Chapter 148: Stalking and begging for support!
The method of finding a way with wooden sticks may be particularly unreliable and mysterious to others.
But here in Tang Mu, one is definitely useful!
On the streets of Xiangjiang, a big cat with a body length of one meter and two meters ran wildly on the road holding a wooden stick.
Whenever Tom passes by an intersection, he will put up a stick, and then watch the stick fall. After determining the direction, he will pick up the stick and continue running forward.
Once in the mission world, Tom Mu no longer had to hide himself.
Even though many people cast curious glances at it along the way, it didn't care too much.
Perhaps because Jackie Chan is moving, the direction of this guiding stick is also constantly changing.
This made Tom a little annoyed. He wanted to slap the stick twice, but he was afraid of fighting with it on the street, so he held back in the end.
Because Tom Mu knew that with his own characteristics, if he attacked the stick, the stick would really be able to fight back.
"Crack"
The guiding stick fell again. The head of the stick, which was originally pointing in the 3 o'clock direction, suddenly turned in a direction in mid-air, and finally fell towards the 1 o'clock position.
It's not going to happen if this goes on.
Jackie Chan obviously has something to do now and is running around in the city. Although he could use a guide stick to find Jackie Chan, it would obviously be more troublesome and very slow.
I also have to keep running behind Jackie Chan, and after running for a certain distance, I have to stop and use a wooden stick to point the way again.
During the time wasted in the middle, Jackie Chan had to fall some distance.
Based on Tom Mu's experience watching "The Adventures of Jackie Chan" and so many Jackie Chan action movies, once this guy gets started, he will definitely be a wild goose chase, and he can't stop him even if he wants to.
If I were really stupid enough to follow him all the way, I really don't know how long it would take to catch up with Jackie Chan.
We have to find a faster way.
Tom hugged the wooden stick and jumped onto the guardrail of the road next to him.
Standing on the guardrail with both feet, he set up a pergola with his hands and looked around to see if he could find anything useful.
In the end, Tom found what he wanted.
He happily jumped down from the guardrail, passed through the long legs of the people on the street, hugged his wooden stick and ran towards a fireworks shop on the street.
Not long after, Tom Mu ran out from inside holding a lot of fireworks.
Behind Tom Mu, the owner of the fireworks shop thought he had encountered a thief cat. Holding a broom in his hand, he shouted "Bad boy, hit the street" while chasing Tom Mu wildly.
With a look of horror on his face, Tang Mu held the firecrackers in both hands and ran away.
The money in the Meow Star account is universal.
Tom wanted to tell the boss behind him that he had actually paid for it.
But looking at the current situation, the boss probably won't listen.
Not wanting to cause any conflict with ordinary people who were living their lives seriously, Tang Mu could only flee and throw away the owner of the firecracker shop with his dexterous movements.
On the way, he met a neighbor who came out with a basin of dishwashing water to pour water. Tang Mu was chased and couldn't avoid it, so he bumped into him!
There was a loud "bump" sound!
Afraid that the firecrackers in his hands would get wet, Tang Mu raised his hands high, but he hit the iron basin with his face. He continued to run forward with the iron basin and the firecrackers held high!
"Hey! My basin!"
The neighbor lady who was pouring water failed to grab the iron basin and watched helplessly as a cat ran away with her basin on its head and a pile of firecrackers in her hand.
"Hey! My firecracker! You street cat!"
Behind Tang Mu, the persistent shop owner was still chasing after him.
I just passed by the neighbor's aunt who was pouring water, but she stepped on the dishwashing water full of detergent. Her steps slipped, and she fell on her back with an "oops" sound.
Hearing the noise behind him, Tang Mu lifted the iron basin and put it on his head like a hat several sizes too big.
Holding a bunch of cigarettes and firecrackers and his own wooden sticks in his arms, he looked back and saw that the shop owner had fallen. He could only say sorry in his heart, but his feet were still running as fast as hot wheels.
Tang Mu ran into an alley like a stream of light, threw the things in his arms on the ground, and leaned against the wall to look towardsThen I looked at it.
When he found that no one was chasing him, he let out a long breath.
