Ch. 155 / 46333%

Chapter 155: What is a humanoid weapon? (akimbo)

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The two guards rushed into the temple. After seeing the sarcophagus enshrined here falling to the ground, they rushed forward without thinking. They angrily held edged weapons to deal with Jackie Chan and William.
For these people with strong beliefs, there is no sense in anything that involves blaspheming their beliefs.
Seeing a bright scimitar hitting his head, William was immediately frightened and turned pale.
Fortunately, Jackie Chan has finished his dream at this time.
When he heard William yelling, he immediately reacted.
He stretched out his foot and tripped William's foot hard, causing William to fall backwards to the ground.
At the same time, he dodged the scimitar slashed by the guard.
Seeing the scimitar guard shift his target to himself, Jackie Chan, who was sitting on the stone slab, immediately showed him a signature smile, waved his hand, and said in Indian: "Hello, we..."
Before Jackie Chan could finish speaking, the scimitar guard immediately swung his scimitar and struck at Jackie Chan!
Didn't give Jackie Chan a chance to explain at all.
Jackie Chan, who didn't want to fight, suddenly made a bitter look on his face and quickly bent down to avoid the scimitar.
He stood up and wanted to grab the ancient sword next to him as a self-defense weapon.
But just as he stretched out his hand, a spear pierced him!
Jackie Chan was so frightened that he quickly stopped his hand and rolled backwards out of the coffin lid.
"Unlucky, bad luck, bad luck!"
Jackie Chan stood up and wanted to escape, but was blocked by the guards again.
"Hey! Jack! What should we do?"
William and Jackie Chan were back to back, each facing a guard, both looking like they were crying.
"You have the nerve to ask me, I told you not to take things randomly."
Jackie Chan's tone was a bit hateful.
"I've already taken everything. Mi'an said we'll talk about it when I get back. The focus now is how we go back."
"Hey! Be careful!"
Before William could finish his words, Jackie Chan, who was watching all the way, immediately spotted the spear guard standing on William's side, preparing to attack.
The moment the other party raised his hand, Jackie Chan had already reacted, pushed William's head down, and turned his head sideways.
The next moment, a spear that was still trembling slightly passed by their heads!
Before the opponent could take back the spear, Jackie Chan grabbed the wooden shaft of the spear with quick eyes and quick hands, stretched out his foot and kicked the heel of William's left leg violently!
William's left leg was kicked and he kicked forward! He kicked the spear guard in the chest, causing the guard to fall backwards!
The spear in his hand also let go.
With weapons in hand, Jackie Chan felt more confident.
He held the spear in his hand and swung it, making a sound of breaking through the air, and immediately performed a set of marksmanship in front of the scimitar guard.
The scimitar guards had never seen this formation before, and they were too frightened to step forward.
"Come on! Come on!"
Jackie Chan was a little proud, silently took two steps back, lightly kicked William, who was rubbing his heel with a painful look on his face, and whispered: "Hey, don't worry, they are afraid, we will leave soon ."
William grimaced: "Jack, I know you are good at fighting. But I can't. Can you please stop using me as your weapon next time. My body can't stand this kind of torture."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I have to follow the emergency. Now that I have a weapon in my hand, I definitely won't do it."
Jackie Chan turned to look at William and comforted him: "One against one, I'm sure there will be no problem."
"What about one versus two?"
William squatted on the ground and pointed in front of Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan turned around and saw that the guard who had just been kicked to the ground had stood up. He was rubbing his chest and walked to the scimitar guard, staring at him with wide eyes.
Seeing this, Jackie Chan forced a smile and whispered: "One against two, it should be no problem."
"Hey, Tom, do you think Uncle Long can really beat two with one?"
Xiaoyu, who was hiding aside, watched everything in front of her with interest, listened to their conversation, and asked Tang Mu in a low voice.
Xiaoyu is very excited now. The reason why she followed all the way from Xiangjiang here is just to see these.
This is what Xiaoyu thinks adventure should be like.
Tang Mu grinned, knowing that Xiaoyu didn't really want to hear his answer, but was just a little excited and wanted to talk to someone casually.
As for whether Jackie Chan can fight one against two, of course there is no problem.
Even if this is not a furniture city, it is not a problem at all if you want to fight one against two with hard power.
What's more, the person in front of me is still the animated version of Jackie Chan, and his physical fitness is not far behind that of Captain America.
However, Jackie Chan's character has always been relatively modest and low-key.
