Chapter 187: Cat lovers invite you to fight in groups

On November 4, the third year of Shaoxi's reign in the Southern Song Dynasty, there was a storm.
Lu You, who was dismissed from office and at home, wrote a poem that Tang Mu once read and recited in full when he was a student.
Lying in a lonely village, I don't feel sorry for myself, I still think about guarding the Luntai for the country.
Late at night, I lie down listening to the wind and rain, and the iron horse glacier falls into my dream!
This poem comes from "Two Poems on the Wind and Rain on November 4th".
Since it is said that there are two songs, then naturally there is another one.
However, compared to this optimistic and bold poem, which contains strong patriotic feelings and the ambition to serve the motherland, the style of the second poem written on the same day is completely different.
On the same day, the first poem Lu You wrote was actually:
The wind swept through the rivers and lakes, the rain darkened the village, and the sound of the four mountains was like the rolling waves of the sea.
The firewood in the stream was soft and the felt was warm, so the raccoon slave and I did not go out.
The raccoon slave here refers to the cat!
As a patriotic poet, Lu You also has a deep love for cats.
He wrote no fewer than ten poems related to cats throughout his life.
The contents are almost the same.
What is "Salt wrapped in salt and hired raccoon slaves, often watching the theater corner."
What is "Wrapped in salt to welcome the little raccoon slave, and protect the mountain house with thousands of books."

What is "Don't think about loneliness, stay with the big raccoon slave."
What's "The raccoon slave is caught in the quilt while sleeping, and the rat is lying across the bed like it's not heard."
The titles of the poems are even more disgusting. They are all about "Giving a Cat" and "Giving a Pink Nose".
The pink nose here is not just a simple pink nose.
Just look at the cat poems written by Lu You and you will know that Lu You had at least three cats, and all three cats had names.
They are Yu Tu, Fenbi and Xue'er.
Less than Tu means little tiger.
When I first raised it, it was just to catch mice and protect my books.
But in the end, the famous Lu You fell under the charm of cats and became a complete cat slave.
With the same development trajectory as Lu You, there is also a group of people in ancient Egypt.
It also started from catching mice and formed an indissoluble bond with cats.
It's just that they love cats even more crazily than Lu You.
To what extent does love reach?
Because the whole nation loves cats so much, do you know that it eventually led to the destruction of the country?
In the history of mankind, this is unprecedented.
In northern Africa, there was once a large fertile land with abundant water and grass called the Sahara Wetland.
Yes, that's right, it's the Sahara in the Sahara Desert.
Then starting six thousand years ago, every once in a while, disasters like the Younger Dryas event would suddenly reappear on a small scale on both sides of the North Atlantic.
Historically known as the "Piola Oscillation Period".
It was this wave of cold waves that gradually transformed the Sahara Wetland into the Sahara Desert it is today.
The humans who originally lived there had to retreat and began to migrate eastward.
Eventually, they retreated to the Nile River Basin in northeastern Africa, imitating the nearby Middle Eastern residents, and began a settled farming life.
Gradually, it evolved into the later ancient Egyptian civilization.
Along with agricultural technology, there were also cats domesticated by the ancestors of the Middle East!
Although the group of ancestors on the east coast of the Mediterranean were the first people to suck cats.
Nine thousand five hundred years ago, the ancestors of Cyprus were buried with their pet cats.
But after the activity of sucking cats was introduced to ancient Egypt, the cats who were just cat owners at first became cat gods as if they were cheating!
It was this group of spotted cats that eventually evolved into the domestic cats in today's sense.
Compared with their ancestors, tabby cats, domestic cats are taller and cuter in appearance.
Just like modern times, cats during this period had already mastered powerful skills in taming humans.
They are a little clingy and a little aloof.
Like a master of love, he teases people's hearts.
How could the ancient Egyptians endure this?
The whole country fell in an instant, the most crazy cat in human historyFrom this the slave empire emerged.
When a cat died in an ancient Egyptian home, the owner would shave his eyebrows to express condolences.
Wealthy people would even mummify their cats and give them a grand burial.
