[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-94":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263409,4417,"Chapter 94: Create the Position of the Demon King!","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-94",94,"\u003Cp>“Luo Hou, you bastard!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fengdu, you wait till I get back!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Once I get my new Dao Fruit… once I become a Da Luo…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bang! Bang! Bang!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The heavy thuds interrupted the hysterical roaring.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Enough, enough, that’s enough—stop howling like this!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Mountain of Undeath, Xianggu Zhi Shi stood outside the bronze coffin, listening to Shen Ni’s howls like a defeated dog, and sneered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Acting like some second-rate god—like you can’t even take a loss.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you’re not dead, get up and keep going; if you’re dead, lie still. Whining behind their backs is the act of a cowardly ant!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xianggu Zhi Shi coldly scolded Shen Ni.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, Shen Ni fell silent inside the coffin, like a quail, obediently enduring Xianggu Zhi Shi’s reprimand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Xianggu Zhi Shi finished his scolding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni pouted in protest: “Can’t you at least give me some face?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What second-rate god? What cowardly ant? I got killed—can’t I scream a couple times to vent?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pfft! Shen Ni wants face? How rare.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xianggu Zhi Shi crossed his arms and sneered at Shen Ni: “You, Shen Ni, are a calamity—and calamities must accept their nature.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your best outlet right now is to crawl out of this damn coffin and go dig up the Chaos Demon Gods again… oh no, I mean, summon their souls.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glanced around, then fixed his gaze on the darkness deep within the Mountain of Undeath—the tangled spacetime—as if observing something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Gather more good things—there’ll be plenty of chances to settle the score.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If this time fails, try next time; if that fails, try the time after that!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“One day, you’ll bring about a cataclysm that shakes the Hong Huang gods.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then, the ones whispering behind your back will be your enemies.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing the defeated Shen Ni, Xianggu Zhi Shi acted like a spiritual mentor, encouraging him in his own way, hoping he wouldn’t lose face and would rise again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What you said… actually makes sense.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lying in the coffin, Shen Ni thought carefully and decided that although Xianggu Zhi Shi always sold him out, he was acting somewhat human right now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he decided to climb out of the bronze coffin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No, I’m still angry. I need to lie here a while longer!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Shen Ni half-rose, Xianggu Zhi Shi harshly criticized him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Look at you—your grand mission to destroy Hong Huang isn’t even done, and you’re lying flat?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Xiang was deeply displeased: “There’s an old Hong Huang saying: ‘Pangu’s axe can’t kill two demons at once!’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pangu was so strong—he killed Chaos Demon Gods with one swing each.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even Luo Hou and Hong Jun—they’re stronger than Pangu? You’re the primordial god chosen by three thousand Chaos Demon Gods!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re weaker than them now, and maybe you’ll always be weaker… but the mission to destroy Hong Huang cannot be abandoned!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Time waits for no one, you haven’t become Da Luo yet—is this the time to lie down?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Xiang delivered a long, earnest lecture.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni, lying flat, only heard one sentence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“‘Pangu’s axe can’t kill two demons at once’? Is that really an old Hong Huang saying? I’ve never heard it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Can’t I make it up?” Xianggu Zhi Shi glared at the bronze coffin, annoyed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m talking to you about grand missions, ideals, the future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why are you nitpicking whether it’s an old saying or not?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m telling you—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shut up!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni roared: “Forget all that nonsense—just stay out of my way!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m lying in my own home, in my own coffin—do I have to be scolded like this? Is this justice?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m just not happy—I want to lie here and curse some more.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni let out another howl:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Luo Hou, you bastard!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fengdu, you wait till I get back!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Once I get my new Dao Fruit… once I become a Da Luo…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, Xianggu Zhi Shi didn’t interrupt him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni vented for a long while inside the bronze coffin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Waiting patiently until the noise inside the coffin subsided, Xianggu Zhi Shi asked: “Any new goals? Speak up—I want to become Da Luo too!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Otherwise, every time we meet those bastards, we have to run!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you think Xianggu the Great wants this? Do you think I’m deliberately selling you out?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course not! It’s just because I can’t beat them!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I could beat them, Xianggu the Great would make them understand what a wicked god truly is!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Well said!” With a bang, the newly repaired coffin lid flew off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni, fully revived, leapt out of the coffin: “Then let’s keep going!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This time, I’ll take you to find the Zao Hua Dao Fruit!” Shen Ni stood tall, his fighting spirit restored.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xianggu Zhi Shi’s eyes lit up and he grinned: “Now that’s the spirit!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s go!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni waved his hand—the bronze coffin soared into the air, heading toward Chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Mountain of Undeath needs a new location—it’s been found by Fengdu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Ni dismantled the primordial formation, then lifted the Mountain of Undeath and jumped back into the bronze coffin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xianggu Zhi Shi, shouldering his long spear, strode after him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where are we headed this time?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No idea—just follow your instinct.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then we need to prepare properly—cover our backs, or we’ll get robbed again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re right!” Suddenly, Shen Ni sat up inside the coffin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned to Xianggu Zhi Shi: “You won’t sell me out this time, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How could I?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xianggu Zhi Shi smiled sincerely, his gaze earnest: “You must trust me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A disciple as loyal as me—you won’t find another in all of Hong Huang!