[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-three-kingdoms-game-i-roleplay-as-the-big-eared-":3,"chapter-three-kingdoms-game-i-roleplay-as-the-big-eared--three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-33":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Three Kingdoms Game: I Play as Big-Eared Liu, Netizens Collapse",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2026162,3063,"Chapter 33: The big-eared thief is using primary school textbooks to woo the greatest talent of the late Han?!","three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-33",33,"\u003Cp>Upon returning to the relay station, Liu Bei naturally let Lady Gan help him apply cupping therapy to vent his internal heat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lady Gan nestled in Liu Bei’s arms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Husband, are you not taking me to Hedong?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei patted Lady Gan’s beautiful, jade-white back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I am going to Hedong to fight a war this time. I fear for your safety if I bring you, and besides, with all the sleeping in the open, what if my little Lady Gan gets thin or falls ill?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lady Gan was moved internally. \"Husband, you treat me so well, wuwu.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But I want to follow you and take care of your daily needs.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei had no choice but to \"persuade\" her to sleep.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I want you to stay in Luoyang to study and improve yourself.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lady Gan? Study? What on earth?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next morning,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei rode his horse to the banks of the Luo River, south of Luoyang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scenery here was beautiful, and tourists were as thick as weavers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fei muttered,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Big Brother, I had an appointment to spar with Zhao Zilong at the military camp. Why did you drag me to this Luo River?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei looked at the banks of the Luo River.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't you think this scenery is beautiful?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fei rolled his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Big Brother, I am a rough man. Can you eat beautiful scenery?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei nearly choked; what Zhang Fei said made perfect sense—it really couldn't be eaten!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh, there is no communicating with you! I urgently need a talented woman to share my heart with!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei saw a graceful, slender figure—it was Cai Yan!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her hair was like a dark cloud, her face like a peach blossom, her brows as light as spring mountains, her eyes swirling like autumn waves; her temperament was gentle and refined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, she was somewhat shy; after all, it was her first date.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei waved his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Little Lady Cai, what a coincidence.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan cursed inwardly: *What coincidence? Wasn't it me who invited you?*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She gave a sweet smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Commandant Liu is also here to enjoy the scenery? That truly is a coincidence.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright, Zhang Yide, go and spar with Zhao Zilong. You are not needed here.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fei?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt like a tool—discarded as soon as he was used!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei told him to leave, but he refused; he followed them quietly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei couldn't be bothered with him; he was already chatting with Cai Yan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Liu Liu Xuande, do you think there is a Chang'e on the moon?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There shouldn't be; otherwise, she would have frozen to death long ago.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How so?\" Cai Yan was very curious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Because there are no clouds on the moon like ours in the sky. The sun shines directly, causing the surface temperature to be very high, and when there is no sunlight, it dissipates heat very quickly...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan was left stunned by his explanation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don't quite understand.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei explained carefully,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Think about it: on a cloudy day, isn't it less hot? That's because the clouds reflect the sunlight back...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan said with some admiration,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How do you know so much? You're amazing!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei smiled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Like you, I just like to ponder things when I have nothing to do.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But I think what you say makes a lot of sense.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan looked at Liu Bei with beautiful eyes, and something different appeared in them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And I feel very happy chatting with you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The livestream room exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If Little Lady Cai had gone through our nine-year compulsory education, she wouldn't be fooled by the big-eared thief!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The big-eared thief is using primary school textbooks to woo a girl, and he's wooing the greatest talent of the late Han?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The way Little Lady Cai looks at Liu Bei has changed. Talented women really do value intelligence!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Over here, Liu Bei and Cai Yan were walking along the bank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two chatted more and more congenially.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What? You say our earth is a sphere?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan was shocked again!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei demonstrated for Cai Yan,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Look at the sailboat in the distance; why do we see the sails first and then the ship?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan was bright and quick-witted; she understood instantly and grabbed Liu Bei's hand excitedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wow, why didn't I think of that before? You are too amazing!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei smiled.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Miss Cai, I am very happy chatting with you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan’s face turned red instantly; she quickly let go of her hand, her voice very soft,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother Liu, chatting with you is also very interesting.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She felt a sense of loss,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s a pity, my father intends to marry me off to the Wei family, and I don't want that.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan had originally been indifferent, but after spending two days in contact with Liu Bei, she had developed a fondness for this learned and talented man.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking that she would become someone’s wife in the future and would no longer be able to discuss astronomy and geography with Liu Bei, she felt very distressed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei seemed taken aback,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wei Zhongdao? The Wei family intends for you to perform a 'blessing marriage' to ward off bad luck, right? As far as I know, this Wei Zhongdao has been frail and sickly since childhood, and it has become even more serious recently.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan’s face turned pale,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How could the Wei family do such a thing!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei continued to stir the pot,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"According to my friends, I fear this Wei Zhongdao will hardly last half a year. If you marry into that family, sigh, not only will you suffer, but I fear you will also be branded a jinx.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan’s body trembled slightly; she was bright and quick-witted, and upon thinking of this, her face inevitably turned pale!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei suddenly grabbed her delicate, jade-like hand,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Miss Cai, I felt like I had known you forever the moment we met. Your talent and your intelligence are deeply imprinted in my heart. In this life, I will marry no one but you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei picked up a stone weighing several hundred pounds from nearby,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Miss Cai, look at my strength; one must have a healthy body, after all.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cai Yan’s face turned beet red, and she looked around,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother Liu, put the stone down quickly, others are watching!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei’s outpouring of affection had completely dazed Cai Yan. As a young girl, she had never experienced such a display and was left completely stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had just been fearing her own fate, and Liu Bei had provided the solution? This?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Fei, who was observing from the shadows, was bewildered,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What the hell, Big Brother was chatting away, why did he go to lift a stone!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The live stream’s chat exploded instantly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Big! Ear! Thief! Let go of your hand, let me do it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Miss Cai, don't you dare agree to him!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Liu Bei is truly a scumbag, his flirting skills are top-notch!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lifting stones to pick up girls, the Big-Eared Thief really thinks of everything!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Big-Eared Thief must have learned from that poaching expert Xu Damao: first slander the opponent, then highlight your own advantages...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So what if you win over Miss Cai? In this day and age, you have to win over the father-in-law, and Cai Yong clearly wants to climb the social ladder!\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1236,"2026-06-15T20:59:23.652Z","2026-06-15T21:06:20.375Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","544705aaab43e9e418122e885d98034e7fe25f45e5073ca06827c76c021aabd3","three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-34","three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-32",418,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthree-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-cover.jpg"]