Chapter 162: The Price of Making Qi Yao Drink Alcohol
10:30 p. m.
"We killed nine people tonight; those guys died quite unjustly."
Lin Feng lifted his glass, took a sip of red wine, and said lightly.
Qi Yao lifted her head and looked at Lin Feng.
Lin Feng continued, "That kid said he wanted to harass my girlfriend, so I shot him dead with one bullet."
At that time, Lin Feng met Jing Fei in his capacity as a police officer.
Jing Fei wanted to investigate who Lin Feng's girlfriend was, and would certainly discover Qi Yao.
Now everyone knows Professor Qi is Lin Feng's girlfriend.
"If you do that, don't tell Captain Liu."
Qi Yao reminded.
Lin Feng laughed and said, "You think he doesn't know? When he saw the scene and the missing women who had been found, he realized my shooting was a bit excessive.
Just a somewhat wealthy lunatic playing a role‑playing game…"
At this point, Lin Feng recalled Captain Liu's action of returning the gun to him before the operation…
Forget it, I can't keep thinking about it.
In the future, such matters need more consideration, but never become a city guardian and inadvertently get caught with any leverage.
Then I can only honestly work for others.
"Starting tomorrow you have a two‑day vacation; want to have a drink?"
Lin Feng asked with a smile.
Qi Yao shook her head, "After drinking Alcohol, I lose my sanity."
Lin Feng smirked inwardly, "Have a sip, Yao Yao, I haven't seen you drink Alcohol yet!"
Qi Yao couldn't argue with Lin Feng, and took a glass.
Lin Feng filled it to the brim for her.
Then he ate steak while drinking red wine.
Qi Yao's Alcohol tolerance was clearly insufficient; one glass of red wine made her collapse, slumping onto the table.
Lin Feng chuckled.
What? Have a baby in two years!
He imagined Qi Yao giving birth to a baby for him right away.
He also didn't know how Qi Yao, as a mother, would raise the child.
She wouldn't buy toys; they'd be human skeletons or Scalpel‑like things, right?
A ridiculous scene flashed in Lin Feng's mind.
After carrying Qi Yao into the bedroom, Lin Feng was about to act when the phone rang.
It was Qi Yao's phone.
No need to guess; Lin Feng already knew who it was.
It wasn't a call, but a video‑app connection request.
Lin Feng scratched his head, opened the phone, and accepted.
When she saw Lin Feng, Qi Yao's mother Shu Xiaohui laughed, "It's Xiao Feng! It's so late, are we disturbing you?"
Lin Feng hurriedly said, "No, Auntie, we haven't slept yet! But Yao Yao had a bit of Alcohol and seems drunk."
After speaking, Lin Feng pointed the camera at Qi Yao and took a shot.
Qi Yao's face was flushed red, as if she were asleep.
"I'm drunk..."
Qi Yao's mother elongated her tone, containing an inexplicable meaning.
"Auntie!"
Lin Feng was still smug, about to say that Qi Yao would have a two‑day leave and could go home.
Unexpectedly, Shu Xiaohui turned her head and shouted, "Zheng Wei! Why is the video lagging again, lagging..."
Then the video call dropped.
Lin Feng chuckled.
Fearing Qi Yao's phone might malfunction, he tucked it under the pillow.
Then he ran to take a shower.
"Two tigers! Two tigers are a pair! A pair! One male tiger and one female tiger, so delightful, so delightful..."
Lin Feng hummed the tune, utterly happy.
Just after finishing, the bathroom door opened.
Qi Yao stood there, holding a Scalpel, eyes wide open, looking at Lin Feng with childlike innocence.
"Damn!"
Lin Feng was startled, quickly covering his lower part with both hands.
Clearly, Qi Yao was sleepwalking again.
People said she shouldn't drink Alcohol, yet Lin Feng insisted she do.
This won't trigger a third mode, will it?
No wonder Qi Yao's mother cut off the video call after seeing Qi Yao drunk.
Lin Feng stroked his chin, which had some stubble.
Anyway, it's just shaving!
Lin Feng took a mirror from the washstand and squatted down.
After Qi Yao helped him shave his beard, happiness could still continue.
Qi Yao approached and slowly shaved Lin Feng's beard clean.
Next, she aimed at Lin Feng's eyebrows.
With two light strokes, she scraped them clean.
In the mirror was Lin Feng's bitter gourd face.
But there was no way; Qi Yao's procedure wasn't finished yet.
After scraping the eyebrows clean, it was the hair's turn.
The sharp scalpel pressed against the scalp, hardly making a sound.
Clumps of shiny black short hair fell like that onto the floor.
Then a round, shiny bald head was revealed.
Finally, the shaving was done!
Qi Yao also ran her hand over Lin Feng's bald head, examined it for a while, then turned and left.
"Huh~"
Lin Feng stood up, looked at himself in the washstand mirror, and wore an expression of surprise.
Who would have thought that without eyebrows and hair he would still be this handsome!
And this handsomeness is quite stylish!
"Whoosh~"
Lin Feng used the showerhead to wash the hair off his body clean.
After putting on his pajamas, he also cleaned up the hair in the bathroom.
Then he returned to the bedroom.
He saw Qi Yao sleeping soundly while holding a scalpel in her hand.
Lin Feng hurriedly put her scalpel away.
"Little beauty! I'm here!"
Lin Feng was about to pounce on her when his phone rang again.
It had been less than an hour since the last call; how come it's coming again?
Lin Feng reluctantly picked up the phone from under the pillow.
After the video call connected, he saw all three members of the Qi family appear on the screen.
"Hahaha..."
When they saw Lin Feng's bald head and his sword-like eyebrows gone, cheerful laughter rang out.
Lin Feng gave a wry smile, "You actually still kept some!"
Shu Xiaohui said, "Xiao Feng! Yao Yao usually doesn't drink alcohol; it must be you who got her to drink, right? She doesn't drink, and that's also what her father told her!"
Qi Lei raised his hand and said, "Me too, I've been through that once."
Shu Xiaohui said, "That won't disturb your rest! But Xiao Feng, you also can't let Yao Yao know about this, or she'll be hurt. I think you should come up with a reason for her missing eyebrows and hair while she's still asleep."
"Brother-in-law, goodbye!"
Qi Lei waved at Lin Feng.
Then the video call ended.
"Sigh~"
Lin Feng let out a sigh.
Then he put on his clothes, left a note, and departed.
To keep Qi Yao from finding out, he could only leave temporarily.
By then it was already past midnight.
Lin Feng drove his car out of the residential area and opened the window.
As the wind blew, his whole head felt cool.
There weren't many cars on the road, so Lin Feng naturally drove a bit faster.
Just as he was about to turn at an upcoming intersection, suddenly a traffic officer waved a stop sign.
It looked like they were checking for drunk driving!
Lin Feng wasn't flustered; he immediately pulled out his documents from his pocket.
He stopped the car, and when the officer approached, Lin Feng presented his documents.
The officer first looked at Lin Feng, then at the documents, then again at Lin Feng, then at the documents...
After a few such exchanges, the officer furrowed his brows and said, "Get out of the car! Put your hands up!"
After getting out, Lin Feng was handcuffed.
As he was being put into the police car, Lin Feng wore a helpless expression.
This guy, without eyebrows, really is prone to bad luck!
Next time, I'll definitely not let Qi Yao drink alcohol...
End of Chapter
