Chapter 517: Jiang Lingjun: Hmph! Stinky Xu-lang! Call me Junjun, won't you?
Xu Chen's face ached as if his teeth hurt: "Why do you insist on following me, big sis? I have no resources, no backing.
I'm just a bit better-looking, and I'm a scumbag, and I live off a woman.
If you don't believe me, go ask the others—I'm no different from a beast." Xu Chen pursed his lips—had he blackened his own name enough?
Damn it, they'd basically backed him into a corner.
Hearing this, the onlookers immediately chimed in indignantly: "Exactly, a beast, a scumbag, with over thirty women around him."
"Hall Master, you absolutely must not stay by the side of a man like this who lives off a woman—you'll suffer for it."
"Well said, Xu Chen admitted it himself, and we feel the same way."
"But my conditions are quite good—I've lived for several thousand years and still have no Dao Companion, how about you…"
A crowd of people were frantically trampling Xu Chen, and even took the chance to sell themselves a little.
Hoping to gain Jiang Lingjun's approval.
After all, Jiang Lingjun is the Water Spirit Hall Master!
Damn it, don't you know how many Emperor-grade Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures Yaochi Holy Land has?
If one were to obtain Jiang Lingjun, it wouldn't be as simple as obtaining a beauty.
In the future, all kinds of top-grade Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures, fine nectar and jade-like dew, could be eaten and drunk at will.
The other three Holy Lands combined probably wouldn't have so many.
This is Yaochi Holy Land.
Didn't you see Yan Song? He only gained the favor of a mere little maidservant.
And he was already able to obtain a pile of top-grade Holy-grade Pills—at the time, everyone's eyes turned red with envy.
But the one standing right here now is Jiang Lingjun!
Holy shit! If I could get this woman—
What the result would mean—need it even be said?
After they finished speaking, they secretly figured that at this point Jiang Lingjun surely wouldn't like Xu Chen anymore.
Right? What normal woman would fight a pile of women for a man's favor!
There are plenty of handsome guys here, no need.
Therefore, at this moment, they all gazed at Jiang Lingjun with burning eyes.
Hoping Jiang Lingjun would notice them.
Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Jiang Lingjun still said shyly: "It's fine, I have resources, I have backing.
As long as you're willing to admit you're my man, all of that will be yours.
Xu-lang, what are you still spacing out for? Say that I'm your woman." The crowd: "…"
Holy shit! That move left them dumbfounded.
Big sis, the guy himself said he's a scumbag, a beast, and has a pile of women.
And the result is, you still want to fight over Xu Chen?
Holy shit, are you sick in the head?
A perfectly good Water Spirit Hall Master of Yaochi Holy Land, supremely noble, an existence at Martial Emperor Third Heaven—
Is there any need to debase yourself to this extent?
Martial Emperor, big sis, Third Heaven, big sis.
Don't you know how strong you are yourself?
Xu Chen: "…"
Xu Chen was dumbfounded too.
Big sis, you, as a Martial Emperor, have no dignity at all?
He'd already talked himself down to being completely worthless.
Really, the only thing left was to trick her into thinking he was a eunuch.
Yet this girl still stubbornly insisted on following him.
Holy shit! He was truly numb.
The corner of his mouth twitching slightly, he said: "I say, big sis, what are you after?"
Jiang Lingjun said softly: "Of course I'm after your Yingjun, after your face full of righteous aura."
The crowd: "…"
Damn, Yingjun I can understand.
But saying Xu Chen has a face full of righteous aura?
Big sis, you really need to get your head examined.
They truly couldn't see where Xu Chen had any righteous aura.
He couldn't be further from righteous aura, alright?
Absurd!
Xu Chen also bared his teeth—this girl was really telling bare-faced lies with her eyes open.
He was a villain—where would any righteous aura come from?
He immediately said: "I have no righteous aura, only evil aura, thanks."
Jiang Lingjun said coyly: "Then I like your evil aura."
Xu Chen: "…………"
Xu Chen said speechlessly: "Don't you know I have over thirty women around me?"
Damn it, although that was fake too, in the eyes of outsiders, it was real.
This Jiang Lingjun can actually endure it?
Anyway, if he were Jiang Lingjun, he would definitely have gotten angry.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Lingjun said softly, "What's wrong? All the sisters are doing fine, lively."
The crowd: "..."
Xu Chen: "......"
At this moment, Jiang Lingjun looked at Xu Chen.
She didn't care anyway—in her past life, Xu Chen had taken advantage of her.
By sheer accident, Xu Chen had even helped her break through her cultivation in her past life.
That was a shackle that had held her back for five thousand years.
Back then, after Xu Chen had beaten her up, she had broken through for no apparent reason.
Of course, at that time she still didn't know that person was Xu Chen.
This was something she only learned later, after she was able to control the plot.
But in every life, she had always been fond of that person—after all, that person had helped her so much.
When she found out that person was Xu Chen, she was moved, and also delighted.
So it turned out to be the Xu Chen who had been flirting with her!
Oh heavens, she had even slapped Xu Chen hard back then, and even refused to let Xu Chen drink the Water Spirit Heavenly Liquid.
She felt she had really gone too far at the time.
So this time, she gave Xu Chen the best Water Spirit Heavenly Liquid right from the start.
That was her cup—the best in the entire Water Spirit Palace, no exceptions.
She also hoped she could establish some connection with Xu Chen.
So she forced Xu Chen to drink that cup of wine.
The moment Xu Chen drank it, she was overjoyed.
She felt she already belonged to Xu Chen.
Now, she had to seize the chance to confess to Xu Chen.
Otherwise there'd be no chance later, because Xu Chen was about to enter Tianchi.
Once inside, there'd be no plot for her, since leaking one's whereabouts wasn't allowed.
In other words, right now was her best chance to confess.
What she was saying now was already extremely clear, and her actions had expressed it too.
But Xu Lang still wouldn't accept her—truly annoying.
Hmph! Stinky Xu Lang, when you were taking advantage of me in my past life, you weren't like this. Xu Chen said with a headache, "Big sis, you really want to follow me?"
Jiang Lingjun said in a plaintive voice, "It's not that I want to follow you, it's that I want to become your Dao Companion." Xu Chen said through gritted teeth, "Don't, I can allow you to follow me, but this Dao Companion thing needs to be discussed."
Jiang Lingjun stamped her jade feet: "No need to discuss, I won't hurt you, so annoying."
The corner of Xu Chen's mouth twitched slightly—damn it, he knew she wouldn't hurt him.
But there were too many women clinging to him, so annoying—he really didn't want another one.
They were all female leads who had nothing to do with him, this villain, and probably wouldn't have any relationship in the future either.
So why bother? A burden!
Xu Chen said, "Then follow me, but the rest is another matter—we still need to talk about feelings."
Jiang Lingjun pouted and said, "Then you can call me Junjun." Xu Chen: "..."
Jiang Lingjun immediately said, "Lingling is fine too, Jiangjiang—I don't mind either." Xu Chen: "..."
End of Chapter
