Chapter 52: Cats in the Community
What about my balls? !
Old man, your thoughts are very dangerous.
Although I am currently a cat, it is of no use to have balls.
But as a tom cat, a male, and a man at heart, there is absolutely no way I would let anyone fuck my balls.
Tang Mu stood up on the branch warily, his eyes narrowed, and he looked at Uncle Qin below with murderous intent.
"Hahaha, look, it seems to understand what we said."
Uncle Qin also seems to like small animals.
Seeing Tang Mu's reaction, he waved to Tang Mu again. He smiled and said: "Don't worry, I'm joking with you, I won't catch you!"
Hearing this, Tang Mu was relieved, but he didn't want to stay here any longer.
Unexpectedly, Uncle Qin could still be so naughty at his age, so Tang Mu planned to find another place to have fun.
With a flick of his tail, Tom turned around on the branch, pointed his butt at the group of old men, and jumped from the branch to the ground with a slight jump.
Not a sound was made.
When Tom Mu was still a human, he discovered that the cats raised by the residents in the community especially liked to stay in the backyard.
The greenery there is better, there are more naughty children than in the front yard, and it seems quieter.
Among them, the orange cat named Little Sun also likes to bask in the sun and sleep in there.
Tom Mu also wanted to go there to see if he could find Little Sun.
Regarding some things about Meow Stars and Meow City, he still has some doubts and wants to ask Little Sun.
As soon as he approached the backyard, Tom suddenly heard a very threatening cat meow!
In front of Tang Mu, an adult civet cat suddenly jumped out, grinning at Tang Mu and growling.
Behind this civet cat, there was also a Siamese cat, who roared at it in protest with the civet cat.
But those eyes were darting here and there, giving Tom the impression that this cat or dog was a bit naughty.
Tang Mu knew both of these two cats. The civet cat was a group pet in the community. Everyone raised it together. It also had a separate small room next to the guard booth, where its cat nest was.
The cat's name is Erlang.
The name came from the fact that this raccoon has a tuft of white hair on its forehead, which looks particularly like Erlang God's heavenly eye.
I heard that the original plan was to name it Erlang Shen.
But the elders in the community thought the name was too big for a cat to hold.
Finally, the god was removed and named Erlang.
Maybe it's because he had a wandering experience in the past. Although he has been adopted by the residents of the community, he is still wild.
As a cat, it has a particularly strong sense of territory.
Erlang had already noticed it when Tang Mu appeared yesterday.
It's just that Tom Mu kept running around and had no chance to meet.
Now we meet. According to the rules of cats, if a strange cat invades their territory, they will definitely have to fight each other.
To be honest, this civet cat is quite courageous.
With a body length of 1.2 meters, he is definitely considered a very rare big cat among cats.
Even with such a disparity in size, Tom Mu admired this civet cat for how dared to face him.
The Siamese cat behind Erlang is a little darker than the average Siamese cat. It may be because the weather has started to get colder recently.
I heard that the colder the weather, the darker the coat color of Siamese cats.
It's just that it's easy to become black, but it's another matter to change back again.
The name of this Siamese is Coal Boss. The owner lives in Building A. I heard that he is a real coal boss. However, he has recently started to enter the film and television industry and has paid less attention to things in the coal mine.
The owner of Coal Boss seems to be very confident about this community and lets the Siamese cat out and run around all day long.
In the old street community, it is much easier to meet the coal boss than the owner of the coal boss.
These two cats are the dominant ones in the community, patrolling their territory all day long.
Looking at this appearance today, there is a high probability that he is being targeted.
"Look, Erlang and the coal boss are going to fight again."
In a pavilion in the backyard of the community, several old ladies gathered together to chat.
One of the old ladies saw the situation here and immediately reminded with a smile.
The iron gate of the community can block humans, but it cannot block the cats and dogs outside the community.
It is a very common thing for cats and dogs to visit our homes.
Erlang, who is extremely territorial, cannot let this happen, so he often fights with foreign cats and dogs.
Whether it's a cat or a dog, Erlang, who is fierce in combat, can always beat him up.
After a few years, it can be considered nearbyHe gained a great reputation.
"What kind of cat is this that is confronting Erlang and the others? It looks quite big. I have never seen such a cat before."
"Looking at the face shape and cat hair, it looks very much like a British shorthair cat. But I have never seen such a big British shorthair cat. Is it possible that it has some Maine Coon blood mixed in?"
An old lady who seemed to know a little about cats put on her glasses, squinted her eyes and looked at Tom Mu carefully for a while, and gave a guessing answer to the old lady who asked the question.
"No matter what kind of cat it is, with such a big size, will He Erlang and the others be in danger? Otherwise, we should go and get rid of it first. I have never seen this cat before, and it doesn't wear a cat tag. It may be a stray cat. ."
Another old lady spoke again, and she was very concerned about the safety of Erlang and the others.
"You shouldn't worry about this. Erlang can even beat up dogs in other neighborhoods, so it shouldn't be a big problem. Let's just keep an eye on it and don't let them beat them too much."
Another old lady with curly hair spoke.
Coincidentally, this old lady's name is Lan Suxin, and she is Tang Mu's landlord.
The first, fourth and fifth floors of Building A are all houses in her name.
Because she is old and has inconvenient legs and feet, Mrs. Lan usually lives on the first floor with her orange cat.
That little sun is Mrs. Lan's pet.
At this time, the orange cat that Tang Mu was looking for was taking a nap at the feet of Mrs. Lan. She didn't pay any attention to the situation on their side, and looked very Buddhist.
While a group of old ladies were chatting, Erlang the civet cat finally couldn't help but launched the first attack!
I saw it let out a piercing scream, and then rushed towards Tom Mu!
As soon as Erlang saw Erlang moving, the coal boss also followed suit and rushed over.
As a result, as soon as Erlang got close to Tang Mu, he was slapped away by Tang Mu!
Without using the breathing method, Tom Mu's strength was stronger than that of an adult man.
Even if Tang Mu didn't use all his strength, a slap would still make Erlang uncomfortable.
He threw himself on the grass diagonally opposite, his head feeling dizzy.
When the coal boss behind Erlang saw this, he suddenly braked and found that his boss was defeated as soon as he met him. He took advantage of the situation and immediately turned around and tried to escape!
Tom Mu would not let the coal boss who only played in favorable situations run away.
When I caught up with him, I slapped it to the ground, and slapped it twice on its butt.
There was obviously no use of force, it was all a warning move.
But the coal boss seemed to have been hurt a lot, and he screamed very loudly.
What the hell, this cat is actually an actor!
Tang Mu was speechless and let go of the coal boss.
The pressure on his body was lifted, and the coal boss who was still screaming loudly suddenly disappeared.
Tom Mu didn't mean to bully the cat.
It's just that in the world of cats, there is always a boss.
In the future, Tom Mu will be operating in the old street community for a long time, so he will naturally have to tame the little animals here.
Otherwise, all kinds of harassment will be inevitable in the future.
The little animals are relatively simple-minded, so this is enough.
After briefly solving the problem of the local cats, Tang Mu saw the little sun on the other side of the pavilion and walked towards it.
Just this action made the old ladies there a little nervous.
End of Chapter
