Chapter 295: Speed through the story world
"I will never allow my beauty to be inferior to that of a cat!"
The Poison Queen roared with anger!
From then on, she became extremely angry whenever she saw Tom Mu in the palace.
So the Poison Queen found a palace warrior. Looking at the strong and sturdy warrior in front of her, she narrowed her eyes and said, "I don't want to see the Snow White tom anymore. Go and take the Snow White tom to the forest and kill it. Bring me her heart as proof that you killed her."
When the palace warrior heard this, he immediately lowered his head towards the Poison Queen.
He didn't dare to go against the queen's words. After leaving, he really found Tom Mu eating and drinking in the palace.
"Your Highness, please come with me. The king has something to ask you."
The warrior's heart melted when he saw the little kitten wearing a princess dress in front of him, but he could not resist whether it was the queen's order or the arrangement of the story.
In this way, the samurai can only obey orders.
When Tang Mu saw that the warrior had finally arrived, he jumped up immediately.
It has been waiting for this day.
Now Tom Mu just wants to finish the story quickly.
The arrival of the samurai proves that the story has entered a stage of rapid development.
So Tang Mu lifted up his skirt and ran towards the outside of the palace in a flash!
That speed directly left the samurai behind!
When the warrior saw this, he almost thought that Tom Mu was about to run away, so he quickly chased after him.
Finally, in the woods, the warrior saw Tom Mu who was still running wildly on all fours in front of him, and immediately took off the hunting bow from behind.
After bending the bow and nocking an arrow, and taking aim for a moment, the warrior let go of the bowstring!
"Whoosh!"
The arrow flew out suddenly, pierced through Tom Mu's clothes and pinned the cat directly to the trunk of the big tree.
Tom Mu was like a rag doll that had been hung to dry, dangling slightly on the arrow.
Not long after, the warriors from behind caught up again.
"Sorry, princess, I have to take your heart."
As he spoke, the samurai pulled out the knife from his waist.
According to the plot, Tom Mu should show a pure and kind-hearted, angelic appearance at this time.
At this time, the samurai will become soft-hearted and unable to bear to attack.
In the end, the only option was to kill the wild boar and take the heart of the wild boar and bring it back for cross-examination.
Tom Mu also wanted to speed through the world of "Snow White" quickly, so he obediently took out a makeup box.
Open the makeup box, which contains a series of cosmetics and a small mirror.
Tang Mu looked at his face in the mirror, quickly took out the lipstick, and gave himself a flaming red lip first.
Then he quickly applied monkey-butt-like blush on both cheeks.
Tom was very attentive and didn't even miss his eyes.
I neatly attached two long and curly eyelashes to myself.
Although the eyelashes are a little crooked.
But that's not important!
Tang Mu felt confident and finally put on purple eye shadow.
Um!
This is great!
Very impactful!
Tom's thoughts on himselfVery satisfied with my makeup skills!
Close the makeup box and throw it away!
Tang Mu then held his heart with both hands and looked lovingly at the stunned palace warrior beside him.
She even blinked her eyes crazily, and finally threw a wink at the samurai and blew another kiss~
A red heart slowly floated out along with Tom Mu's blowing kiss, and finally exploded on the warrior's cheek!
A "pop" sound!
The samurai woke up instantly!
Looking at Tom Mu, he suddenly showed an expression of extreme disgust and disgust!
My body shivered involuntarily!
The palace warriors like cute creatures very much.
Of course he is also a cat slave.
So whether he was facing Snow White or the Snow White tomcat, he naturally couldn't kill him.
But now, looking at the ghostly appearance of Tang Mu after putting on makeup, he was immediately disgusted.
Without thinking, the samurai followed his inner thoughts at the moment and directly raised his sword and stabbed Tang Mu!
"Ah~~~~!"
Seeing the dagger stabbing at him, Tang Mu was startled.
A sound of "咻"!
Like a flying monkey, Tang Mu broke free from the arrow and jumped to the top of the tree crown!
