously scratched their pale gold hair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Linking system design and graduation\u002Ftravel? Who came up with this genius idea? I want to kill them!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Exactly!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We’re still so young, and we’re under this much pressure—how are we supposed to grow?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Qilin who hadn’t completed their tasks groaned, gathering together to denounce the unknown genius.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Everyone!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the Qilin Sacred Cliff, Baihu Shenjun Jianbing stepped forward and delivered a brief opening: “Next, the Clan Chief will announce the purpose of this assembly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As mentioned at the last assembly, the pre-meeting speech segment has been completely canceled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This assembly aims to profoundly expound the concept of 'bearing heaven and carrying earth,' and to further advance our Qilin clan's expansion plan.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The First Qilin said: \"Within our Elder Council, Wuji Shenjun has developed a deeper understanding of the path of 'bearing heaven and carrying earth.'\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He proposes one point: the Thirty-Six Emperors must not only 'bear heaven and carry earth,' but also 'create and transform heaven and earth.'\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Our Qilin clan is a divine beast of heaven and earth; thus, across the myriad worlds, we cannot merely be plunderers—we must also become creators.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Based on this concept, our Elder Council will now introduce a new Great Creation Plan.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After speaking, the First Qilin waited for the clan members to absorb this information.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, Wuji Shenjun (Fuxi) stepped forward to elaborate on the Great Creation Plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This plan will center on 'creation and transformation,' use 'cultivating paradise realms' as its guiding principle, and employ 'qi fortune and merit' as its accounting system!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After concisely outlining the plan’s framework, Wuji Shenjun continued: \"While our Qilin clan has cultivated qi fortune children across the myriad worlds and thus strengthened our lineage, over time, the qi fortune of the myriad worlds has become unbalanced.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The growth of a qi fortune child consumes the essence of an entire world; their ascension inevitably carries away that world’s creative potential.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They take much, yet give little back—world after world gradually heads toward decline, approaching the End Dharma Era.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is not conducive to our long-term development.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beneath the Qilin Sacred Cliff, countless clan members nodded after hearing Wuji Shenjun’s words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Along the path of Qilin expansion, everyone had noticed this problem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As successive generations of qi fortune children in a world grow and ascend to higher realms, that world inevitably falls into decline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In such a world, cultivating another suitable qi fortune child becomes exceedingly difficult.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If a world descends into the End Dharma Era and fails to recover even after a long period of rest, it will plummet into a spiritless world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In such a world, not only is cultivation impossible, but it’s uncertain whether any intelligent life can even arise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Therefore, we must update our philosophy and change our strategy—to promote new cultivation methods and new systems across the myriad worlds!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This system must center on 'creation and transformation!'\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Express: [Monthly Tickets] [Recommendation Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1801,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","7aacb72109ceb11788bab27dd0d3efebcb369f937d969a6a1bf898703ac9999e","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-89","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-87",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]