[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-honghuang-is-not-serious":3,"chapter-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-97":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","This Honghuang Is Not Serious!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2263412,4417,"Chapter 97: As is well known","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-97",97,"\u003Cp>In the [Da Dao Zhen Jing], Xiang Xuanqing, while drafting plans, began refining an unorthodox spirit treasure and leisurely monitored the [Senluodian].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The “All-Heaven, Myriad-Worlds Spirit Root Mutual Aid Committee” was, of course, his creation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More precisely, it was created by Xiang Xuanqing’s alternate identity, [Bi An Da Neng], whose true form was a Bi’an flower beside the Huang Quan River.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In truth, this alternate identity was casually forged by Xiang Xuanqing; most of the time, it wandered the Hong Huang, occasionally even lent to Wang Chuan for operation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For instance, the headquarters was publicly claimed to be the [Senluodian], a change made recently by Wang Chuan when logging in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He thought Xiang Xuanqing’s original name was too long and too conspicuous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Qing Tong】: President, I’d like to submit an application!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing glanced at it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reply: Is this an application to recruit new members? For the [Tu Mu Da Jia Ting] or the [Senluodian]?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Qing Tong】: It’s an application to join the [Tu Mu Da Jia Ting].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately following was a string of information introducing the primordial spirit root, the [Zhu Guo] tree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing looked it over—yes, freshly fabricated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Bi An Da Neng】: Vote now. I’ve approved it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【San Hua Niang Niang】: Approved, meow~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Yue Yue Zi】: Seconded!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Da Li】: Seconded! +1\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Hu Lu Shang Ren】: Seconded! +1\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Liu Da Ye】: Seconded! +1\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Qing Lian】: Seconded! +1\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the messages pop up in the chatbox, the primordial Wu Tong tree felt cheerful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Everyone agrees—I’ll add you to the family right away!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial Wu Tong tree immediately pulled Zhu Que into the [Tu Mu Da Jia Ting].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhu Que peered curiously at the chatbox, then, following Wu Tong’s guidance, sent a message:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Zhu Guo】: New member reporting in!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Elders within the [Senluodian] promptly switched groups to observe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Zhu Jian】: Observing the new member!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Yue Yue Zi】: Another new member? Awesome!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【San Hua Niang Niang】: No “awesome,” meow~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Da Li】: Make a good first impression—everyone, maintain formation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Zhu Que saw 【Yue Yue Zi】, 【San Hua Niang Niang】, and 【Da Li】 simultaneously retract their messages.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They then began synchronously posting: Observing the new member!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Dao You Xian Ren】: Once you’re in the group, you’re family—everyone, welcome the new member!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Xiao Sang】 said nothing but directly used admin privileges to nudge all members.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spirit roots from different Dao domains, different worlds, different universes immediately surfaced to greet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“New member? The Nine You Great World sends congratulations!” The divine Tao tree guarding the gates of the Ming Jie reacted swiftly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“New member? The Starry Sea sends congratulations!” A star tree hidden within a certain starry expanse sent a message.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Ten Thousand Mountains send congratulations!” In the Da Huang, a Qing Sang tree king loomed over the heavens, its canopy inhabited by brilliantly colored poisons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The North Sea sends congratulations!” In the boundless ocean floated a continent—a giant turtle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Wu Liang Great Universe sends congratulations!” 【Chun Jie Hai Cao】Zu Long shouted nonsense in the chatbox.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Hao Tian Great Universe sends congratulations!” 【Pu Tao Zu Shi】Zhun Ti entered a line of text with solemn seriousness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jin Ao Island sends congratulations!” 【Shui Zhong Qing Ping】 surfaced briefly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This last one was Yu Chen Dao Jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Xiang Xuanqing formed the group, he specifically invited him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, Yu Chen Dao Jun had wanted to refuse, saying he had no spirit root.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Xiang Xuanqing retorted: How isn’t that pool of duckweed in Bi You Tian a spirit root?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, Yu Chen Dao Jun entered the Spirit Root Mutual Aid Committee under the alias 【Shui Zhong Qing Ping】.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the Immortal Volcano, Zhu Que watched the chatbox fill with “999+” messages and fell into thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So many people!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No—so many spirit roots!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, the primordial Wu Tong reminded her: “Get ready—the president is about to distribute the Lucky Treasure Bags!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ding!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Bi An Da Neng】 released 9,999 Lucky Treasure Bags.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial Wu Tong tree happily picked up one: “The president is generous!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The president is the best, awesome!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The president is mighty! Meow~~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Chun Jie Hai Cao】Zu Long called out across space: “President, I adore you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He threw the rest of the group off track.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The spirit roots followed him, shouting embarrassing phrases.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leaving Zhu Que dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ding!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Chun Jie Hai Cao】 was muted for three hundred days.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puchii~~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhu Que burst out laughing: “You can even mute people?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course you can—check the group usage guide. The family has many fun features.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial Wu Tong tree asked: “What did you win?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhu Que opened the Lucky Treasure Bag.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A coin of fortune?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Wu Tong tree glanced at it and smiled: “Nice. Wearing it boosts your fortune.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even primordial deities can gain fortune?” Zhu Que asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Wu Tong tree replied: “Of course—they’re very powerful!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhu Que nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The one who created this online chat system linking all heavens and myriad worlds’ spirit roots—【Bi An Da Neng】—was certainly no ordinary being.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, earlier someone claimed to be from Feng Qi Mountain—who among our clan is that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhu Que noticed a spirit root named 【Feng Li Xi】; she calculated it, and the feedback confirmed it was indeed a spirit root.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“【Feng Li Xi】? I don’t know who that is.