Turning to look at the pile of firecrackers and iron basins at his feet, Tang Mu raised the corners of his mouth and showed a proud smile.
More than ten meters away, a car parked on the side of the road. At this time, two plainclothes Hong Kong policemen were fishing, chatting and spanking.
Holding the fish balls he just bought in his hand, the slightly fat middle-aged detective Cao Dahua held a bamboo stick in his hand and was bragging to his colleagues with great enthusiasm.
"I'm telling you! Now that I'm a plainclothes guy, I don't patrol the streets very often. Two or three years ago, even these little brats on the street would have to take a detour when they looked at me!"
While talking, Cao Dahua held a bamboo stick and forcefully inserted a fish ball from the plastic bowl, handed it to his colleagues, shook it, raised his head and said, "Do you know what this is called?"
The young plainclothes colleague had obviously just teamed up with Cao Dahua, and he blinked in confusion: "Fishballs?"
"What fish balls! What I call domineering! Do you understand domineering? I haven't been in the world for three years, but my legend is still there! Do you understand what the gold content of the Tiger of the Crime Unit is?"
Cao Dahua laughed proudly and swallowed the fish balls on the bamboo stick in his hand!
Chewing fish balls in his mouth, Cao Dahua's iconic mustache trembled up and down as he chewed.
Seemingly satisfied with the reaction of his colleagues, Cao Dahua leaned his back against the railing beside the road and rested his elbows on the railing.
While chewing fish balls, he casually glanced at the pedestrians on the nearby street.
Suddenly he saw a four-eyed man in a suit looking at him without blinking.
"Hey, boss, he seems to be very dissatisfied with the alliance!"
A colleague approached Cao Dahua and softly said something that made Cao Dahua raise his eyebrows.
"Hey! Four eyes! What are you looking at! You don't believe what I say?"
Cao Dahua no longer leaned on the railing, but stood up straight with the fish balls in his hand.
The boy with four eyes and big buck teeth looks stupid.
Facing Cao Dahua's question, he actually nodded stupidly.
This time, Cao Dahua, who had a good reputation, couldn't help it.
A few people strode up to the four-eyed boy, chest to chest, face to face, the two of them were very close. Cao Dahua looked at the four-eyed boy in front of him menacingly, pretending to be vicious.
"Hey! Four-eyed boy! You are so arrogant! Do you know what the consequences will be if you provoke the tiger of my crime team in Xiangjiang! Believe it or not, I will break your glasses!"
Faced with Cao Dahua's threats, the four-eyed boy remained dumbfounded, just looking up at Cao Dahua.
Cao Dahua wanted to earn back his face, so he inserted the bamboo skewer in his right hand into the fish balls in the plastic bowl in his left hand, and tapped the four-eyed boy's chest with his free right index finger, and said loudly:
"I'm telling you, as long as I'm around, no one dares to cause trouble! Let alone bombing and killing people in the street, they don't even dare to spit!"
"Do you know what a messenger of justice is? I will..."
"Boom!!!!!!"
Before Cao Dahua finished speaking, a shocking explosion sounded directly from behind a building more than ten meters away!
The sudden explosion suddenly startled everyone nearby!
The moment Cao Dahua heard the explosion, he was so frightened that he trembled!
Instinctively, he squatted down and threw the fish balls directly into the air without even grasping them firmly.
"There's an explosion! Get down quickly!"
As Cao Dahua spoke, he took the lead and lay on the ground with his head in his hands.
At the same time, the bowl of fish balls thrown into the air also spun and fell down.
It hit Cao Dahua's head impartially, and the fish balls and soup poured over his head.
But at this time, Cao Dahua no longer cares about this.
He lay on the ground for a few seconds.
After the initial explosion, there was a "cracking" sound like firecrackers.
This time Cao Dahua felt something was wrong.
Listening to the sound, it seemed that the situation was not as bad as he imagined.
His head moved, and the fish ball soup flowed down his forehead. Cao Dahua frowned and looked at the sky.
Only a black shadow was seen flying higher and higher.
Under the black shadow, there were continuous bursts of smoke.
Just because it is still daytime, the smoke is not as conspicuous as it is at night.
Even so, this also allowed Cao Dahua to figure out what the current situation was.
