Chapter 221: Are you the King of Yama? !

"Oh, stop fighting! Stop fighting! I surrender!"
"I said I surrendered, but who is still kicking my ass!"
"I'm going to be angry!"
"Ahhh!"
The bullhead lay on the ground and started roaring loudly, as if venting his anger.
The three of them, Tom and Mu, who were still attacking, looked at each other and stopped their beatings for a moment.
"Hoo ho ho!"
Niutou panted heavily, feelingWhen no one hit me anymore, I relaxed a little.
"You, you guys."
Niutou raised his head and saw Li Ang sighing at his fist, then rounding his fist and hitting it hard on the head!
"How dare you get angry! Look at me with those big nostrils! I've long seen Maomao Huang playing tricks, and sending Huang Qiao away from the Yellow Harrier."
Niutou covered his head and felt aggrieved: "I was born like this."
"How dare you talk back!"
Li Ang jumped back and shook his head at the horse next to him: "Come on! Beat it!"
"After all, we are also colleagues. Isn't it bad to do this?"
Ma Mian was a little more reserved.
But before Li Ang could speak again, Ma Mian had already taken out his own steel fork and started to use it.
Holding a steel fork, he hit the bull's butt hard!
"Moo!"
The cow's head was hit hard, its head raised, and it even screamed.
"I've long disliked you! Why do you have to have an ox-headed and horse-faced cp team! A very good-looking mare came here some time ago. I wanted to transfer a team to combine with her, but the boss didn't agree. You have to have a ox-headed and horse-faced team. Group, maintain the face of the underworld!"
"Bah! There is no day off all year round, and the salary is so low! If it weren't for the fact that there are no labor laws in the underworld, I would have filed a lawsuit long ago. You really are a cow!"
"We work hard every day! Involution every day! Others don't want to rest! Do you know what the world calls us now? They call us cows and horses! Cows and horses!"
The more Ma Mian talked, the more excited he became. Holding a steel fork in his hand, he frantically greeted the bull head.
Li Ang and Tang Mu were both frightened.
They stood aside and watched the horse beat the bull head violently. The expressions on both of their faces were very exaggerated.
Obviously, he didn't expect that Ma Mian, a fellow colleague, would be so ruthless.

"Wow, you won't beat it to death, will you?"
Li Ang poked his head behind the horse.
While speaking, Li Ang bit his right hand again and took a deep breath: "It was beaten to tears..."
Tang Mu stood beside Li Ang, crossed his arms and nodded seriously.
Then he took out a small bottle from somewhere and ran directly towards the beaten bull head.
Seeing that the cow head actually cried, Tom quickly put the mouth of the bottle close to the cow head's eyes and caught all the tears it shed.
Cow's tears are a good thing.
Able to allow ordinary people to see ghosts.
Ordinary cow tears have such a good effect, but the tears from cow heads should have better effects?
That's what Tom thought, so he couldn't waste it.
"Tick tock"
Seeing the last tear fall, Tang Mu glanced at Niutou dissatisfied.
Why don't you cry anymore.
There are only two bottles.
Li Ang also ran over at this time.
He looked at the bottle in Tang Mu's hand, then at the cow's head, and suddenly said in surprise: "Cow's tears! What a great idea!"
"Don't worry, I have a solution!"
As he spoke, Li Ang began to dig into his coat pockets.
After a while, he took out a bottle of pepper.
Tom Mu also took out a few large chili peppers.
While feeding the cow's head chili pepper, sprinkle the pepper into its eyes.
Although it was the first time that Tang Mu and Li Ang met.
But he seems to be very tacit about persecuting others.
A person and a cat look at each other, feeling quite sympathetic to each other.
After Tang Mu and Li Ang's operations, Niutou's tears flowed down again.
"Hurry up, hurry up, don't waste it."
Li Ang urged Tang Mu to catch the cow's tears, and he also took a bottle and pointed it at the other eye of the cow's head.
Ma Mian couldn't help but shake his head when he saw the actions of Tang Mu and Li Ang, and quickly took two steps back.
I am afraid that these two evil stars will attack me.
Niutou's eyes were filled with tears and his vision was blurry.
