Chapter 209

The live stream chat exploded instantly.

"The big-eared thief is going to someone else's house to find a bathroom again? This feels so familiar!"

"The backyard, he's entered the backyard again!"

"If the Zhen family knew about the experiences of Cai Yong and Wang Yun, they wouldn't dare let Liu Bei go to the bathroom!"

"I honestly don't think Liu Bei has any ulterior motives this time."

"That's true, didn't you see he even let a maid lead the way?"

Liu Bei suddenly shouted,

"Where are you taking me?"

The maid was startled,

"Lord Xuande, please forgive me, it was the Young Lady who told me to do this!"

Liu Bei:??

A young girl of about ten years old flashed out, her eyes large and bright.

She bowed gracefully,

"This young maiden, Zhen Mi, greets Lord Xuande."

Liu Bei sized up Zhen Mi; her features were like a painting, her temperament unique, and she was breathtakingly beautiful—she would definitely be a peerless beauty in the future.

"It's actually Zhen Mi! She's already this beautiful now; what will she be like in a few years?"

Liu Bei praised her inwardly!

Little Zhen Mi blushed; this Liu Xuande's eyes were so bright, looking at him made one's heart beat so fast...

The live stream chat exploded directly.

"Damn it, that was reckless. Liu Bei, couldn't you just actually go to the bathroom?!"

"This little girl is truly beautiful. In a few years, she'll definitely be on par with Diao Chan and Beauty Feng!"

"Big-eared thief, I advise you to be kind!"

"Big-eared thief, don't you dare mess around!"

"Young Lady Zhen Mi, don't be fooled by that creepy uncle!"

Liu Bei laughed,

"Young Lady Zhen, what is it you seek me for?"

537 Zhen Mi's dark eyes rolled,

"Lord Xuande, you are a hero of the world, saving the people from suffering."

Liu Bei thought, *This little Zhen Mi is buttering me up first? Interesting. *

"And so? What is it you need?"

Zhen Mi rolled her pretty eyes, meaning: *Can't you let a person finish speaking? *

Liu Bei, helpless, let Zhen Mi continue.

"Lord Xuande, you take the world as your own responsibility and possess a spirit of chivalry. Previously, Yuan Shu intended to forcibly seize the commoner woman, Lady Feng, but was saved by you."

Liu Bei hadn't expected that Beauty Feng's experience had been processed by the world into a little story and spread widely.

Zhen Mi changed her tone, her voice like a lark, speaking rapidly,

"My elder sister, Zhen Jiang, has skin like congealed fat, bright eyes and white teeth, is kind and virtuous, and also understands business..."

The live stream chat instantly surged with many comments.

"This little girl can really talk!"

"Why is this girl starting to praise her own sister while talking?"

"This is a sales pitch; Mi Zhu seemed to have done this before too!"

"The big-eared thief couldn't be that lucky, could he!"

"Monstrous! I've already lost my mind!"

Liu Bei waved his hand to stop Zhen Mi's self-promotion,

"Alright, I admit your sister is very outstanding, so what?"

Zhen Mi furrowed her delicate brows,

"Lord Xuande, you are an enlightened lord, how can you not have any patience? I still have thousands of words left to say!"

Liu Bei almost let out a miserable cry,

"Young Lady, just say what you need to say, I'll agree to it all."

He was already a bit dizzy from drinking, and Zhen Mi's little mouth had been chattering away,

Liu Bei wished he could find something to plug her mouth; she was too good at talking!

The netizens were amused.

"Haha, the big-eared thief has his days too!"

"If this little Zhen Mi were doing live streams in the modern era, she'd definitely be top-tier; she's beautiful and especially good at talking!"

"Why can't I run into such good fortune!"

"I don't care about Zhen Jiang, I just want a sister-in-law like Zhen Mi!"

Zhen Mi smiled triumphantly; it seemed her speech was well-prepared, as even Lord Xuande had been convinced by her.

She stepped closer and whispered,

"Lord Xuande, Yuan Shao's nephew, Gao Gan, saw me and my sister on the city wall a few days ago and instantly developed lecherous intentions. He actually wants to take my sister as a concubine! With that ghostly look of his, he's dreaming!"

"By the way, it was that time you defeated Wen Chou in one move; that move was really handsome! Wen Chou is known as invincible in Hebei..."

Liu Bei was defeated.

This little girl was definitely an artist with divergent thinking; she was just cursing Gao Gan, and now she was vividly recounting that day's experience like a storyteller.

"Zhen Mi is actually a chatterbox? That's something I didn't expect! The legendary lady? What's going on!"

Liu Bei coughed to remind Zhen Mi that she seemed to have gone off-topic.

Zhen Mi felt a bit embarrassed and said crisply,

"In short, it's because you made me—um, I mean, you made my sister distracted, and she got targeted by Gao Gan, so you have to take responsibility."

"How do you want me to take responsibility?"

Zhen Mi leaned in closer,

"Of course, by taking my sister as a concubine. Although my sister would be at a slight disadvantage as a concubine, I think highly of you."

Liu Bei looked at Zhen Mi,

"Is it you who thinks highly of me, or your sister? Marriage is a major life event, not child's play; you can't just mess around. Have you asked your sister's thoughts?"

The live stream chat wailed in unison.

"Young Lady Zhen Mi, come find me to take responsibility, I'm willing!"

"This is a setup! Big-eared thief, don't you dare agree, let me agree!"

"An ancient version of a marriage scam!"

"Young Lady Zhen Mi, come at me!"

"The big-eared thief is still pretending; I'm speechless!"

Zhen Mi rolled her eyes at Liu Bei,

"Of course it's my sister. If she didn't like you, could I be like this?"

"Actually, my third brother told Mother yesterday that he wanted to marry my sister to you, but unfortunately, my second brother doesn't want to offend Yuan Shao, so things have been at a stalemate."

"My sister was so happy at the time, but with this matter shelved, she's been so sad today she hasn't eaten anything."