[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-three-kingdoms-game-i-roleplay-as-the-big-eared-":3,"chapter-three-kingdoms-game-i-roleplay-as-the-big-eared--three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-31":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Three Kingdoms Game: I Play as Big-Eared Liu, Netizens Collapse",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2026160,3063,"Chapter 31","three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-31",31,"\u003Cp>At Cai Yong’s residence, the hall was filled with guests, and the noise was deafening.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yong was a famous cultural figure and calligrapher, but his official career had been very bumpy. He had previously offended people and fled to Jiangdong to avoid disaster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although many people came this time, the highest-ranking official was Lu Zhi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Minister Lu, your arrival is a great honor. I failed to welcome you from afar.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Group chat 371729119]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yong cupped his hands and laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Zhi laughed,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother Brother Bojie, you just returned from Jiangdong, so I had to come and see you. We haven’t discussed poetry, songs, and calligraphy for a long time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two exchanged pleasantries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Zhi looked at Liu Bei behind him,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Liu Xuande, come quickly and greet Uncle Cai.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei thought to himself, “Uncle? That’s too distant. Father-in-law would be better...” ===== CHAPTER 62 =====\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Liu Bei cupped his hands and bowed deeply,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Liu Liu Xuande greets Uncle Cai.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh? You are Liu Liu Xuande, the most prized disciple of Brother Zigan? I heard of you when I passed through Xiaopei. The people’s evaluation of you is very high; they say you are the best county magistrate. Not bad, very not bad.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Zhi laughed loudly. Seeing his disciple being praised, he felt very proud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei repeatedly claimed he didn’t deserve it, saying he had only done his duty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yong stroked his beard and sighed deeply,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In this day and age, being able to do one’s duty well is already very good.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He and Lu Zhi looked at each other, feeling very indignant about the imperial court being controlled by the Ten Eunuchs, but they had no way to deal with it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come, come, let’s go inside and drink.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei followed Lu Zhi and met a wave of people, but didn’t see any famous people from later generations.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He drank a few people under the table, left the main hall, and headed toward the inner rooms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The barrage began to increase,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn, what does Liu Liu Daer want to do?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“He isn’t going to give Cai Yong a green hat, is he?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Maybe Liu Bei is just going to the bathroom first! You are all prejudiced!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I don’t believe it. Liu Bei is such a scumbag—flirting with Gan Mei during the day and going to steal fragrance at night?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei arrived at the backyard,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>when suddenly a crisp female voice called out to him,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who are you? What are you doing in the backyard?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei turned his head and looked, his eyes lighting up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A sweet-looking, peerlessly beautiful girl with a scholarly air was standing there gracefully, looking him over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei knew that this charming girl with a unique temperament must be Cai Yan, the number one talented woman of the Three Kingdoms; no one else had this temperament.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I want a son much smarter than A Dou, I must have a smart mother; the genes must be good.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei secretly praised his own wisdom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He cupped his hands and said,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Young Lady, I am Liu Bei, Liu Liu Xuande. I came with my teacher, Lu Zhi, for the banquet. Nature called, and I accidentally took the wrong turn.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The barrage in the livestream instantly increased,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Liu Daer thief is indeed not a good person!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I knew it! He definitely has bad intentions!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This little beauty is so pretty, and she has a scholarly air! Her temperament is so fresh!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Liu Daer thief, have you considered Lady Gan at home!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Scumbag!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Liu Liu Xuande?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan was stunned, her dark, large eyes staring at Liu Bei. She felt that aside from his ears being a bit large, Liu Bei was indeed handsome.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You are the County Magistrate of Xiaopei? The Liu Liu Xuande who traveled a thousand miles to deliver Master Lu?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei cupped his hands,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That is indeed me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan looked at Liu Bei,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I heard from the people of Xiaopei that you are very learned and should be a smart person.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei nodded to himself. It seems talented women also like handsome, smart men.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He shook his head,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve only read a few years of books; I’m just average.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan’s mouth twitched. This Liu Liu Xuande looked humble, but he was actually a bit arrogant!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She looked at the stars in the sky,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Liu Liu Xuande, what do you think the stars in the sky are?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei was stunned. This question was truly too simple; even an elementary school student knew! But the ancients didn’t know.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He paused,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Every star is a sun.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan shook her head,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Impossible. If they are all suns, why are they so small and their light so weak?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei looked at Cai Yan,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The reason is simple: they are far away. Depending on the distance of an object, the size you see is different.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei walked a few steps closer to Cai Yan,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Look, we are so close now—do I look a bit bigger?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan instantly blushed, took two steps back, and rested her chin on her hand, thinking,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What you said seems to make some sense.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei laughed,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is actually very simple.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan felt offended. She had been thinking about this for years, and he actually said it was simple!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmph! Liu Liu Xuande, let me ask you: if you were alone and had to fill the entire hall in the time it takes for a stick of incense to burn, what would you do?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei: ? The girl is playing brain teasers with me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He laughed,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lady Cai, that’s very simple. Just light a candle, and won’t the entire hall be filled?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan was startled. This Liu Liu Xuande has some substance!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her eyes rolled,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What has no feet but can walk the world?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei waved his hand,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Group chat 371729119]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You just came from Jiangdong, so naturally, it’s by boat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What can you steal that isn’t a crime?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Naturally, it’s stealing a smile!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan was disheveled. She had accumulated these bits of knowledge for over a decade, and not a single one had stumped this Liu Liu Xuande!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She still wanted to ask, ===== CHAPTER 63 =====\u003C\u002Fp>",1047,"2026-06-15T20:59:23.652Z","2026-06-15T21:06:20.375Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","b6518ba6bf7a22d7129e24f8e1e175e7b0251454a9810bb4e47287bee1a440de","three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-32","three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-30",418,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthree-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-cover.jpg"]