Looking at Tang Mu and Li Ang, their expressions were very sad and angry: "You two are really not human."
"G! That's wrong. I'm a ghost now, not a human being."
Li Ang didn't care what Niutou said at all.
Tom Mu stretched out his paw and waved it in front of the bull's head, his meaning becoming more obvious.
I am a cat, not a human being.
Niutou clenched his fist angrily: "Damn it! There's no one here."
Half an hour later.
Hell.
The bull head with a bruised nose and swollen face and the horse face with a relaxed and happy face led the way.
"Master Cat, it's not that I don't want to let people go, there are rules here. If everyone can be resurrected after death, not only the human world, but also the three realms will be in chaos. The little god really cannot bear this responsibility."
The extremely battered Niu Tou no longer had the arrogance he had before. Although he had successfully introduced Li Ang's soul into the underworld, his words began to become humble and cautious.
Ma Mian seemed to have vented his grievances, and finally started to speak for Niu Tou.
"Niutou is right about this. The rules are the rules. This is not something that we, the shady little gods, can change without authorization. We simply cannot bear the punishment when the time comes."
"What's more, Li Ang's life span in this life has expired. It is recorded in the book of life and death that he has suffered this disaster. No one can change this established fact."
Similarly, on the way to the underworld, NiuTouma Mian has already said a lot.
Tang Mu also knew that no matter how hard he tried to embarrass these two villains, he probably wouldn't be able to achieve his goals.
In this case, let's go to the underworld with them.
Although I have a way to resurrect Li Ang.
Just put Li Ang's soul into his body.
But in this case, just like what Minotaur Horse Face said, if you break the rules of life and death, you will definitely get into big trouble.
When the Yin soldiers come up to capture Li Ang personally, Tang Mu will definitely resist.
There is definitely nothing the Yin soldiers can do against Tang Mu.
But in the end, in order to solve the problem, I still had to go to the underworld for a long time.
In this case, it is better to just follow the bull-headed horse-faced man to the underworld now.
It would be wiser to clarify the matter with the underworld talker and directly resolve the trouble once and for all.
The underworld is quite large. Although the legendary King Yama is very famous, he is not the biggest priest in the underworld.
After all, he is only one of the Ten Halls of Yama.
It's just that the underworld in each world is different due to the setting reasons.
Agree, the size of the priesthood will also cause a certain amount of confusion and cannot be unified.
Most of the time, fame determines everything.
King Yama is undoubtedly very famous.
From the mouth of the bull-headed horse-faced man, it can be known that the one above them is King Yama.
This time, Tang Mu went directly to King Yama, and there was a high probability that the matter could be solved.
"This poor man really has no food to eat. Can you please do me a favor and ask my son to burn some paper money for me?"
The environment in the underworld was not as bad as Tang Mu imagined. Although it felt a little gloomy, everything else was fine.
To use an analogy, it is a cloudy day with a bit of fog, and the body temperature is about 10 degrees.
There are quite a lot of buildings here, and Tom Mu even saw many ghosts building new houses.
There are buildings from various dynasties in ancient times here, and even skyscrapers in modern society are being built.
It feels a bit like a film and television city.
As soon as Tang Mu and the others came down, they saw the ghost of an old man there asking for a trick.
Yin Chai seemed a little impatient, but he still agreed, but he still needed to go through some procedures.
Seeing that Tom Mu seemed a little curious.
Niutou's thick lips squirmed, and he still said: "The underworld also has an economic system. Mr. Cat, don't look at me with that look. Although we have lived for a long time, we often go to the human world to capture our souls. We are not interested in modern times." I still have some understanding, the underworld also needs to keep pace with the times."
"Ghosts who enter the underworld cannot be reincarnated immediately. There will naturally be consumption in the process, and of course an economic system is required."
"In addition to working in the underworld to make money, if your family in the human world burns money, the ghosts in the underworld can also get it, but they will be converted into real underworld coins according to the exchange rate."
"Like the person just now, who usually behaves quite honestly, as long as the procedures are normal, he will be given a certain right to dream. If he is not usually honest, let alone dreaming, reincarnation will not be available for them for the time being, and they will all be thrown into hell to serve their sentences."