If a house catches fire, men will even form a human wall around the fire scene to prevent cats from jumping into the flames.
Let's take another event recorded in history.
At that time, a Roman came to Egypt because his carriage accidentally crushed a kitten to death on the road.
So he was lynched by the angry Egyptians and killed directly.
Even Pharaoh's intervention was ineffective.
At the national level, the Pharaoh even strictly prohibited the export of domestic cats and sent troops to inspect the smuggling of domestic cats.
The ancient Egyptians were heavily addicted to cat-sucking. Apart from other factors, it also has something to do with the ancient Egyptian gods' beliefs.
They believe that cats are sacred animals. It is the symbol of the cat goddess Bastet in the human world.
It is precisely because cats had such a transcendent status in ancient Egypt that they eventually perished as a result.
In 525 BC, the Persian Empire's cavalry swept across.
Facing the menacing enemy army, the ancient Egyptian soldiers and civilians were naturally not afraid at all.
After rising up to resist, the two armies were so stupid that they were still at a stalemate.
Observing the whole process, a Greek who was a melon-eating crowd recorded: "Just when the Persian army was unable to attack for a long time and the logistics became unsustainable, they began to increase their tactics!"
Our ancestors have long said that if you know yourself and your enemy, you can fight a hundred battles without danger.
Although people in the Persian Empire may not have heard this sentence, they also understand this truth.
As a result, the Persians painted the cat goddess Bastet on the shields of their soldiers.
This move is like drawing the otaku's wife on the shield, or tying the otaku's figure to his body.
When the Egyptians saw this, they did not dare to shoot arrows casually.
What's even more bizarre is that on this legendary battlefield, the Persians did more than just that.
The Persians, who were well aware of the cat slave nature of the ancient Egyptians, actually captured all the cats from nearby villages and released them on the battlefield as human shields.
Even throwing cats at the ancient Egyptian armies and city walls.
Just like that, the Twenty-Sixth Dynasty of Egypt, just like the French Third Republic in later generations, the national mentality exploded.
Then the army surrendered, the capital fell, and the pharaoh was captured.
The Persians who used cat tactics, Cambyses II, became their new pharaoh.
Maybe it's a drink and a peck, maybe it's a predetermined decision.
Later, Persian cats became more famous than Persians.
By saying so much, I actually just want to explain one thing.
For the ancient Egyptians, cats were really important.
Although this land has changed its owner now, it is Egypt after all, a place where the ancient Egyptians actually lived.
Naturally, it can also be said to be Tom Mu's home court.
No one can bully a cat in ancient Egypt.
After being beaten hard by Tom, Immorton was obviously angry.
As a high priest, his power is so boundless at this time.
How could he possibly stand this kind of anger?
Immediately, he was extremely angry and wanted to fight back!
Just as he raised his hand to slap Tang Mu back, the hand he raised was held by another hand.
This hand was covered with yellow bandages.
Turning his gaze, he saw that it was a mummy.
not only that.
With the vibration of the surrounding ground.
As the yellow sand shook off, mummies emerged from the sand one after another.
They surrounded Immorton in the middle and protected Tom behind them.
Although he didn't say a word, the meaning expressed was very obvious.
If you dare to bully the cat in front of them, you must pay the price!
"I am Immorton!"
Immorton also wanted to use the name of high priest to scare these mummies.
"boom!"
Zhongzhong punched Immorton in the face.
The bald priest immediately looked stunned.
Then, he frowned, raised his hand to the group of mummies, and began to cast spells: "In the name of Immorton, I order you! Follow my orders!"
"Snapped!"
"boom!"
Of the two mummies who walked up to Imogen, one slapped him and the other punched him in the face again!
After these two blows, Immorton's face became swollen, and his nose even had a line of nosebleeds.
A small skin injury is actually nothing.
But for Immorton, the psychological damage is obviously greater.
No matter what, he could not accept that he was a great priest.
The high priest, who possesses unparalleled magical power, can still be slapped in the face by the Egyptians in this land of Egypt?
Tom Mu, who was protected by a group of mummies, grinned.
Do you think this is your home court?
