Chapter 51: Senior Sister's Poisons

Early morning, the sun was bright.

When Luo Zijun got up, Xiaohuan was in the small courtyard with his sister, washing clothes while whispering to each other.

The Young Maid kept her head lowered, her cheeks flushed red.

Clearly, they were talking about something that made her shy.

"Ahem..."

Luo Zijun walked out and asked, "What are you two chatting about?"

The two of them immediately stopped talking.

"Nothing, hurry up and eat. Didn't you say the Academy is organizing a spring outing outside the city today? Don't be late."

Luo Jiaorong waved her hand to shoo him away.

Luo Zijun gave Xiaohuan a threatening look, warning her not to talk nonsense, then went to wash up.

When he had finished breakfast and was preparing to leave, Luo Jiaorong suddenly said again, "Right, your master came by this morning and said for you to go to the Pharmacy in a while."

Luo Zijun was stunned: "Did he say what for?"

Luo Jiaorong said: "Aren't you going out for two days on this spring outing? Your master knows you are afraid of centipedes, so he left some insect-repellent powder for you at the Pharmacy; go and get it."

Luo Zijun paused for a moment, then suddenly thought of something; his heart filled with joy, and he hurriedly said, "Sister, then I'm off."

Having said that, he immediately went out the door.

He feared it wasn't just insect repellent, but also the poisons he needed!

Master truly doted on him!

Luo Jiaorong stood up and urged: "Be careful when spending the night outside; stay with everyone else and don't go running around alone!"

"Got it! Nagging!"

Luo Zijun had already stepped out the front gate.

Luo Jiaorong immediately said angrily: "You brat, you dare call me nagging?! You... Hmph! I'll teach you a lesson when you get back!"

Luo Zijun had already left and walked far away.

Luo Jiaorong huffed and sat back down.

After a moment, she looked at Xiaohuan beside her and said again: "Did you really only touch his feet? That shouldn't be. That brat is at the age where he's full of vigor, and he's been practicing boxing with his brother-in-law, full of energy all day long; how could he sleep in the same bed with a naked girl and still hold back?"

"Xiaohuan, did you not take the initiative?"

The Young Maid lowered her head and said shyly: "I... I took the initiative. But Young Master... Young Master only likes... the servant's feet..."

Luo Jiaorong: "..."

"Sesame cakes, sesame cakes!"

"Pears! Crisp pears!"

Walking on the street, Luo Zijun was startled by these two shouts.

He turned his head to look.

Fortunately, it wasn't Wu Dalang and Yun Ge.

He soon arrived at Bao'an Hall.

Master was not there.

The Senior Sister was still standing behind the counter, head lowered as she clicked the abacus; hearing him enter, she did not look up, nor did she offer him any favors.

Women are truly fickle!

On the table in the room sat several packets of medicine.

Luo Zijun hurriedly went over to check.

Each packet had a slip of paper attached, with the name of the medicine written on it.

However, the names seemed a bit...

"Poison One, slightly poisonous, vomit."

"Poison Two, quite poisonous, soften."

"Poison Three, very poisonous, dizzy."

"Poison Four, extremely poisonous, pain."

"Poison Five, super poisonous, cripple."

"Poison Six, king of poisons, death!"

Luo Zijun was speechless; he turned to look at the counter and said: "Senior Sister, did you write these? Could you write down the usage and be more specific about the effects?"

Su Qingling continued to lower her head and click the abacus, saying expressionlessly: "Sprinkle."

"Sprinkle?"

Luo Zijun looked at the poisons on the table and said worriedly: "What if the wind blows against me and I sprinkle it on myself?"

Su Qingling took out a small wooden box, placed it on the counter, and continued to click the abacus with her head down: "Keep one in your mouth, Hundred Poisons Immunity."

"Hundred Poisons Immunity? That powerful?"

Luo Zijun hurriedly went over, picked up the wooden box, and opened the lid.

Inside the box were three small pills.

The pills were a reddish-brown color throughout, looking round and smooth, full of luster; one look and you could tell they were no ordinary items.

"Senior Sister, did you refine these yourself?"

Luo Zijun looked at her, his face full of shock.

This girl was this capable?

"Click-clack!"

Su Qingling lowered her head and clicked the abacus, ignoring him further.

Luo Zijun took another look at the pills in the box and carefully put them away.

