[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-this-life-i-will-be-the-protagonist":3,"chapter-this-life-i-will-be-the-protagonist-this-life-i-will-be-the-protagonist-chapter-1345":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","This Life, I Will Be the Protagonist",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1533156,1991,"Chapter 1345 1345: 1345 Divine Game: Graveyard of Bones 67","this-life-i-will-be-the-protagonist-chapter-1345",1345,"\u003Cp>As petals of Flower Crown Murder drifted gently onto cups, teapots, fruits, and vases, everything on the table began to move in chaotic patterns.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What had been a quiet table instantly turned into a high-speed racing track. Some cups even lifted off the surface and claimed air routes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You drive.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rita shifted aside and handed control of the helm to Nivalis. She took off the flag behind her, wrapped it around herself like a cloak, and gripped the flagpole.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boat was too slow. Dodging purely by maneuvering was unrealistic. She planned to use the pole to push obstacles away in advance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The pole was part of the ship. As long as Cat's Ideal stayed in hunting mode, it would not be detected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though honestly, she still had no idea how a hunting mode the King had praised so highly had been spotted so easily by Deceitful Bloom and Foolishness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For now, she blamed it on Cat's Ideal not being upgraded to King-tier yet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Most objects on the table were moving. Some fast, some slow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A few remained completely still. That probably depended on the mood of their owners. Decorative items with no owners seemed curious about everything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nivalis reduced speed to the limit. The King's rule was clear. No more than one meter per second.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She tried to avoid the roaming cups in advance. If something could not be avoided, Rita pushed it aside with the pole.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The objects moved unpredictably. Sudden turns were normal. But if everything passing a certain path got pushed away, that would look suspicious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Nivalis had to steer in curves. S-shaped, Z-shaped routes across the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When things became too obvious, Rita would raise her soft paw and intercept them early, making collisions look natural.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as the boat did not fall off the table, it was fine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The biggest problem was the dirty sock created by QM Foolishness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It ran wildly across the table. Every time it passed them, it shook itself like a wet animal, spraying dust and grime all over Rita and Nivalis.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nivalis said, \"I've been meaning to ask. When did you give Lord Foolishness a sock? Is it this one?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Using honorifics now was a bit late.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rita replied, \"…QM Foolishness stole it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nivalis sniffed dramatically. \"Following you was the best decision of my life. Who would've thought you'd rise this fast? I told you back then you were a heart-stealer. Those two rabbits even called you a dummy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rita said, \"…Say less. Leave me a way out. I really was busy. That's why I couldn't come get you sooner.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nivalis huffed twice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too late.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sock went berserk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It suddenly turned into something like a jet mushroom. It moved alongside them while spraying foul gas in every direction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gas had knockback.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For every two meters forward, the boat got pushed back one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Between that and the chaotic objects, a table less than five meters long took them five full minutes to cross.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the tiny hairless cat flail its flagpole awkwardly, Deceitful Bloom and Foolishness raised their cups and clinked them in sync.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Across from them, Hearthsmoke and the usually quiet Mischief exchanged suspicious looks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deceitful Bloom smiled. \"Thinking about BS Rita and QM Rita fighting themselves makes me laugh.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foolishness, still in sunglasses, looked cool and indifferent. \"Same.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rita: \"…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nivalis perked up immediately. \"There's a story behind that?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rita said, \"I'll tell you later.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as the King had said, hunting mode required patience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boat could not move fast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But aside from Deceitful Bloom and Foolishness, no one else noticed them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the initial chaos, things went smoothly. Other tables did not have animated cups.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once they left that table, Rita finally had the chance to listen to conversations around the tavern.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Occasionally, she could even glimpse the battlefield of Graveyard of Bones through the screens in front of the gods.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So this was how they watched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether it was because there were so few players left, or because gods simply enjoyed discussing them, Rita kept hearing names like Mistblade, Maple Syrup, and Cicada.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Seriously, when are these players going to figure out how to reduce fatal weaknesses?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that line, both Rita and Nivalis leaned slightly, tilting their ears toward the source.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I still don't get why Divine Game doesn't just put it in the quest description.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not only is it hidden, we get punished for hinting at it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if players discover it themselves, they can't tell others. That's just cruel.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I still regret missing that chance.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Same. Who would've thought Starsea players could claim rewards from Order Clock using world titles? I was a World Lord back then.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>System Notification\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Congratulations to player BS Rita. You have unlocked a hidden method to reduce fatal weaknesses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Warning. You are forbidden from sharing this information with other Starsea players.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For each player informed, fatal weaknesses +1.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rita was thrilled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then she realized the problem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Autumn Deer who had spoken last suddenly stood up in shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What is going on? Why did I get punished?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What do you mean?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The system says I revealed the method to reduce fatal weaknesses. As punishment, I get one more fatal weakness. When did that even happen?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"…There's no way there's a player here, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deceitful Bloom and Foolishness fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The tavern went quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deceitful Bloom closed her eyes. The hand supporting her chin shifted slightly, covering half her face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foolishness adjusted her sunglasses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rita nudged Nivalis. \"Go, go, go. Let's hide behind the bar.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boat started moving again at its slow pace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The hairless cat stood tensely, scanning every god's expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearthsmoke and Mischief exchanged knowing looks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the suffocating silence, Foolishness cleared her throat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I recall a player with an eavesdropping ability.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deceitful Bloom nodded. \"Or maybe chaotic Starsea is playing tricks again. Didn't it send me to Quiet Mountain to fetch someone before?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sounds reasonable.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire tavern looked at them strangely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if waiting to see what nonsense they would come up with next.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deceitful Bloom and Foolishness: \"......\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deceitful Bloom opened a private chat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If she doesn't pour me drinks in the future, I'm going to kill her.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Foolishness replied, \"She better use Nivalis to drive us home.\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1040,"2026-06-06T06:15:33.502Z",1,"novelbin.me","97480cb02824d4592a60093a906545aca3863dfab1739e3a426e9ff63837e31d","this-life-i-will-be-the-protagonist-chapter-1346","this-life-i-will-be-the-protagonist-chapter-1344",1404,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthis-life-i-will-be-the-protagonist-cover.jpg"]