Chapter 287: A Massive, Crazy Harem Showdown

Lan Yun's words, soft as those of a little girl, instantly rippled across heaven and earth.

After hearing this, almost everyone stood dazed, mouths slightly agape.

They looked at Xu Chen and Lan Yun, their eyes filled with disbelief.

How could Xu Chen, a mere Martial Saint of the Second Turn, command these Martial Saints of the Fourth Turn and above?

Damn! This is ridiculous!

Only to see Xu Chen pat Lan Yun's head: "It's been a year, you've grown taller. Brother Xu Chen is very pleased."

He felt he needed to build a good relationship with Lan Yun right now.

That way, if Lan Yun ever flew into a rage, at least he, the villain, wouldn't suffer.

With Xu Chen patting her head, Lan Yun immediately squinted her eyes like a little kitten, utterly obedient.

It seemed that while she was a female demon lord in front of others, before Xu Chen, she should be this well-behaved.

The coldness on her face vanished completely, replaced by a slightly flushed complexion. She shyly said, "Big brother, in a few more years, I can marry you." Xu Chen: "..."

Damn, he could understand sixteen-year-olds having feelings for him.

But you, at eleven years old, are going a bit too far!

Xu Chen coughed: "Stop it, you're only eleven. This is an adult matter." Hearing this, everyone was left speechless.

Holy crap! This girl is only eleven?

You beast! You wouldn't even spare an eleven-year-old!

Lan Yun pouted: "In a few more years it'll be fine. Look at Sister Gongsun Piaomiao, she's only sixteen."

Gongsun Piaomiao hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes, sixteen is fine. Brother Chen, look..."

Xu Chen looked utterly exasperated.

Show some restraint, hey! This is a fantasy world; can't you think of normal things?

Like cultivation, treasure hunting, alchemy, or something?

Do they have a problem, thinking day and night about how to become his woman and how to take advantage of him?

Ugh! Calm down! He's just a villain!

He bared his teeth: "Girls should be low-key. Don't talk about such things recklessly." Damn it, I still want to go back!

You women from this virtual world aren't as important as the real world!

It's just a book; does he really plan to live in a book forever?

At this moment, Shangguan Luoyun said softly: "We aren't talking recklessly. We are all willing to marry you. At most, I'll be the main wife, and they can be the concubines."

Ling Qingyan, hearing this, became unhappy: "Why should you be the main wife? My age isn't younger than yours either. Hmph, I'll be the main wife."

Ling Huang rolled her eyes: "Heh, talking about age makes me laugh. I existed ten thousand years ago; how dare you?"

Jing Lian, also annoyed, said: "Me, me, me! My age isn't low either. I won't fight for first place; I'll fight for second." Li Ruoling snorted: "Pah! What's the use of being old? Xu Chen likes me the most. All of you get out of the way." Gongsun Piaomiao huffed, hands on hips: "I have money. I'm a rich woman, and I'm beautiful. Xu Chen likes me the most."

Yi Bingrou spat: "I am the Frost Saint Body! I can assist Brother Chen's cultivation. You can't. Get out of the way."

In an instant, these many heroines suddenly started arguing.

Each one argued fiercely, and as they spoke, there was an underlying hint that they might start fighting.

Over there, Jing Lian summoned the Indestructible Sun Body; over here, Gongsun Piaomiao shook her bells.

Ling Huang began releasing Dead Spirit Qi, while Li Ruoling started displaying the abilities of her Innate Dao Body.

Yi Bingrou went further, directly using Ice Sealing Ten Thousand Miles, intending to freeze everyone solid.

Lan Yun, puffed up with anger, released a terrifying, overwhelming might, wanting to intimidate all the heroines. Xu Chen: "..."

Watching this scene, Xu Chen was completely numb.

Big sisters, I have no relationship with any of you, okay?

You talk as if something happened between us.

Come to think of it, this is the first time he has encountered such a huge and terrifying harem showdown.

Because all eleven heroines here are Martial Saint level.

If they start fighting in a moment, the entire Dark Dragon Abyss will likely be in trouble.

One hundred percent trouble, not a possibility.

Murong Bian from Tianling Palace over there had his mouth twitching uncontrollably. He hurriedly walked to Xu Chen's side, tears in his eyes: "Brother Xu, Master Xu, Great Master Xu, please make them stop immediately, or the Dark Dragon Abyss will be destroyed."

The people from Immortal Pavilion, Primordial Beast Gate, and Limitless Sound Valley were also staring at Xu Chen with pleading eyes.

Although they were too embarrassed to speak, the meaning in their eyes was already extremely clear.

Big brother, I beg you, stop them quickly, or our families will be destroyed.

Especially that Lan Yun; the terrifying aura she unleashed.

In a moment, everything within a radius of one hundred thousand li could turn to nothingness and annihilation, with no living beings remaining.

0... Begging for flowers...

Xu Chen looked like he had a toothache; he didn't want this either, brothers.

He said helplessly: "Come to think of it, these aren't even my women. I actually have no reason to stop them." He spoke the truth; these women are heroines, what does that have to do with him!

Murong Bian's face instantly turned black. Did you think I didn't see those women kissing you?

Damn it, you even kissed them back! Now you're saying it has nothing to do with you?

Murong Bian suppressed the urge to beat Xu Chen to a pulp and forced a smile: "But Master Xu, only you can stop them!"

"Boom!"

As he spoke, Lan Yun released a sphere of light.

The next second, the sphere struck the ground.

Everyone watched in shock as the sphere annihilated every living creature within a radius of ten thousand li.

In an instant, this stretch of land turned into a wasteland, a region utterly devoid of life.

They were dumbfounded.

If Lan Yun were to throw out a few more Spiritual Qi light spheres, they would be done for. Murong Bian stared blankly: "Master Xu, did you see that?"

Xu Chen clicked his tongue: "Uh, yeah, I saw it. The consequences are pretty serious."

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched wildly—not just pretty serious, but extremely serious.

Damn it, big bro, why the hell did you bring a bunch of Martial Saint women here for no reason?

Holy crap, every single one of them has terrifying methods; they couldn't resist even if they wanted to.

We're done for!

Xu Chen coughed once, looked toward Lan Yun and the others, and said: "That's enough, stop."

The moment these words fell, the many female leads immediately snorted coldly and one after another retracted their martial arts and cultivation methods.

Seeing this, the crowd immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

It's quiet now—goddamn finally quiet.

Xu Chen rebuked them: "Stop yanking my chain, I'm not interested in a single one of you. You bicker every day, it's freaking annoying." The crowd clicked their tongues—this thief Xu is starting to sound a bit 'humble-braggy'.

They really wanted to beat thief Xu to death, but they also figured thief Xu might genuinely be annoyed right now.

Hearing this, the women all stuck out their tongues and didn't dare bicker anymore.

Seeing this, Xu Chen immediately said: "That's more like it. Don't quarrel in the future, yeah? I hate women who fight the most—just like a bunch of shrews."

The female leads immediately vowed solemnly: "There definitely won't be a next time." The crowd: "…"

The crowd's mouths fell slightly open—holy crap, is he really that awesome?

This thief Xu has absolute dominance at home!

……Damn.