Then he walked to the table, hesitated for a moment, and chose three packets of poison. Poison Two, makes people go limp.

Poison Three, makes people faint.

Poison Six, the king of poisons, makes people die!

"Senior Sister, is this medicine only useful on people, or is it also useful on wild beasts, poisonous insects, and the like?"

Luo Zijun asked again.

Su Qingling was clicking her abacus; at some point, the towering, majestic mounds on her chest had been placed on the counter again, and she said coldly, "Naturally, they are all useful."

"What about demons?"

What Luo Zijun cared about most was, naturally, demons.

Su Qingling ignored him further.

"Alright then."

!

Luo Zijun shrugged and put away the medicine: "I was being too greedy."

How could this medicine possibly be useful against demons.

It was obviously impossible.

If it could really poison a demon, wouldn't this girl be even more formidable than that Fahai?

"Many thanks, Senior Sister, then I'll be going?"

He came to the counter and looked closely for a few moments, suddenly discovering that there were many stains on the girl's skirt that looked like medicinal juice, and he also discovered that her slender, fair fingers were stained with some green and ink-colored substances.

He was very familiar with medicinal materials.

Once these things get on one's body, they cannot be washed off for a while.

One can only wait a few days for them to disappear.

Senior Sister must have been helping him refine medicine last night and perhaps didn't go home, not even changing her clothes.

Perhaps even for the entire night...

Thinking of this, a wave of emotion surged in Luo Zijun's heart.

He hesitated.

He suddenly walked inside the counter, then turned around, stood with his back to her, and said, "Senior Sister, pinch my butt."

Let this girl have some fun today.

Su Qingling's movement of clicking the abacus stopped abruptly.

"Pinch it, I won't fight back."

Luo Zijun took the initiative to stick out his butt and clenched his fists, preparing to endure the girl's sharp nails.

However, there was no movement behind him.

Luo Zijun waited for a while longer, turned his head, and said, "Senior Sister?"

Su Qingling stroked her own sharp fingertips, her beautiful eyes looking at him coldly: "I want to pinch the front."

Luo Zijun: "..."

"Bang!"

Luo Zijun punched her directly in the eye: "That'll teach you to be lecherous!"

After hitting her, he immediately ran out from behind the counter.

After running outside the door, he turned his head and said, "Senior Sister, if you are still this lecherous in the future, be careful you won't be able to get married!"

Having said that, he walked away quickly.

Su Qingling covered her eye and stood in place for a while longer before walking out from behind the counter to go to the table and collect the remaining medicine.

Then she closed the shop door and went home to sleep.

When Su Dafang returned from the patients with his Medicine Chest on his back, he suddenly discovered that the shop was already locked, and he stood blankly at the entrance for a long time: "???"

The beautiful scenery of West Lake is breathtaking.

When Luo Zijun passed by West Lake, he was in no mood to appreciate the spring scenery.

His gaze was always searching on the Broken Bridge and along the lakeshore.

Whenever he saw beautiful women appearing in pairs, he would become very nervous.

It was truly torture.

What he was most worried about now was not Xu Xian, but Bai Niangzi.

He didn't know when Bai Niangzi would appear.

If he knew the specific date, he could be prepared; what he feared was the other party not playing by the rules and going directly to have a secret encounter with Xu Xian.

He had to sow some discord for Xu Xian when he saw him today.

"Beauties are all demons; they knock on bones to suck marrow and eat flesh to drink blood—you must never get close to them!"

"As long as it's a woman, you must be careful!"

He had to make Xu Xian maintain vigilance and distance from any woman.

Just like him, one must have a heart of stone toward women and strike with heavy fists.

Thinking this way, he soon arrived at the Academy.

Just as he reached the entrance of the classroom, he heard Wang Dafu cursing inside: "Damn his grandmother! I, Wang Dafu, am a refined gentleman who has lived a clean and upright life; how could I possibly molest a girl? If I wanted a woman, I would have gone straight to a Brothel to solve it; would I need to go and molest someone else? Which bastard did it? If you have the guts, stand out!"

Luo Zijun's heart stirred, and he walked in.

In the classroom, Wang Dafu was bruised and swollen, his clothes disheveled, and he was standing on a desk cursing with a face full of anger.

It looked like he had been beaten by someone.

Luo Zijun's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly felt a bit guilty.

(End of this chapter)