[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-93":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263408,4417,"Chapter 93: Luo Hou Arrives: The First Gathering of the Demonic Faction","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-93",93,"\u003Cp>Stealing right in front of my face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni, who prided himself on being heartless, finally felt what it was like to be a dark demonic god.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy is truly heartless!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Thief, stop right there!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni roared and seized the World-Ending Mill, chasing after Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing didn’t steal that World-Ending Treasure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This thing had already been refined by Shen Ni; even if you killed him, it wouldn’t drop any gear—the treasure would simply flee on its own.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rather than expend effort for nothing trying to seize it, better to just take the eye of the Destruction Demon God directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Go into the Dao Realm to digest the Destruction Demon God’s Dao, and next time dealing with the World-Ending Mill will be easier.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s not your eye, why are you so worked up?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This remark made Shen Ni laugh bitterly, and he retorted: “It’s not your eye, so why did you steal it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I feel like it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you’ve got the guts, go take it back!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing raised his hand, and the Black-Gold Emperor Sword slashed through the air, unleashing boundless Daoic might that tore open this Dao domain and forcibly dragged Shen Ni back into reality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Goodbye, goodbye.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you’re looking for trouble, someone will deal with you—enjoy yourself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having obtained what he wanted, Xiang Xuanqing made no further effort to pursue Shen Ni and turned to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, you can’t kill him, and dealing with the World-Ending Mill is exhausting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fighting Shen Ni is better left to professionals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shen Ni, we meet again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of death do you want today?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A calm yet domineering voice echoed through the Chaos, and a vast demonic sky emerged from the Chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou held the God-Slaying Spear, boundless killing aura surging across time and space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m just here to do some business, and you’re jumping around in front of me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Speak up—are you trying to add more work to my plate?” Luo Hou was deeply displeased with Shen Ni’s antics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was preparing things for the Opening of Heaven’s Demonic Cataclysm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This fellow Shen Ni causing trouble on the territory of the “Second Demon Ancestor”—isn’t that delaying their demonic path’s grand rise?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No need to argue—kill him!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Demonic clouds churned, demonic thunder rolled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The God-Slaying Spear struck out fiercely, its roar like the cry of dragon and tiger, its momentum making Chaos churn, its might causing Shen Ni’s face to pale!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing turned back, watching Shen Ni crushed under the vast demonic sky, his eyes smiling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I wasted so much time on you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s because I was waiting for Luo Hou.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What were you waiting for?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Luo Hou, why are you everywhere?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni’s head throbbed the moment he saw Luo Hou—this guy was even more annoying than Hong Jun and Yang Mei.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d died in Luo Hou’s hands more times than he’d been killed by Hong Jun and Yang Mei combined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This weapon I hold is called God-Slaying—nothing more, nothing less—it’s specifically made to kill you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou was always this blunt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The terrifying offensive power of the God-Slaying Spear forced Shen Ni to retreat again and again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This surprised Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The name ‘Supreme Treasure’ truly lives up to its reputation—it can withstand the killing blows of a Luo Jinxian without being instantly obliterated.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Xiang Xuanqing saw Shen Ni crush himself with the World-Ending Mill, then repeatedly revive and fight Luo Hou again, he was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You can do that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as you end yourself first, your opponent can never truly kill you, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing gained new appreciation for Shen Ni’s resilience and durability.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Luo Hou was amused by this self-chosen death method.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is this the World-Ending Mill—or the Corpse-Annihilating Mill?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Since it’s a Supreme Treasure, it naturally has Supreme Treasure’s unique functions—what’s it to you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni was stubborn as ever—he killed himself, then revived again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who says “world-ending” must mean destroying a world?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t applying it to oneself the same thing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Annihilate yourself, reboot a new era, the Mill turns, everything begins anew!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How is this not world-ending?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as he doesn’t die at Luo Hou’s hands, he can keep fighting!