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Biyou Tian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first gathering of the Mo Sect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Prepared personally by Master Mo Zu—the results were astonishingly good!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After tasting it, Xuan Qing and the others gave it extremely high praise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some even suggested preserving this moment of spacetime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Mo Zu generously said: “Take as much as you like—just enjoy yourselves.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gods present would all be the backbone of his Mo Sect—why worry about such a small thing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In short, the gathering was a complete success—guests and hosts alike were delighted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If our Mo Sect ever fails, we could just change identities with Master Mo Zu and become Divine Chefs across the Zhu Tian Wan Jie.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the Mo Sect had even officially opened, Xuan Qing—the “Second Primogenitor”—was already planning its backup plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Surprisingly, this utterly unorthodox suggestion received full approval from Master Mo Zu Luo Hou and every god present.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Mo Zu Luo Hou nodded thoughtfully: “If we’re going to be Divine Chefs, first we create a Divine Chef Universe as our Dao Field, then forge a Divine Chef Tian Dao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s brilliant!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meng Wu You’s eyes sparkled: “We need to refine the rules—like, in the Divine Chef Universe, cooking is cultivation; all kitchenware can become divine artifacts, even spawning spirit entities!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We could hold a Zhu Tian Divine Chef Competition—the winners earn the favor of the Divine Chef Tian Dao and receive Tian Dao Merit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We’d need an evaluation system.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao Shang Zun said: “Invite some Dao friends as judges—like Zhen Xing Dao You. I recall he loves food and even wrote a cookbook.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We could also develop cooking arrays.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chen Dao Jun said: “Arrays come in many types—killing arrays, trapping arrays, defensive arrays—but enhancement arrays are very useful too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We could even integrate sword arts!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ming He, enthusiastic: “How can Dao be so limited? Swords that kill can also cook.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s all just sword techniques.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We could even infuse dishes with killing intent—culinary killing Dao—who’s ever tasted that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brilliant idea!” Everyone nodded in approval, endorsing Ming He’s concept.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, the gods pooled their wisdom, actively refining Xuan Qing’s “Mo Sect Divine Chef Plan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This left Xuan Qing deeply moved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Excellent—we haven’t even opened the Mo Sect, and it’s already become so abstract I can’t even understand it anymore.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The future looks promising!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, Xiang Xuanqing turned and joined the group’s discussion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long after, a complete plan was freshly Chulu .\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As our first comprehensive development plan for the Demon Dao, we must prepare a contingency.\" The Mo Zu Master’s expression was grave; he solemnly listed the \"Demon Dao Kitchen God Plan\" as \"The Outline for the Future Development of the Demon Dao, Volume One, Case Jia-1.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Needless to say, this style was learned from Xiang Xuanqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then let’s begin preparing the Demon Dao’s debut plan!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing waved his hand and opened the [Great Dao True Realm].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All the gods sensed it; guided by the qi’s pull, a single true spirit soared into the air and headed toward the True Realm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing led everyone on a leisurely stroll through the Great Fuli Earth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Vast shadows filled the sky, countless true sages and holy beings appeared before them, each radiating a brilliant, sky-piercing aura of their respective offices.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing told the group: \"This time, we’re crafting a Demon King office. There are two options: one is to select one from these existing offices and modify it; the other is to forge one entirely from our own ideas.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"For example, this row—Xu Huang Daojun, Zi Huang Daojun, Shang Huang Daojun—these offices are already complete. I put considerable effort into shaping them; they can be used directly.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course, there’s another row—some Shang Sheng Gao Zhen and Wu Shang Yuan Jun offices. These haven’t been fully shaped yet; they’re semi-finished.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"These offices of true sages and great saints can also be used; we can take them along during the Opening Heaven Demon Cataclysm as the myriad demons of the heavens.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The group sifted through the layers of offices within the [Great Dao True Realm].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They also felt profound awe at the floating shadows in the void and the sky-piercing divine radiance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chendaojun, visiting this place for the first time—even though he had been partially informed of the truth—was stunned by the splendor of the [Great Dao True Realm].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Friend, you are truly a genius!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Chen gazed at the floating shadows and sky-piercing radiance in the void, filled with boundless emotion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You actually forged the office of Taiwei Tian Di?\" As they reached the second layer of the heavens, Jing Yao Shang Zun spotted a luminous, majestic imperial figure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unlike other offices, this [Taiwei Tian Di]’s manifestation was noticeably more solid, as if it could project into reality at any moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The last time Jing Yao came, his entire focus had been on Daode Tianzun; he hadn’t even noticed the [Taiwei Tian Di].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, you want to use Him?\" Xiang Xuanqing asked with a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Jing Yao’s eyes flickered; he was tempted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Better not.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jing Yao finally shook his head. \"I am now the Demon King of the Demon Dao—not one of the Taiwei gods.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Luo Hou’s gaze remained fixed on the two supreme offices: [Yuan Shi Tianzun] and [Daode Tianzun].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It seems your target is them.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing looked at Luo Hou with a calm smile: \"Awakening these two offices will require considerable effort.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mo Zu Master, are you ready?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct Express: [Monthly Tickets] [Recommendation Votes]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>PS: Chapter Two will be posted at 15:00.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(Recently caught a cold; my condition is poor, typing speed has dropped, and I failed to upload Chapter Two on time. Please accept my apologies.)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1875,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","9a74029690f1fb0a0eb40ced1cd330427dc30c4d7bb5d64e042ef743bb7caaaf","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-95","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-93",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]