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To Zhu Que’s surprise, the primordial Wu Tong tree didn’t recognize this one from Feng Qi Mountain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Probably added by the president when forming the group.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Actually, I don’t know many of the other Dao friends.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But don’t worry—everyone is very warm-hearted, with no ill intentions.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, in Tai Su Dong Tian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nv Wa, while refining the Shan He She Ji Map, monitored the Dao friends chatting in the group.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Lucky Treasure Bag she received was also a coin of fortune. “This thing is quite interesting.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nv Wa casually infused the coin of fortune into the She Ji Map.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the group chat, after the welcoming event ended, activity remained high.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Hu Lu Shang Ren】: “Selling gourd seeds—anyone need gourd seeds?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new member Zhu Que asked: “What are the effects of your gourd seeds?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Hu Lu Shang Ren】: “My gourd seeds, when planted, grow into Gourd Children! Colorful Gourd Children!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This left Zhu Que stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Wuzhuangguan, the Ren Shen Guo tree stared at the chatbox, feeling certain the Hu Lu Shang Ren was plagiarizing his idea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, he had once tried selling Ren Shen Guo, casually lying that “Ren Shen Guo can grow into Ren Shen Children.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wasn’t even lying—after all, Ren Shen Guo do resemble children.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiang Xuanqing was also watching this 【Hu Lu Shang Ren】.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suspected this was one of the Ten Primordial Spirit Roots—the primordial Hu Lu vine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, when forming the group, he didn’t randomly invite people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were many masks in the family, but every member in the [Senluodian] had required considerable fortune to connect with.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hu Lu Dao you, private message.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, someone contacted 【Hu Lu Shang Ren】.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Private chat area.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Gourd Merchant】 sent a smiling emoji: “Feng Daoist, how are you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pleasure to meet you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nvwa was also very skilled with emoji packs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Daoist, what kind of gourd seeds are you looking for? I have red gourd seeds, golden gourd seeds, green gourd seeds...” 【Gourd Merchant】 introduced his wares to Nvwa.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nvwa asked: “Can they really grow into Gourd Children?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Gourd Merchant】 sent a comical emoji: “They can, but they require special cultivation methods.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For example, to cultivate this red gourd seed, you must do it like this...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fearing Nvwa might suspect him of fraud, 【Gourd Merchant】 actually gave her a brief explanation on how to cultivate Gourd Children.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After listening, Nvwa sent an emoji of sudden understanding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you sell primordial gourd vines?” Nvwa suddenly asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Gourd Merchant】 “...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a moment of dead silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A frantic sweating emoji popped up in the chat box.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Zhutian World, Buzhou Mountain had countless projections; in one of these projections’ dongtian worlds, there stood a primordial great array, naturally formed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial gourd vine was hidden among vast clouds and mist; whenever the mountain wind blew, a serpentine figure resembling a flying dragon could be seen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this very moment, He was drenched in cold sweat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fine droplets of water welled up on His emerald leaves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you joking, Daoist?” the primordial gourd vine asked cautiously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nvwa replied: “I’m serious. I recently need a section of gourd vine—preferably one imbued with creation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial gourd vine was so terrified he dared not reply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Feng Lixi】’s request targeted His very essence—how could He respond?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why aren’t you speaking, Daoist?” Nvwa asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a long silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A “Consulting a Senior” emoji appeared in the opposite chat box.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Daoist, who exactly are you?” the primordial gourd vine decided to first clarify the situation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Daoist, don’t be afraid—I’m a good spiritual root; I never commit robbery,” Nvwa said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“...Shivering in fear!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial gourd vine had already decided to move.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Nvwa sent another message.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Daoist, no need to run—I don’t know your address.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial gourd vine stared at these words, not daring to move.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial spiritual energy throughout the entire dongtian world froze solid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On Nvwa’s side, seeing the other party remain silent for so long, she assumed 【Gourd Merchant】 had been scared away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But moments later, the opposite side flooded the chat with messages.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Senior! Please spare me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m just a gourd seed vendor—your grace is vast, please spare me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you spare me, I’ll send you not just a creation gourd vine—even a destruction gourd vine!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Gourd Merchant】’s words radiated an intense will to survive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nvwa smiled gently: “That’s not necessary.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m currently undertaking a great act of creation and need a sacred artifact of creation to complete it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I happened to calculate that I have a connection with you, so I asked—no other intent. In fact, after it’s done, you may gain many benefits.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial gourd vine read these three sentences carefully ten times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, he confirmed the other party wasn’t tricking him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Gourd Merchant】: “Daoist, could you briefly explain what this great act of creation is?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Opening heaven and creating the world!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nvwa added: “Being a creator, making all things, that sort of thing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Understood.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Gourd Merchant】 paused, then sent a waypoint.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then let’s meet at a location.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fine!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nvwa agreed readily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“When we meet, don’t be afraid—I’m a good spiritual root, I never rob!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“...Daoist, no need to emphasize that.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The more you emphasize it, the more afraid I am!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Direct link: 【Monthly Tickets】【Recommendation Votes】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1757,"2026-06-19T19:10:14.517Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","226db5f6cfcdc5853f2a5d9ec2090b3cd6fe4d562a766a4228b191eb5f1695b8","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-98","this-honghuang-is-not-serious-chapter-96",413,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-honghuang-is-not-serious-cover.jpg"]