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come on, kill me! Don’t think just because you’re a Luo Jinxian I’m afraid of you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I, Shen Ni, am no pushover!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni displayed astonishing toughness and survivability.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Biyou Heaven, Ming He sighed in awe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is even more useful than my Blood Spirit Sons.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao Shang Zun nodded: “Supreme Treasures really are impressive.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Xiang Xuanqing put it: as long as your mind doesn’t slide, anything can be made to work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And here, Shen Ni had pushed the World-Ending Mill to new heights.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Everyone, disperse.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing shook his head: “Luo Hou’s just playing with him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the past, before Luo Hou opened Heaven and attained Luo Jinxian status,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>you could still watch for entertainment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now? If Luo Hou weren’t just looking for amusement, he’d have sent Shen Ni to his grave long ago.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing pulled Xiang Yuchen back to the Time-Space Lake and resumed fishing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meng Wu You, Ming He, and Jing Yao were still watching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But after a while, they saw no other tricks from Shen Ni.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou declared: “A good performance deserves reward!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One spear sent him on his way.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The World-Ending Mill, wrapped in Shen Ni’s true spirit, fled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What was I expecting?” Ming He sighed: “I thought Shen Ni might have some other tricks—turns out, that’s all?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Be satisfied.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meng Wu You offered a fair assessment: “Holding out this long is already impressive.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“At least, facing a Luo Jinxian, he dares to fight, dares to kill, talks back, pulls stunts, and even escapes in the end.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Across the Hong Huang Zhen Jie, this is already an extraordinary achievement.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do you really think anyone can be a “terrorist”?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni causes so much destruction and still survives—his strength must be acknowledged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ming He clicked his tongue, still unsatisfied: “I was hoping for a twist—Shen Ni reversing fate, killing the Luo Jinxian, slaughtering the Demon Ancestor Luo Hou.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friend, that idea of yours is dangerous.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou suddenly appeared beside Ming He, smiling amiably.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ming He chuckled awkwardly: “I was just thinking—having thoughts isn’t a crime.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s true,” Luo Hou nodded lightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But—” He dragged out a long pause: “Don’t let me catch any of your thoughts ending up in some unknown tributary of the Time-Space River.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If a passing whim causes some other timeline to spawn scenes that shouldn’t exist, don’t blame me for being merciless.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How could I?” Ming He grinned: “We’re all close Dao friends.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t you know me? In the Weiyuan, I’m the most honest.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’d never do things like writing scripts for tributaries of the Time-Space River, manipulating timelines, fabricating false histories for Dao friends? Impossible!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I hope so,” Luo Hou looked at Ming He with deep meaning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The denizens of You Ming never do anything in the mortal realm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One and all, they always leave you seeing black.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And writing little scripts for others? That’s the most common prank among primordial spirits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though only those who reach Luo Jinxian can transcend time and space, free from the Time-Space River’s constraints,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>even Tai Yi Dao Masters can still play tricks within the Time-Space River.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial Time-Space River carries too much karma, its backlash too strong—it’s inconvenient to mess with.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But which Tai Yi Dao Master doesn’t run wild in the various tributaries?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hong Huang Zhen Jie has no Tian Dao, let alone Tian Shu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each primordial deity is unique; they themselves are their own destiny.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once outside the Honghuang Zhen Jie, do whatever you want.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For instance, go into a tributary of the Time-Space River and fabricate a timeline, crafting a low-tier Honghuang according to your own ideas—wouldn’t that be effortless?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then craft a Tian Dao and write your ideas into it; tweak and revise until it becomes the grand trend of Tian Dao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Write whatever you want to see; invent the dark history of whoever you desire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as there are official histories, there are also unofficial ones.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t that perfectly normal?