Hugging the big tree and looking at the warrior below who was still waving a short sword, Tom Mu was stunned!
its not right!
According to the plot, it should be willing to kill itself just for the sake of its stunning appearance!
But the next second, Tang Mu became a little angry!
Damn it!
It's Emperor Meng Ding's maidservant Di model. Then don't blame me for not following the plot!
Tom jumped down from the tree.
Looking at the samurai in front of him, he tore the princess dress in half in one go!
The strong muscles underneath are exposed!
Seeing the scene in front of him, the palace warrior was stunned and his jaw almost dropped to the ground!
The princess is not a cute girl, she just needs to be a cat.
At least it's cute.
But now, Tom Mu's appearance with heavy make-up and muscle bumps really made the samurai's inner image of Snow White completely shattered!
With this tragic feeling of beauty being shattered, the palace warrior roared and rushed directly towards Muscular Tom Mu!
The next moment, the sound of a man and a cat fighting was heard in the forest!
As we all know, Snow White is very popular with small animals.
The moment when Tom entered the forest.
The little animals in the forest have already gathered around.
At this time, looking at the scene of the muscular white snow tom cat fighting with the palace warrior, each one looked like they had seen a ghost!
This is the first time they have seen this type of Snow White.
It is estimated that when Jia Baoyu saw Lin Daiyu pulling up the weeping willows upside down, his mood would be very similar to theirs.
One minute later.
Tom's head was steaming as he cursed and headed into the deep forest.
Only the palace warrior was left lying dead on the spot, his head bruised and his face swollen, and one of his front teeth was missing.
The little animals walked out of the bushes, and one of the deer slowly approached the warrior lying motionless on the ground.
It lowered its head and touched the warrior's head gently.
I want to confirm whether the samurai was killed by Shirayuki tomcat.
"Don't make trouble..."
The palace warrior waved his hand feebly.
Seeing this, all the small animals that gathered around felt bored and turned away.
After lying on the ground for a full hour, the palace warrior slowly got up.
Helplessly dusting off the dust on his body, the warrior picked up his weapons and equipment and went hunting wild boars.
No matter what, although there were some twists and turns during the period, at least it was still following the storyline.
Just after taking a few steps, he seemed to have remembered something. He came back and picked up the princess dress that Tom Mu had torn in half.
This thing can be handed over together with the wild boar's heart, and it can also be used as evidence.
It's almost night time.
The warrior took the heart and the princess dress, and finally returned to the palace, where he met the Poison Queen who gave him the order.
"Have you killed Snow White?"
"Yes, Queen, these are the evidence."
The samurai knelt down on one knee and lifted a wooden box.
After opening the box, there was a bloody heart inside.
"Very good! Hahaha!"
The Poison Queen laughed happily: "Now I am the most beautiful woman in the world!"
After laughing, the Poison Queen looked at the blue and white cloth in the warrior's hand, frowned and asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
"This is Snow White's dress. It can also be used as evidence that I got rid of her."
The samurai showed her skirt respectfully.
"Hiss..."
Looking at the skirt in front of her that was obviously torn in half, the way the Poison Queen looked at the samurai was wrong.
What a pervert!
Not even the cat is spared!
On the other side, it was completely dark.
Tom A cat walks alone in the forest.
The surrounding big trees seemed to have turned into demons with snarling fangs and claws, and each one seemed to want to eat Tom Mu directly.
Tang Mu also pretended to be scared, his chest muscles beat, and he let out a deep voice: "Ah! I'm so scared!"
"Whoops!"
The scary things around you immediately retreated away!
They think this cat is more scary.
Finally, Tom Mu walked to an open space and found one of the cabins.
Tom knew that this should be where the seven dwarfs lived.
When I was a child, I didn't pay attention to fairy tales.
Only now suddenlyDiscover.
Aren't these seven dwarves the dwarves in the Western fantasy worldview?
Same short and bearded.
The same is true for working in a mine.
I also like drinking.
It's just that he didn't show his forging skills.
