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Chapter 58: Guo Jia: If I have a good tolerance for alcohol, I have to be a military advisor

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Guo Jia shook his head.

"I say it's not enough, so it's not enough. If you want to convince me, you have to be able to drink more than me!"

Zhang Fei was angry.

"Fine! Today I'll drink you to death!"

He grabbed a jar of wine and started chugging it directly!

"Good man!"

Guo Jia's figure was thin, but he was also heroic; he grabbed a jar of wine and also chugged it fiercely!

Liu Bei's mouth twitched. He felt this Guo Jia was just here to scam wine.

"Very good. You've scammed my wine, so don't even think about running away later!"

An hour later,

Zhang Fei's body swayed, and he leaned against the table.

"I didn't expect that you, being so thin, could drink so much!"

Guo Jia was also flushed, and his body couldn't sit straight anymore.

"Hmph, I, Guo Fengxiao, have never feared anyone when it comes to drinking!"

"Thump!"

Just after Guo Jia finished speaking, he collapsed to the ground, drunk and unconscious.

Liu Bei tossed some money to the innkeeper and asked for Guo Jia's address.

"Zilong, go to this Guo Fengxiao's house and send one million coins. Say he is my, Liu Bei's, military advisor and has gone to fight with me."

Zhao Yun:??

He felt he needed to say something.

"My lord, although we didn't gain anything from coming to Yingchuan this time, we can't just grab a drunkard and..."

Zhang Fei also said,

"Big Brother, what's the situation? Aside from being good at drinking, I don't see anything different about this kid."

Liu Bei waved his hand.

"Having a good tolerance for alcohol is also a skill. There will be many places where he'll be useful later."

Just now, while drinking, Guo Jia's performance was just so-so. If Liu Bei hadn't known history, he really would have been fooled by him.

Zhang Fei felt that what Liu Bei said made a lot of sense.

"Big Brother is wise! Drinking is also a skill! My skills are huge!"

Lady Gan... "Husband recruits people so casually?"

The broadcast room laughed out loud.

"Liu Big-Ears is acting out of spite!"

"He didn't recruit anyone at Yingchuan Academy, so he just picked up a drunkard?"

"Does he think top-tier strategists are cabbages on the street? Just pick them up?"

"Picking up Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun is one thing—does he think his luck is always heaven-defying?"

"Big-Ears thief, return my Miss Gan!"

"Uh."

Guo Jia felt his head splitting with pain.

He had blacked out yesterday, and he slowly recalled.

"I scammed a meal of wine from an outsider at the restaurant. That outsider had very large ears and was an okay person, but unfortunately, his foundation wasn't deep, and it would be hard for him to achieve anything."

"Wait, why am I in a carriage!"

Guo Jia rubbed his face, sobered up slightly, and lifted the curtain to look.

"Damn!"

He was no longer in Yingchuan city, but in the wilderness, surrounded by over a thousand soldiers marching in orderly formation.

"Mr. Guo is awake."

Liu Bei drove his horse over with a kind smile.

Guo Jia's heart skipped a beat. He cupped his hands.

"Brother Xuande, why did you bring me out? It's about to rain, and I haven't collected the clothes at home!"

Liu Bei laughed.

"Sir has great talent. We chatted about the situation of the Great Han, which enlightened me, and you even agreed to be my military advisor and go to Hedong to wipe out the Baibo Army!"

Guo Jia:??

He asked suspiciously,

"Did I really say that?"

He turned to Zhang Fei. This guy had a good tolerance for alcohol and was straightforward; he shouldn't lie.

Zhang Fei snorted.

"Of course. My Big Brother doesn't know why he took a fancy to you, a drunkard. You even said you were intellectually outstanding and that being a military advisor was a waste of your talent!"

"Isn't it just having a good tolerance for alcohol? Bah!"

Guo Jia:??

"Did I really say that?"

He was even more suspicious and looked at the upright Zhao Yun.

This warrior was righteous and would certainly not lie to deceive him!

"Brother Zilong, did I really say that?"

Zhao Yun coughed once.

"Not only did you say it, you even reported your family background, and my lord sent one million coins to your house as an advance on your salary."

Guo Jia looked up at the sky, completely disheveled.

"Drinking ruins things!"

He hadn't expected that he had actually sold himself while drunk!

He thought to himself, "I've already been deliberately low-key. Could it be that I have too much talent and accidentally let it show?!"

Guo Jia shook his head and sighed long.

"Sigh, Brother Xuande, do you have any wine? I need to calm my nerves!"

Liu Bei laughed loudly.

"Wine, there must be plenty. I bought a cart of good wine—enough for us to drink until we reach Hedong!"

"However, drinking hurts the body. You should try to drink less."

Guo Jia waved his hand.

"I'm a bit confused right now. Drinking some wine makes my brain turn faster."

The broadcast room laughed out loud.

"Drinking ruins things, and you still need to drink to calm your nerves? Amazing!"

"This confused look of Guo Jia is so cute; I've already made it into an emoji!"

"The Big-Ears thief is truly not picky!"

"Recruiting a military advisor so casually? A good tolerance for alcohol is enough to be a military advisor?!"

"The Big-Ears thief can't recruit children of great clans, but he shouldn't be this lazy." ===== CHAPTER 59 =====

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