[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-three-kingdoms-game-i-roleplay-as-the-big-eared-":3,"chapter-three-kingdoms-game-i-roleplay-as-the-big-eared--three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-59":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Three Kingdoms Game: I Play as Big-Eared Liu, Netizens Collapse",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2026188,3063,"Chapter 59","three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-59",59,"\u003Cp>It is a pity that Liu Bei will soon be a fugitive on the run.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wang Yun is using the beauty trap to send Dong Zhuo to Changancheng; I still have time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei pondered in his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wang Yun has the grace of raising Diao Chan; I still need to find a pretext to make Wang Yun willingly offer her up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Liu Bei left the backyard, Diao Chan walked out from behind a pillar, her eyes sorrowful as she bowed gracefully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alas, will I only be able to see him once in this lifetime? Take care, Lord Liu.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The live stream chat was flooded with many more comments.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The girl is very beautiful, but why is her judgment so poor? That Big-Eared Thief is no good man!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Diao Chan, dear, please be more careful.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Big-Eared Thief might not be a jackal, but he is definitely a lecher!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Such a beautiful young lady; I will be very sad if I can't see her anymore.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why are there no beauties in other live streams? Every time I click on the Big-Eared Thief's, there's one!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei did not know that because of Diao Chan, the popularity of the Xia Kingdom's live stream had surged significantly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Liu Bei walked out of the inner courtyard, he happened to see Wang Yun enthusiastically seeing Cao Cao off from the secret chamber.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three of them looked at each other, all somewhat surprised!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yun: \"?? That direction seems to be my backyard!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao hurriedly hid the Seven-Star Precious Sword in his sleeve!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei coughed once.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Minister Wang, your estate is too large; I was drunk and took the wrong turn.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One must always find an excuse when walking out of someone else's backyard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Yun and Cao Cao both scoffed; Liu Bei's tolerance for alcohol was famously good—who was he trying to fool!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao thought to himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Last time Liu Bei took the wrong turn, he met Lady Cai; what about this time?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The live stream also exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The expressions of these three could be turned into memes.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Haha, too funny. Wang Yun's expression seems both fearful and angry!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Boss Cao is discussing major affairs of the world, preparing to assassinate Dong Zhuo, while the Big-Eared Thief is picking up girls—what a huge gap!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I didn't expect Cao Cao to be such an angry youth; he's a bit impulsive.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old thief Wang Yun is treacherous, instigating others to do this while hiding behind to reap the benefits!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm starting to support the Big-Eared Thief in tricking Diao Chan away.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three of them, each harboring their own ulterior motives, laughed loudly before returning to their respective homes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Bei returned home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Zhang Yide, Zhao Zilong, prepare yourselves; we may leave Luoyang at any time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Understood!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next afternoon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao, clutching the Seven-Star Precious Sword, arrived at Dong Zhuo's mansion, feeling both excited and somewhat anxious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as he entered the door, he ran into Li Ru.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao's heart skipped a beat, though he remained calm on the surface.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li Ru smiled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Meng De has come again today; the Prime Minister is in the small pavilion.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>He cursed inwardly; between Cao Mengde and Liu Liu Xuande, the bootlicking was so competitive that even he, Dong Zhuo's son-in-law, was being outdone!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao cursed inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old thief Dong Zhuo must have harmed someone again last night.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He arrived at the small pavilion and found it exceptionally quiet—it was the perfect opportunity to strike!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unexpectedly, just as he reached the entrance of the pavilion, he was met with a heavy blow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The burly Lu Bu stood at the entrance, holding his Painted Halberd...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"With Lu Bu here, I cannot succeed!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although Cao Cao wanted to assassinate Dong Zhuo, he wasn't hot-headed enough to want to die himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Meng De, why are you late today?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Zhuo clearly hadn't rested well and was somewhat groggy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao had a flash of inspiration.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My lord, it is only because my mount is weak and unable to travel quickly, which is why I am late.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Zhuo laughed heartily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why didn't you say so earlier if your horse was weak? Good horses are the one thing we have plenty of in Xiliang.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fengxian, my son!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Present.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Go and personally select a fine Xiliang horse for Meng De.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Understood!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Bu strode forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Lu Bu leave, Cao Cao felt much more at ease and began chatting with Dong Zhuo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, Dong Zhuo began yawning repeatedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Meng De, I will sleep for a while. When Liu Xuande arrives later, we shall continue drinking!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao hurriedly helped Dong Zhuo lie down, his heart secretly rejoicing—what a heaven-sent opportunity!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Zhuo soon began to snore!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao knew the moment had arrived; he looked around, and there was no one outside!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He quietly drew the Seven-Star Precious Sword.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unfortunately, Cao Cao was just a novice assassin; the Seven-Star Precious Sword was too shiny, and a beam of white light reflected off a bronze mirror into Dong Zhuo's eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Meng De? What are you doing!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Zhuo opened his eyes abruptly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao trembled all over, breaking out in a cold sweat; he didn't want to perish with Dong Zhuo!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, Dong Zhuo was a warrior by trade, and Cao Cao might not even be a match for the fat Dong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Bu happened to walk in as well!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, Cao Cao was quick-witted and changed his stabbing motion to holding the sword up with both hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Prime Minister, I recently obtained a Seven-Star Precious Sword and wish to present it to you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Zhuo groggily took the sword.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A fine sword, a fine sword!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Bu was somewhat suspicious; Cao Mengde's presentation of the sword just now didn't seem very sincere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sweat was already beading on Cao Cao's forehead; he forced himself to remain calm, though he was regretting it to death inside!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao could no longer worry about the failed assassination or the loss of a good sword; he made an excuse to go see the horse Lu Bu had chosen, slipped out of the Prime Minister's mansion, and bolted toward the city gate!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Bu's reaction time was a bit slow; his brain only caught up then, and he reported the incident to Dong Zhuo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two simpletons were half-convinced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn't until Li Ru arrived to offer a plan, suggesting that if they summoned Cao Cao now and he didn't dare to come, it would prove his guilt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long after.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Scouts reported that Cao Cao had ridden a fine Xiliang horse and left the city with Hu Ren carrying shields, claiming he was on official business for the Prime Minister!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dong Zhuo was furious, his heart completely broken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cao Mengde, despite how well I treated you, you actually wanted to kill me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Quick, lead men to pursue and kill Cao Cao! I want to execute this thief myself!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Guandong people cannot be trusted!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Bu, Li Jue, and others whipped their horses frantically, leading men to pursue Cao Cao.\u003C\u002Fp>",1181,"2026-06-15T20:59:23.652Z","2026-06-15T21:06:20.375Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","8dd6625dddff31d6a246cb779343f9d936d14656746e3d6fc2b4c9013695026e","three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-60","three-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-chapter-58",418,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthree-kingdoms-game-i-play-as-big-eared-liu-neti-cover.jpg"]