"Of course, we only promise to entrust the dream. Whether the superiors will give you money depends on whether their descendants will be filial or not."
Tom nodded, expressing understanding.
Seemingly thinking of something, Tom Mu looked up at the bull head again.
Although he didn't open his mouth, Niutou already understood Tang Mu's thoughts from Tang Mu's big eyes.
"Are you asking what's going on with the ghosts in the world?"
Niutou roughly introduced: "The world is divided into yin and yang, the heaven is pure yang, the underworld is pure yin. The human world is half yin and half yang, yin and yang are chaotic, and yin and yang are balanced."
"A large part of the underworld overlaps with the human world. Because of this, the concept of underworld is greater than hell, and the underworld is greater than hell."
"After a person dies, not all ghosts can enter the underworld. Some ghosts will become wandering souls wandering around the world. Most of these ghosts have concerns and refuse to leave. They have given up the opportunity of reincarnation."
"There are also some that, due to various external factors, eventually evolved into harmful ghosts or earth-bound spirits."
"Our ghost police have limited manpower, and we usually have to manage normal ghosts. Not every existence of such fierce ghosts and evil ghosts can be caught in time."
"Fortunately, there are still some heavenly masters who catch ghosts in the world, who can help share the pressure. Li Ang is one of them, and he is a special one, so he is the one who has a name here."
Listening to Niu Tou talk about this topic, Ma Mian felt depressed again.
It's just because there's not enough manpower that it's open year-round.
Ordinary people can live a long life, even if they live for a hundred years.
Even if you start working from birth, you only need to work for a hundred years.
As for them, as clergy, they inherently have the ability to live forever.
This line of work has been done for hundreds of years.
Let's not talk about whether the body can bear it, but the spirit cannot bear it.
These little gods can't resist yet.
Ordinary people are oppressed, but they can still fight.
Everyone is killed with one knife.
They are different, and together they are not enough to be suppressed by a person with great supernatural powers.
I have no choice but to do it this way.
Go fishing while working and have some fun in your free time.
If there are more people fishing, there will be no one to deal with the evil spirits in the world.
So if possible, they also want people like Li Ang to live longer and help them share some of the work.
However, it is already on the book of life and deathLi Ang's life and death have been recorded, but they can't do anything.
No matter where you are, the little people at the bottom have no human rights.
Even those at the lowest level are so tired, let alone others.
It's no wonder that some ghosts prefer to disappear as wandering souls and never reincarnate again.
"Okay, we are almost there, and the Lord of Hell is in Jiulun Palace in front."
This group of people seemed to be walking slowly, but in fact they were not moving very slowly.
Not long after, they moved as if teleporting and arrived at their destination this time.
Jiulun Palace is guarded by Yin soldiers.
But seeing that it was a bull-headed and horse-faced man waiting to bring people over, they did not stop them. The group quickly entered the palace and walked towards the Palace of the King of Hell.
Of course, ordinary ghosts are not qualified to meet King Yama.
Li Ang is a bit special, and he has a name with King Yama.
If released to the human world, this set of procedures would be equivalent to the big boss taking the time to take a look at the interns who performed well.
It's just that King Yama obviously doesn't know that it's not just the interns who are unusual this time.
Even the cat next to him is unusual.
"Sir, Li Ang is here."
The people below were extremely busy, but King Yama lay on the long desk and fell asleep while working.
Still seeing the bull-headed horse-faced man bringing Li Ang in front of him, the judge on the side couldn't stand it anymore and raised his foot to lightly kick King Yama's calf.
"ah?!"

The King of Hell was obviously awakened and sat upright.
That tall and burly figure is quite intimidating, but the action of sucking saliva deducted a lot of image points.
The big boss was in front of him. The bull-headed horse-faced man had just bowed to pay homage. Before he could speak, a dark shadow flashed beside him, and Tang Mu had already jumped onto the desk of Lord Yama.
Niutou Mamian was immediately startled by Tang Mu's rash action.
Looking at the cat in front of them, the two ghosts were so frightened that they were sweating profusely.
Afraid that the Lord of Hell would anger him, he quickly knelt down.
Tang Mu crossed his arms, with his left foot in front and his right foot in the back. His left foot was tapping time impatiently on the desk.