Although I am very capable of fighting, I always feel that I cannot fight.
Anyway, Tang Mu doesn't have to worry about Jackie Chan's safety.
Now it is holding the camera, ready to capture more of Jackie Chan's beautiful fighting photos.
Kung Fu is the top popular symbol and cultural symbol in the world.
With the addition of kung fu, it will be easier to make Jackie Chan famous.
On the other side, the confrontation between Jackie Chan and the two guards continued.
The two guards looked at each other for a while, then suddenly turned around and shouted something.
Not long after, under Jackie Chan's surprised gaze, eight more guards rushed in from outside. One of them was young and handsome, and seemed to be the leader of this group of guards.
"Gudong"William swallowed and didn't feel the pain in his feet anymore. He quickly stood up and hid behind Jackie Chan: "There are ten people now, are you okay?"
Jackie Chan was about to cry but had no tears: "You try to fight."
As soon as he finished speaking, the guards over there were already waving their weapons and rushing forward with shouts.
There was no other way, Jackie Chan could only raise his spear to face the enemy.
Although Jackie Chan screamed that he was unlucky, his skills at hand were really not weak.
Seeing that Jackie Chan looked weak and afraid of fighting, the guards thought that Jackie Chan was really weak.
As soon as I started using it, I immediately felt like a clown.
There was a "crackling" sound in the battle, and the weapons in the hands of the guards were knocked out of their hands by Jackie Chan with a spear, and fell directly to the ground.
Originally, Jackie Chan thought that by knocking off their weapons, these guards would give up the fight.
I never thought that they were extremely persistent.
Even though there was no weapon in his hand, he still roared and charged forward when faced with Jackie Chan holding a spear!
Facing this group of guards, Jackie Chan had no choice but to fight back again.
But the spearhead is edged after all.
If you are not careful, you will make a hole in someone's body.
Jackie Chan had no choice but to hold back and beat him.
But there were many people on the other side, so Jackie Chan held back his strength, and without noticing, he was hugged from behind!
He was immediately punched twice in the stomach, and the spear in his hand was also taken away.
Seeing this situation, Tang Mu couldn't help but curse in his heart.
Here we go again, more than a dozen, and Uncle Long always gets beaten.
But it's precisely because of this that Uncle Long's fighting scenes are more realistic and better-looking than other action scenes.
Tang Mu wondered if it was time for him to go over and help.
The Disha Temple is indeed a bit empty. Except for the coffin, there is nothing else.
If it were just a place with more complex terrain, Jackie Chan wouldn't be able to fight like this.
Moreover, Jackie Chan also has William, a procrastinator, to take care of. If he is distracted, it will be even harder to fight.
Just as Tang Mu was thinking this, he saw Jackie Chan suddenly lift up William next to him, directly swinging William as a weapon, using him as a long stick, knocking down the guards beside him to the ground.
Seeing this scene in front of him, Tang Mu was instantly stunned.
Good guy, it really didn't expect Uncle Long to have such a skill.
Xiaoyu beside her didn't care about so much. She was so excited when she saw that her Uncle Long was so powerful.
He clenched his little fists and almost couldn't help but jump up and shout loudly.
"Hey! You promised not to use me as a weapon."

Being put back on the ground by Jackie Chan, William felt pain everywhere in his body and his head was still dizzy. Looking at Jackie Chan in front of him, he felt like he had a double image.
But he couldn't care less, pointed at Jackie Chan, and immediately started to accuse with grief and anger.
Jackie Chan was also a little embarrassed. He moved away William's hand that was about to poke his nose, and said with a smile: "It's urgent, and I promise there won't be a next time."
As he spoke, Jackie Chan raised four fingers and swore to William.
"You'd better keep your word."
William's face was full of discomfort, and he covered his head with his hands, feeling that his brain was about to be shaken into mud by Jackie Chan.
"Ah! Damn blasphemer!"
At this moment, a strong guard behind William suddenly sat up in a state of dying illness! Raise your fist and hit William on the head!
"William, be careful!"
Jackie Chan yelled, grabbed William's hair, and slammed him back!
"Boom!" With a loud noise, the back of William's head suddenly hit the strong guard behind him on the nose!
"Ouch--!"
These are two screams combined into one!
The guard's nose was hit hard, and the back of William's head also hurt a lot.
One of the two people covered their noses and the other covered the back of their heads. They squatted down at the same time in perfect harmony. It looked like they were really in pain.
"William, are you okay?"