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don’t even mention writing a small script like “Shen Ni makes a comeback and beats Luo Hou”;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>even if you create something grand like “Head-butting Buzhou Mountain and re-forging Earth, Fire, Water, and Wind,” it’s not impossible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, this is undeniably satisfying—but there’s one small problem: if the original owners find out, you’ll likely be killed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you’re unlucky and cause a big disturbance, and a group of original owners discover you, it won’t be as simple as just being killed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’ll be cast into the Mother River of Time-Space, nailed shut in a coffin, and never rise again for eternity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those who dare write scripts for Da Luo Zunzhe either already have their grave prepared—don’t wait for the Zunzhe to dig it for you—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>or they’ve become Da Luo themselves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For now, just think about it—I’ll write secretly later.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ming He silently looked forward to the day he would become Da Luo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After defeating Shen Ni and looting some gear, Bi You Tian held a fishing tournament.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone got their own fishing spot; this time, only food was to be caught.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This counts as our first gathering as the Mo Dao; let’s build some rapport first.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Plants and flowers are fine, rare and exotic beasts are fine, primordial ingredients are fine!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But don’t catch anything else—if anyone catches something inedible, they’re responsible for stoking Jing Yao’s furnace.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing loudly announced the rules and specified the punishment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao responded cheerfully: “That’s perfect!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then everyone happily went fishing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long after, they pulled up a pile of strange and bizarre things.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among them, Xiang Xuanqing, Luo Hou, and Jing Yao had caught the most.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Primordial ingredients were pulled from the Time-Space Lake as if they were free.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This left Yu Chen Daojun stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you that lucky?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t this way over budget?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you not planning to live out the rest of your life?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Meng Wu You told him the real reason—these guys were cheating.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each of them had Gong De Tian Dao!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Adding a bit of luck to themselves? That’s effortless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If Ming He Dao You  also has Gong De Tian Dao, why hasn’t he caught anything?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chen Daojun glanced at Ming He’s side, where the Great Dao Net hung—his haul was worse than that of someone without any cheat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sigh, this is a long story,” Ming He sighed, explaining his De Te Tian Dao to Yu Chen Daojun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hearing it, Yu Chen Daojun couldn’t suppress his smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Dao You … Dao You  really…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Go ahead and laugh,” Ming He said indifferently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puh~~ Hahaha!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chen Daojun couldn’t hold back and burst out laughing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truly, the world is vast, full of wonders beyond imagination.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turning Gong De Tian Dao into something so abstract had opened Yu Chen Daojun’s eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But Dao You ’s Sha Yun Tian Dao is somewhat similar to my Great Dao’s influence.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chen Daojun’s Great Dao seeks light amid calamity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In more familiar terms: when calamity descends, he carves out a thread of hope for all beings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, his path is to become supreme in the Final Calamity!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, it’s similar to Ming He’s De Te Tian Dao—where killing carries fortune, and fortune carries killing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The difference is, Yu Chen Daojun enters calamity willingly; Ming He’s is passive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ploosh~~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ming He’s fishing rod twitched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He reeled it in—it was a stone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The same stone Xiang Xuanqing had caught earlier.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright, the contest is over!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing declared the fishing tournament a perfect success.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao Shangzun patted Ming He on the shoulder: “Ming He Tongzi, make sure you stoke Master’s furnace well!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who will handle these ingredients?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I will,” Luo Hou volunteered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing was surprised: “Dao You  knows cooking?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Hou tilted his chin slightly, proudly saying: “The power of Da Luo is limitless.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Perfect!” Xiang Xuanqing immediately applauded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“To taste a meal prepared by the Ancestor of the Mo Dao—we are truly honored.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, yes, an immense honor!” Everyone eagerly anticipated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who had ever seen the peerless culinary skills of the Mo Dao’s founding ancestor?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even a small script wouldn’t dare write this!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a time, Bi You Tian rang with laughter and song, joy unceasing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Link: [Monthly Tickets] [Recommendation Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",2065,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","bb0b281df05fd85646907455b30d596db10e16da0771e882525d3364b6832a57","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-94","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-92",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]