"Hey, kitten, do you want to die?"
The King of Hell, who looked a little sleepy just now, suddenly narrowed his eyes and came close to Tang Mu, sweeping towards Tang Mu with overwhelming power.
Tang Mu was not afraid at all, he just stared at the Lord of Hell.
"Oh? You said you want Li Ang to be resurrected? What are you thinking about? What qualifications do you have to say this to me."
"Oh? If I don't agree, what can you do to me? I have been the king of hell for so long, and this is the first time I have seen such a bold brat like you. Do you want to experience the eighteenth level of hell?"
This King of Hell seems really bored, and he can chat with an unknown cat soul for so long.
But I really didn't take Tang Mu seriously.
When Tang Mu heard this, he frowned and looked at the big face in front of him. Tang Mu pulled out his jaw like a drawer, took out a bottle full of soapy water and poured it in directly!
Seeing that Yama's mouth was filled with soapy water, Tang Mu pushed his lower jaw back again.
Lifting the chin of the King of Hell, he swallowed it all without any resistance.
"you!"
The King of Hell still wants to talk.
Li Ang, who had touched the back of the King of Hell at some point, also took out a baseball bat and hit the King of Hell hard on the head!
This blow immediately made the King of Hell feel dizzy.
Completely unable to make any resistance movement.
Although Tang Mu and Li Ang didn't have much communication.
But it is obvious that both parties are very opportunistic.
Both of these two men are fearless.
Seeing that Tang Mu took the lead at this time, Li Ang did not hesitate and started to cooperate with Tang Mu directly.
Tom ran away quickly, and soon he picked up a large pile of wooden boards from nowhere.
With a nail in his mouth and a hammer in his hand, Tom hammered away at the hammer.
A large rotating disk was quickly made.
Together with Li Ang, one person and one cat, they fixed the King of Hell on the disc with all their hands and feet. They held the handle on the side and rotated hard, and the King of Hell also rotated quickly.
After a while, Yama's eyes became bloodshot, he felt dizzy, and his stomach was churning.
"Hiccup!"
A burp came out, and the soapy water in Yama's stomach immediately reacted.
A huge bubble just spit out from his mouth.
Soap bubbles floated up to the sky.
The bull-headed, horse-faced, judge and black and white Wuchang on the side just looked at them and did not dare to step forward.
Both the cat and Li Ang acted too weird.
Having worked with the King of Hell for so long, they certainly know the strength of the King of Hell.
It is precisely because of their understanding that they are completely unable to understand the scene in front of them.
How strong do Tang Mu and Li Ang have to be to make the Lord of Hell defenseless?
Even the Prince of Hell has no ability to resist, so what can they do?
At this time, it's better to protect yourself wisely.
After Lord Yama was locked on the disc and spun for hundreds of times, he felt like he was no longer able to survive.
My stomach was churning, and when I opened my mouth, a lot of bubbles came out.
The good Palace of Hell has become a bit dreamy.
There are beautiful bubbles everywhere.
When Tang Mu raised his paw, Li Ang stopped.Turn the handle.
Only then did the King of Hell finally have some room to breathe.
Tang Mu spread his hands towards the King of Hell and asked him to take out the book of life and death.
Although he was tortured to death at this time, the Lord of Hell knew very well how important the relationship between the book of life and death was, so naturally he could not hand it over casually.
"Hiccup! Book of Life and Death, you, Hiccup! Book of Life and Death, you dare to make ideas! Hiccup! Are you really not afraid of being hunted down by the three realms! Hiccup!"
The King of Hell really didn't expect that he would encounter such two evil stars, and now he keeps hiccupping whenever he opens his mouth.
Thinking about how he was a King of Hell, he had never suffered such grievances. At this moment, he was extremely angry in his heart. He just wanted to break free and throw the two guys in front of him into the eighteenth level of hell!
Never be reincarnated forever!
"Wait until I come down! I want you to look good!"
King Yama is still roaring.
I saw Tom Mu over there who seemed to be making a phone call.
He is still shouting here.
The mobile phone has been handed to him.
"Hello? Xiaotang, I am the Jade Emperor, what do you want from me?"
King Yama: "..."