Jackie Chan knelt down next to William and looked at his childhood friend in front of him with a nervous expression.
"you!"
William squatted on the ground, turned around and pointed at Jackie Chan, as if he wanted to say something serious.
But his movement of turning around was a bit hasty, and there was a "click" sound, as if he had twisted his waist.
With this twist of the waist, William suppressed all the words stuck in his mouth, leaving only the sound of "drink".
Seeing this, Jackie Chan subconsciously complained: "I told you to exercise more, look at you."
William finally took a breath and looked at Jackie Chan with some sadness and anger: "You agreed not to use me as a weapon! This is the third time!"
"When things are urgent, follow authority. When things are urgent, follow authority."
Jackie Chan said, pulling William up from the ground.
Being fucked by Jackie Chan as a human weapon, William really felt like his body was about to fall apart.
After all, his body is not made of iron. Even if it is made of iron, it cannot withstand this kind of torture.
Fortunately, this adventure paid off, otherwise, this plan would have been in vain.
Yes, although Jackie Chan uses him as a weapon to hit others.
But the force was mutual, and William only felt like he was being beaten.
"Look at the injuries all over my body."
William rolled up his sleeves to show Jackie the bruises on his body.
"Oh, it's okay. Just go back and put some red oil on it. Let's go quickly. If you don't leave, it will be too late."
Jackie Chan has heard outsideMore noise.
William had just been pulled by Jackie Chan and ran two steps outside. He seemed to have remembered something. He started wrestling with Jackie Chan again, trying to run back: "Wait! There are still things I haven't taken!"
"Those are other people's things, we can't take them."
Jackie Chan still held on to William, not wanting him to go back.
"Didn't Dad ask you to come here to find the Tiger Talisman Jade Pendant? We have to take that thing away, right?"
William mentioned the Tiger Talisman Jade Pendant, which was related to the dream that had troubled Jackie Chan for two years, and Jackie Chan suddenly became a little hesitant.
"Have you seen the tiger talisman and jade pendant?"
"I saw it, it's in the sarcophagus."
After hearing what William said, Jackie Chan hesitated again.
"Don't you often borrow things? Just like my gem, you'll never return it until you use it up."
William knew his friend's character, and the Tiger Talisman Jade Pendant was of little use to William.
But he also knew that if he couldn't convince Jackie Chan, with Jackie Chan's character, he would rather continue to be troubled by dreams than get the jade pendant.
Fortunately, Jackie Chan is not a rigid person.
At least they are more persuasive.
After what William said, coupled with the troubles caused by the dream in those two years, Jackie Chan was also a little moved.
"Okay, one last time, we'll return it when we're done..."
Before Jackie Chan finished speaking, there was only a "bang" sound.
A smoke bomb fell from the ceiling, and when it hit the ground, it emitted a large amount of thick smoke, quickly covering the entire tomb chamber.
Accompanied by the sound of the rope descending, a slender figure quickly slid down from above and landed squarely on the sarcophagus.
"Since none of you want it, I'll just take it."
The man was not polite. After coming down, he quickly took away the ancient painting, jade pendant and ancient sword.
As soon as the rope around her body was pulled, the nylon rope was instantly tightened and retracted, carrying the woman's figure upwards.
"Ah! It's the sister who is following Uncle Long!"
Xiaoyu recognized the owner of that voice and couldn't help shouting.
She really didn't expect that at the most critical moment, the woman would suddenly come out and kill her.
After meeting the woman for the last time in New Delhi, I didn't see her again during the journey to Disha.
Xiaoyu thought that the woman gave up following Jackie Chan because she was discovered.
"Oops! Things were taken away!"
"Xiaoyu! Oh my God! Is it you!"
In the smoke, the shouts of William and Jackie Chan came.
Obviously the two people have completely different concerns.
"Oops, Uncle Long found out!"
With a look of horror on her face, Xiaoyu pulled Tang Mu around and tried to escape.
She finally came out once and saw such a wonderful real adventure. She didn't want to be driven home by Jackie Chan.
Just as she turned around, Xiaoyu felt a strong force coming from her, her feet flew into the air, and she was directly lifted up by Jackie Chan.
Waving his hand to clear away the smoke in front of him, Jackie Chan could clearly see Xiaoyu's face in front of him, and suddenly felt a headache: "Oh my god! Xiaoyu! It's really you! How did you get here! Where's dad?! Tom Woolen cloth?!"
Hearing Jackie Chan calling him, Tang Mu quickly meowed aside to show his presence.