Thinking about it this way.
In the future, my story town may really develop into a world with a Western fantasy worldview.
"Dong dong!"
Tang Mu knocked on the door gently first: "Open the door! fib!"
Seeing no one answered, Tang Mu opened the wooden door and walked in directly.
Seven dwarf bachelors live here.
There was indeed a lot of chaos inside.
There were cobwebs and dust everywhere, and a pile of unwashed pots and pans.
Tom Mu doesn't like such a messy environment.
After leaving the wooden house, he whistled loudly, which immediately attracted all the small animals in the woods.
Tom Mu patted his chest and meowed.
The general meaning is that you should be my little brother and help me clean.
If anything happens to you in the future, I will protect you.
Snow White can let the little animals help.
So can Tom.
No matter what the process is.
Just say whether you can help or not!
The little animals seemed a little hesitant when they heard what Tom Mu said.
Tang Mu immediately punched a big tree next to him and broke it in half.
"Boom!"
The tree trunk fell to the ground, and the little animals were immediately frightened and hurriedly took action.
Seeing those little animals starting to clean up, Tom Mu nodded with satisfaction and returned to his normal shape.
By the time the dwarfs came back, the cabin had been cleaned.
"Oh my God! Our house has become so clean!"
The dwarfs exclaimed!
They went up to the second floor again and found Tom Mu sleeping.
No one has seen Tom Mu.
But they know that this is Snow White now.
By the next day, Tom Mu stayed and began to train the seven dwarfs.
If not for anything else, the main reason is to make them stronger.
Now these seven dwarfs are too thin or too fat.
There is nothing like a dwarf at all.
In this way, when Tom was training the dwarves, the Poison Queen once again found the magic mirror.
"Mirror, Mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world!"
The magic mirror suddenly showed a picture of a muscular Tom Mu training with a muscular dwarf next to the wooden house.
"Queen, you are the most beautiful in the palace. But on the other side of the mountain, the Snow White tom is even more beautiful than you."
"Hiss..."
Seeing the picture shown in the magic mirror, the Poison Queen suddenly took a breath of cold air.
The Poison Queen actually didn't care much about the fact that Tom Mu was still alive.
She just wanted to ask, if this magic mirror could say such things, wouldn't its conscience hurt? !
Forget about the cute look before.
This is the look of a muscular tyrant! She's even more beautiful than herself? !
Is masculinity beautiful? !
Is it possible that I also need to develop such muscles?
The Poison Queen was extremely angry.
She felt angry.
So she decided to kill Snow White herself.
As a witch, the Poison Queen has many ways to kill people.
So she decided to carefully craft a poison apple.
On the outside of the bright red apple, she applied the prepared poison.
As long as Tom eats this apple, even a small bite, it will definitely die!
Thinking of this, the Poison Queen couldn't help laughing: "By then! I will be the most beautiful woman in the world!"
So the queen dressed up as an old woman and went to the forest with a basket of apples.
As soon as she arrived in front of the wooden house, the queen saw seven dwarfs who were furiously pounding iron.
Under Tom's training, these seven dwarfs have undergone earth-shaking changes.
Each one is covered in muscles.
Because I have been exercising, my body is covered in sweat and looks shiny.
Looking at this scene, the Poison Queen couldn't help but open her mouth wide.
Fortunately, she hasn't forgotten what she came for.
After seeing Tom Mu come out of the wooden house, the queen immediately leaned over.
"Cute little girl, do you want to buy an apple? I'll give you one to eat. I believe you will like it."
Tom Mu looked at the poison apple handed over by the Poison Queen, took it and took a bite.
"Why doesn't it taste good?"
The Poison Queen was stunned when she heard this.
It's not because of the taste of apples.
Just because Tom Mu ate the apple and nothing happened!
"It shouldn't be!"
The Poison Queen immediately snatched the apple back and took a bite herself.
"Evil (⊙�n⊙)!"
After taking one sip, the Poison Queen immediately covered her throat with both hands and fell straight back!