There are no criminals playing terrorist attacks at all. Some of them are just smoke explosions made by some street boy.
When he thought that he was so frightened by a pile of cigarettes that he fell to the ground, Cao Dahua suddenly felt that he had lost face and was furious!
He suddenly stood up from the ground.
Seeing that the four-eyed boy next to him was still staring at him, even with a faint smile on his lips, Cao Dahua became a little angry.
"What are you looking at! Four eyes! Please eat fish balls!"
Cao Dahua knocked off the plastic bowl on his head, grabbed a fish ball from his head and stuffed it into the four-eyed boy's mouth.
After finishing all this, Uncle Da turned his head, looked at his colleagues, raised his head, and said: "Let's go! Let's go and see who is this guy who dared to run wild on our territory after taking advantage of the courage of a bear and a leopard!"
Cao Dahua took his fellow newcomers and ran to the alley where the fireworks exploded.
the other sideTom Mu, who was sitting on an iron basin, had already flown hundreds of meters into the air.
The iron basin was turned upside down, and Tom Mu sat on the bottom of the iron basin in a squatting position. The strong wind howling in mid-air blew Tom Mu's ears and body hair into a mess.
Yes, the explosion just now was naturally caused by Tang Mu.
It first lit the pile of smoke and firecrackers, then caught them with an iron basin, and squatted on the iron basin.
After the pile of smoke and firecrackers were detonated together, following the impact of the explosion, Tom Mu, who was sitting on the iron basin, suddenly flew into the sky like a rocket.
Tom Mu has always believed in a simple truth.
Stand high and see far.
If you want to find Jackie Chan as quickly as possible, you really have to go off the beaten path.
The wind blew "whirring" next to my ears.
Tom Mu's big ears swayed in the wind, not caring about the fact that he was hundreds of meters above the ground.
Take out the guide stick and throw it down casually.
Tom Mu lowered his head and watched as the stick turned in the air and fell towards a spacious road in the city below.
Looking in the direction in which the guiding stick flew, Tang Mu narrowed his eyes and immediately saw a strong figure weaving in the high-speed traffic.
There is no doubt that that should be the Jackie Chan I am looking for.
As expected, the IKEA God of War was being chased by a group of people again. No wonder his guiding stick swayed left and right like a convulsion.
With all the messy things in his mind, Tom Mu changed from squatting to standing.
He regarded the iron basin under his feet as a flying sword, and he became a flying swordsman flying in the basin.
In order to make the picture more harmonious, it did not forget to turn the upside-down iron basin over so that the mouth of the basin was facing up, and he stood in the iron basin.
In this way, considering Tom Mu's size, this iron basin at least looks like a small boat.
On the street one kilometer away, a man wearing a blue sweater, tawny pants and brown leather shoes was running as fast as he could!
Behind him, there was a group of tall people in black suits who looked very troublesome at first glance, shouting and cursing and chasing him.
"Ah! Bad luck! Bad luck! Bad luck! Bad luck!"
Jackie Chan really couldn't figure it out. He just came out for a normal walk, and this group of people came out of nowhere and wanted to kidnap him.
Although Jackie Chan considers himself a civilized and polite person.
But facing such a group of obviously bad guys, naturally they cannot be captured without restraint.
So after some entanglement, Jackie Chan found the right opportunity and started to run away.
I originally thought that after I ran a certain distance, this group of people would quit.
I never thought that they were really persistent.
This has been chasing me for several streets, and I still haven't given up.
Jackie Chan really couldn't figure out where he provoked them!
"Jackie Chan! Don't run! Our boss wants to see you!"
Someone in the group of people chasing Jackie Chan suddenly shouted.
"I'm sorry! I don't know your boss, and I don't want to see him."
Jackie Chan ran away and answered loudly without looking back.
While speaking, Jackie Chan easily climbed over the railing with one hand, and then relied on his super skill and reaction speed to get over the passing vehicles, crossing the four-lane road in less than a few seconds.
The group of men in suits behind him also wanted to catch up, but they didn't have Jackie Chan behind them. As soon as they climbed over the railing and took two steps forward, they heard a series of rapid car horns!