No, actually this is my idea!
Tom immediately pretended to be bullied and lay directly on the sand, shivering, looking at Immorton with a pair of pitiful and frightened big eyes.
When the mummies around him saw this, they were all extremely angry.
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The ancient Egyptians couldn't tolerate this.
It was as if he rushed forward and threw Immorton to the ground, punching and kicking him!
It is obvious that Immorton possesses unparalleled powerful magic power.
But at this time, it is of no use at all.
The mummies fought fiercely.
Just like in the old cartoons, in order to seeIn order to achieve an exaggerated effect and save money, the fighting scenes were directly covered up with a rolling cloud of smoke.
Only from time to time some fists and kicks will be shown.
Immorton obviously also discovered something was wrong.
With his magic power, even if these mummies are undead creatures, they should not cause any harm or trouble to him.
With a simple release of mana, these bandaged mummies can be flown away or even minced directly.
But he couldn't do it. His magic power seemed to be sealed and he couldn't use it at all.
I can only follow the rhythm of this mummy and fight with them in a ball.
There must be something wrong with that cat!
There must be a big problem with that cat!
Originally, Immorton was full of confidence because of the complete recovery of his mana.
But at this time, he was directly suppressed.
No longer afraid of cats, the heart becomes more afraid.
After all, he is also an ancient Egyptian.
It's natural to think of Bastet, the cat goddess.
If there was any cat that could suppress itself so easily, it would probably be Bastet.

The thought of this possibility made Immorton extremely frightened.
The Golden Sun Sutra can summon the chariot of Anubis to harvest his soul and return his soul to the underworld.
But this does not mean that Anubis is the only one who can cause harm to him.
Bastet, the cat goddess, is equally powerful among the ancient Egyptian gods.
What you want to do to Immorton is simple.
Aware of his own danger.
Although I still want to resurrect my lover Ansuna.
But Immorton also knows what to do at what time.
You shouldn't be tough now, but look for opportunities to escape.
With this thought in mind, Immorton forced himself against the mummy's fists and feet, and began to crawl out with a bruised nose and swollen face!
Immorton didn't know that Tom was actually much stronger than Bastet and Anubis, who he was afraid of.
Otherwise, I probably wouldn't even have the thought of escaping.
He will immediately kneel down and beg for mercy.
Just like what was shown in the movie "The Mummy 2", he surrendered to the Scorpion King.
Immorton, like the Holy Lord, has his own pride.
But they will also be able to bend and stretch.
"Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!"
Immorton panted heavily and climbed out of the rolling smoke with great difficulty.
My eyes light up!
Breathing the air of freedom, even though he was beaten miserably.
But he felt that he should be able to run away.
But then, Immorton saw a pair of furry feet in front of him.
Looking up, he immediately saw Tom Mu's cat face.
"ah!"
Immortun shouted!
He has realized something.
As expected, Tom Mu also shouted.
Immorton, who had just climbed out halfway, was pulled back into the battle circle by the mummy!
Even if he grasped the sand with both hands, it would be of no avail.
The rolling smoke ball once again sounded the crackle of fists and feet.
This time it was even more tragic than before.
Tang Mu was kind-hearted and could not bear to see this.
What a good bunch of people these mummies are.
They have been dead for thousands of years. In order to protect themselves, they have to fight Immorton personally.
What should I do if something happens to such brittle bones?
So kind-hearted Tom Mu thought of a way.
As expected, it would be best to give them a little help.
Tang Mu directly picked up a big box from nowhere.
Standing outside the rolling circle of thick smoke, he took out the items in the box and handed them directly to the thick smoke.
Baseball bat.
Yan Nei stretched out a hand and took it away directly.
Axe.
was taken away again.
folding chairs.
was taken away again.
Naturally, steel rods, barbed wire, and bricks are also indispensable.
Now, the fists and kicks that only appeared from time to time in the thick smoke have become common weapons in daily life!
Immorton's screams became even louder.
About a few minutes passed.
The thick smoke finally stopped rolling.
A group of mummies dropped their weapons, clapped their hands, and walked away cursing.