When Jackie Chan lowered his head and saw that Tang Mu was here, he suddenly felt more headache.
"Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on Xiaoyu and not let her leave your sight?"
Jackie Chan knows that this cat is very smart, so he treats Tom as he would a human child.
When Tang Mu heard this, he shrugged and spread his paws.
Looking up at Jackie Chan, the kitten held circles with both hands and pointed the gesture of a telescope at Xiaoyu, indicating that it listened to Jackie Chan's words and kept staring at Xiaoyu without letting her leave his sight.
"Snapped!"
Jackie Chan slapped himself on the forehead, feeling that his head must be much more painful than William's at this moment.
"Uncle Long, let's run away first. There are many people coming outside."
Xiaoyu was carried in the air like a kitten. She was afraid that Jackie Chan would chase her back, so she could only quickly change the subject.
Jackie Chan also heard the growing noise outside.
I knew that it was definitely not just the guards of the temple, but probably the hundreds of believers who had also been mobilized and were pouring in here.
That's why it has such a big momentum.
Jackie Chan doesn't have the confidence to fight thousands of them, although he really wants to teach Xiaoyu a lesson.
But he also knew that now was not the time, so he could only say to Xiaoyu: "I'll talk to you about this when I get back!"
With that said, Jackie Chan held Xiaoyu in one hand and Tang Mu in the other, kicked William next to him, and said anxiously: "Run! What are you waiting for!"
"But your jade pendant!"
William looked up at the dome, obviously unwilling.
Obviously those treasures are close at hand, but the cooked duck just flew away.
"Now is not the time to talk about that. If you don't leave, you won't be able to leave even if you want to."
Jackie Chan greeted again and ran outside quickly.
Seeing this, William had no choice but to sigh and quickly followed Jackie Chan.
There are several entrances and exits to the Disha Temple.
Jackie Chan deliberately chose a place with few people.
After passing through the stone corridor, the sky was bright and clear ahead.
Jackie Chan held Xiaoyu in his arms and Tang Mu in his other hand, and ran out of the Disha Temple.
I saw that there was already a commotion in the square outside.
A large number of believers poured in from the other side of the temple, and they were there to catch Jackie Chan and the others.
But the templeAlthough there are many entrances, they are narrow and cannot allow too many people to enter at the same time. Therefore, there are still a large number of believers gathering in the square at this moment.
"The intruder is there!"
The saint lying on the ground noticed Jackie Chan and the others first, and immediately raised his hand and pointed over here.
When the surrounding believers heard this, they roared and ran wildly.
When Jackie Chan saw this, he was also frightened, and hurriedly ran towards the back hill with William, who had just ran out of the temple.
"Hey! Jack! Didn't you say someone would come to pick you up soon? I only saw monkeys all over the mountain!"
The two ran together on the yellowed stone mountain, and William began to ask loudly.
As soon as he finished speaking, a helicopter arranged by Jackie Chan in advance appeared in front of Jackie Chan and the others.
The hatch on one side of the helicopter opened, and the helicopter's high-speed rotating propellers brought strong wind pressure.
"You go up first!"
Jackie Chan shouted at William!
Seeing William successfully boarding the helicopter, he wanted to hand Xiaoyu to William.
But at this moment, the group of believers behind them began to pick up stones and throw them at the helicopter and Jackie Chan!
In order to avoid the danger, the helicopter could only pull up in an emergency and stay away from this rocky mountain.
"Hey! Don't drive away! Jack and the others haven't boarded the plane yet!"
William shouted at the driver.
The driver ignored him. In this case, it would be good to pick up someone, but he didn't want to risk his life for it.
On the other side, Jackie Chan was still being chased and stoned by a group of believers.
He hurriedly ran away on the rocky mountain, and could only watch the helicopter fly away.
"Uncle Long, let's jump into the river!"
Xiaoyu, who was pinched under Jackie Chan's arm, shouted.
Jackie Chan lowered his head and looked at the river under the stone mountain, then looked back at the group of crazy believers.
There is no other way, just jump!

Jackie Chan gritted his teeth, hugged Xiaoyu and Tang Mu to his chest, turned his back to the river and jumped in!
Jackie Chan didn't know if his body could withstand diving from such a high altitude.
But at this moment, Tang Mu suddenly did something that made Jackie Chan unexpected and extremely shocking!

End of Chapter

Ch. 155 / 46333%
Ch. 155 / 46333%