"Didi-di-di-!"
A large number of cars were rushing back and forth on the road, whizzing by.
The men in suits could only stop and stare at Jackie Chan across the road with some irritation.
Jackie Chan, who was crossing the road, seemed to realize that the person chasing him couldn't pass, so he stopped temporarily.
Putting his hands on his knees, he gasped for air, trying to regain his strength quickly.
At the same time, he did not forget to look sideways at the group of men in suits across the road.
Seeing that they really couldn't get through, he couldn't help but show a proud look on his face.
Standing up straight again, Jackie Chan regained his strength, and he did not forget to make faces at the group of men in suits across the road like a child: "Just a little bit! You can't get through! Haha! Remember to use zebra crossings and look at the traffic lights when crossing the road. Oh, I'm going home first!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jackie Chan suddenly heard a whistling sound coming from behind him.
Before he could react, he felt like someone had hit him hard on the back of his head!
With the sound of "bump", Jackie Chan, who had just been defeated for less than three seconds, suddenly fell forward and fell to the ground.
"Dang Dang Dang"
Jackie Chan fell to the ground, and there was a sound of sticks hitting the ground, rebounding, bouncing, and rolling on the rough road.
Jackie Chan, who was hit with a sap, grinned in pain and turned to look at the place where the stick made the sound.
Just in time to see a stick rolling towards me.
Jackie Chan can be sure that he was attacked by this stick just now.
There is just one thing that makes Jackie Chan very concerned.
That's why there are so many photos of yourself on this stick?
These photos are still very strange.
There seemed to be people younger than himself. What made Jackie Chan shrink his pupils and almost scold him was that among them there was a photo of himself cosplaying Chun Li.
Jackie Chan doesn't remember taking such shameful photos!
This sudden sense of shame even made Jackie Chan forget his headache.
He got up from the ground in an instant.
I originally wanted to pick up this strange stickStrange wooden stick, but heard a series of car horns coming from the road ahead.
Looking up, Jackie Chan was immediately startled.
The group of men in suits actually stopped the cars on the road, crossed the road, and ran towards them.
If it hadn't been for being hit by that inexplicable wooden stick just now, Jackie Chan would have successfully run away by now.
A series of encounters made Jackie Chan suddenly look bitter, and he had no choice but to turn around and run away again.
When he ran past a skateboard boy sitting on the steps and resting, Jackie Chan seemed to have thought of something and quickly turned back.
After glancing at the confused young man in front of him, and then at the men in suits who were still chasing after him, Jackie Chan picked up the skateboard and ran away.
As he ran, he never forgot to shout: "I'm sorry! I will pay it back to you!"
"Wow--"
Throwing the skateboard to the ground, Jackie Chan jumped on the skateboard and rushed onto the road again.
When a bus passed by, Jackie Chan did not forget to hold the rear door handle of the bus. Using the speed of the bus, he stepped on a skateboard and took him quickly away from the group of men in suits.
This method is indeed effective.
No matter how fast a person is, he cannot catch up with the car.
With the help of the bus, the distance between Jackie Chan and the group of men in suits is getting farther and farther.
This made Jackie Chan breathe a big sigh of relief.
"Clang!"
At this moment, a black shadow fell from the sky and hit him hard!
This sudden movement startled Jackie Chan, and he almost let go of his grip on the bus.
Looking intently, Jackie Chan stared at him and his eyes widened in shock.
I saw a big cat sitting in an iron basin. In order to keep up with its speed, it put its paws on the ground and banged hard like a rowing pole.
The iron basin suddenly "clattered" on the rough road, creating sparks.
What made Jackie Chan's mind go crazy the most was that while the cat was rowing on the road as if it were a river, keeping parallel to himself, he even turned his head and blinked at himself to discharge his electricity.
This was the first time Jackie Chan saw such a flattering expression on a cat's face.
Seeing Jackie Chan dumbfounded, Tang Mu raised his paw and gestured to Jackie Chan with a big heart, saying "I am so cute, please adopt me quickly" written all over his face!
Jackie Chan doesn't think Tom Mu is cute.
Now Jackie Chan only feels that there is a big problem with this cat designation!
You have to stay away!
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