Only the extremely miserable and dying Immortun was left lying there, moaning slightly.
As an undead priest who was supposed to be the big boss, Immorton's current appearance was obviously something he didn't even expect.
Jackie Chan and Xiaoyu are no longer surprised.
Evelin and the others were completely dumbfounded.
Cruel!
It's so cruel!
Looking at the previous battle, the timid Jonathan was ready to drag his sister and run away.
I didn't expect it to end like this in the end.
The sky still looks like the end is coming.
But the sight of Immorton lying half-dead on the ground was really ironic in comparison.
Jackie Chan and the others are not worried about Tang Mu's safety at all, nor are they worried about their own safety.
After so many things, they had long been full of confidence in Tang Mu.
Dad didn't even look at Immorton, still staring at the demonic energy detector in his hand.
Suddenly he raised his head and looked in one direction.
"As expected. Because of the black energy on the bald man, the two demons here have been resurrected."
As soon as Dad finished speaking, he saw lightning and thunder in the northwest.Ming, the wind is strong.
An aura more powerful than Immorton came overwhelming!
Even the dark clouds in the sky were directly dispersed!
"It's Zhongsu, the demon of thunder, and Xiaofeng, the demon of wind!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a huge purple frog and a blue giant wearing golden armor falling from the sky!
They instantly crossed a distance of several kilometers and jumped directly from the place of their resurrection!
"Boom--!"
Two big demons landed!
A huge shock wave suddenly centered on them and impacted outward in a ring!
In an instant, flying sand and rocks immediately set off a powerful sandstorm!
Everyone suddenly seemed to twist their bodies, trying to avoid being hit by the sand in their mouths and noses.
Xiaoyu and Dad were relatively light, and were almost thrown away by the impact.
Fortunately, Jackie Chan on the side caught them in time.
"Holy Lord, is this the cat you are talking about? It doesn't look very good either."
Xiao Feng shook his body and shook the Holy Master and his party off from it.
A group of people fell on the sand, and the Holy Lord's face looked very ugly.
Its movements are still a step slower.
That damn undead priest was resurrected too early.
A large amount of black energy gathered, causing Zhongsu and Xiaofeng to be resurrected in advance.
In this way, the Holy Lord's purpose of swallowing these two demonic energies failed.
According to the character of the Holy Lord, since he cannot swallow the devil's energy, he must have other back-ups.
Yes, the Holy Lord, who is flexible and flexible, immediately began to grovel, saying that he was here to assist and protect the two brothers.
He also briefly talked about Tom Mu.
Said that this cat killed their eldest brother Curse Lan, so Zhong Su and Xiao Feng must be more careful.
Originally, it was according to the Holy Lord's idea.
It is trying to drive away the tiger and devour the wolf.
While the two sides were fighting, he took the opportunity to escape.
It would be best if Zhongsu and Sao Feng could defeat that bizarre cat.
If that didn't work, he would have escaped in advance. In this way, at least his life would be saved.
Just seize the time and devour the other demonic energies as soon as possible.
As a result, the development of the situation was beyond the Holy Lord's expectation.
These two idiots didn't listen to the Holy Lord's warning at all.
In other words, they only listened to half of it.
Even wanted the Holy Master to witness their power.
Let the Holy Master take a good look at how they defeated the cat.
After that, the Holy Lord and his party were brought here without any explanation.
Looking at the miserable Immorton, the Holy Lord's face looked as ugly as if he had eaten shit.
Damn it!
If you want to die, you should go and die yourself.
Why do you still need to take me with you?
The Holy Lord looked around.
It is not a character that sits still and waits for death.
Although it was brought directly to Tom Mu, it was still looking for opportunities to escape from this land of right and wrong.
"Are you Tom? The cat who killed Cursed Blue?"
Thunder Demon Zhong Su had a look of contempt on his face: "Let me see what you are capable of."
"Well……"
Tom Mu looked at the two demons in front of him and scratched his head.
Obediently, he took out a small comb and combed his hair into sharp edges, making him look like he was very good at playing cards.
Since we are all in Egypt, why not come and play cards?