"a ha ha ha!"
I saw the Poison Queen being poisoned to death by the poison apple she made.
Tom Mu immediately jumped up and down next to the Poison Queen happily!
"Yah ho! Ya ho! Ya ho ho ho!"
After the dance, Tom Mu made faces and stuck out his tongue at the Poison Queen, and finally took out his musical instrument to play gongs and drums, looking cheerful.The look of heaven and earth.
At this time, the prince from a neighboring country came on horseback.
When he saw the Poison Queen lying on the ground, looking like an old lady, she turned around and left without looking back.
that's all.
The story of "Snow White Tomcat" is over.
Congratulations, Coca-Cola!
Tom Mu came out of the magic book with the fragments of the world.
Storybrooke has finally become more lively.
The previous "Daughter of the Sea" improved the marine environment.
This time, the ecology of land creatures and birds has been improved.
The subspace of Story Town is no longer much different from the real world.
"Continue? Do you want to take a break?"
Looking at Tom Mu beside him, the old magic book asked kindly.
It was worried that the continuous time travel would make Tom feel tired.
But in fact, Tom Mu didn't feel tired at all.
There is also a good rest in the story world.
"And now that the story worlds are on the verge of collapse, it can't waste time.
Fortunately, they are all short stories, and they are easy to complete.
Speeding up the problem, Tang Mu felt that he could solve it in one go.
Seeing Tang Mu shaking his head, the old magic book could only continue to turn the pages: "The next one is "Conch Girl"."
Oh ho.
Finally, another Chinese fairy tale comes.
This fairy tale is quite simple.
It tells the story of a sea fairy who fell in love with a fisherman boy. Later, the goddess of the sea discovered that the conch girl broke into the world and fell in love with a mortal before they were separated.
Later, the sincerity of the fisherman young man moved the Goddess of Poseidon, and the two finally got married.
To be honest, it's quite cliche.
Scholars of stories follow this same path when writing stories.
But being able to be passed down means that it has merit.
Like other stories, "Conch Girl" also has various versions.
In some versions, the Poseidon Queen does not appear.
Miss Conch did laundry and cooking. She served the young man for three years and then left.
The young man was left alone.
Tom Mu was not in the habit of washing, cooking or serving others.
That young fisherman is not Guan Suisui, nor is he a friend of Tang Mu.
Tang Mu estimated that Miss Conch had been working as a dick for the young man. She got tired of doing it, so she found an excuse by the water and left.
Things like housework should be borne by the couple together.
Whoever has time should do more.
Whoever is busy should do a little less.
If one person is always giving, no matter how good the relationship is, there will be resentment.
Even if you just help wash the dishes or say something nice, it will make the relationship between husband and wife much better.
Regardless of whether you are a man or a woman, no one will like it if you sit there like an uncle for a long time.
Tom was about to tell the young fisherman this truth.
So, Tom became the uncle.
Facts have proved that in less than half a year, the conch girl Tang Mu was lost by the young man.
certainly.
He may also dislike that she is a cat and cannot be his wife.
But no matter what, "Conch Girl" can be regarded as speed-passed by Tom Mu.
Once again, I came out of the magic book and returned to Storybrooke.
Tom Mu discovered that a very beautiful fairy came to his home.
As soon as the fairy saw Tang Mu, she immediately saluted to express her gratitude: "Thank you, great god, for saving the troubled man."
Tom Mu was a little confused about the current situation.
After a little chat, I found out.
It turns out that this fairy is the conch girl.
Her consciousness recovered relatively early.
But it cannot change the direction of the story world.
Therefore, in the story cycle of "Conch Girl", she has been working as a nanny for the young fisherman and doing housework for thousands of years.
Now, thanks to Tom's intervention, the freed Conch Girl is no longer forced to do housework.
Looking at the crying fairy in front of him, Tang Mu also sighed.
What a miserable girl.
But it didn't have time to talk to the conch girl.
Next up is "The Little Match Girl".
End of Chapter
