Chapter 397
"Laughed to death by Master Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Shen Gongbao, this pair of treasures!"
"No wonder Yuanshi Yuanshi Tianzun didn't choose him to be one of the twelve golden immortals, talking to him is too laborious."
"..."
In the hall, it has been in a happy atmosphere, with bursts of laughter from time to time.
This atmosphere lasted until Ne Zha's official debut.
As the saying goes, one day in heaven, one year on earth.
Li Jing and Master Taiyi Zhenren went to find Yuanshi Yuanshi Tianzun to solve the Heavenly Tribulation Curse.
Ne Zha on the ground changed every day.
In the blink of an eye, he grew to the appearance of five or six years old.
I saw him lying on the wall, with dark circles darker than a giant panda, biting a grass, reciting a doggerel.
Street-roaming version?
"It's outrageous, you tell me he is Ne Zha???" Countless audiences were dumbfounded and stunned.
Before the film was officially released, everyone had already seen Ne Zha's movie poster, which showed two handsome guys competing against each other.
However, now on the movie screen, a street-roamer appeared!!!
The audience felt that their young hearts had been deeply deceived.
Like online dating, you thought it was Wu Yanzu, but it turned out to be Nicholas?
This contrast is really too big!
But Ne Zha felt good.
Hearing that his mother wanted to play a game of kicking shuttlecock with him, he immediately jumped off the courtyard wall excitedly.
On the side.
The guard brought the armor and hurriedly asked the Madam to put it on. Lady Yin refused: "Are you kidding? Do I need to wear armor to accompany my son to play? Kicking a shuttlecock won't kill anyone!"
As soon as the words fell.
Whoosh!
Ne Zha kicked a shuttlecock over.
Lady Yin was kicked dozens of meters away by a shuttlecock and embedded directly into the courtyard wall.
Ne Zha asked worriedly: "Mom, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, I'm fine," Lady Yin gave a thumbs up to Ne Zha, and then turned to her guard and said: "I'd better put it on."
The hall burst into laughter.
This is a face-slap at the speed of light!
Many audiences were also moved, Lady Yin risked injury to accompany her son to play... Pity the parents of the world.
Unfortunately, there are too many things in Chentangguan.
The mother and son didn't play for long before soldiers came to report that demons were making trouble and needed support.
Lady Yin had to lead the troops away.
Who would have thought that as soon as she left, Ne Zha used clever means to make the two barrier beasts fight, and then slipped out.
This time, it was terrible.
The demon child is harming the world!
Ne Zha caused havoc in Chentangguan, and the people were bullied very miserably by him, fearing him from the bottom of their hearts, but also hating him.
Even children are like this.
Just when Ne Zha was furious and threw a big stone at the three children, fortunately, Li Jing and Master Taiyi Zhenren returned at this moment, so he didn't cause any loss of life.
At this time.
It has been a year since Li Jing and Master Taiyi Zhenren left the world.
Master Taiyi Zhenren expressed that he wanted to take Ne Zha as an apprentice, change the habits of the Demon Pill, and let him become a righteous person who eliminates demons.
"This... is it necessary?"
Lady Yin said, thinking that Ne Zha only had two years of life left, she didn't want to toss anymore, and wanted him to live happily in the last time.
Li Jing said: "I don't want him to live his life in such a muddle, and you don't want Zha'er to be treated as a monster even after he dies."
Lady Yin's expression was sad, but she didn't refuse again.
"I just want him to live happily in his last days, is his reputation so important?" Lady Yin thought secretly.
In fact.
At this very moment, the vast majority of the audience watching *Ne Zha* in major cinemas in Huaxia, except for children, had doubts in their hearts.
The reasons for Master Taiyi Zhenren and Li Jing seem correct, but they are actually very far-fetched.
Indeed.
If an adult only has two years of life left, they would definitely want to fulfill some of their dreams.
But Ne Zha is different, he is only one year old, letting him live every day happily is more important than anything else.
Instead of thinking about teaching him things.
Right and wrong, good and evil... these are things that even adults find difficult to distinguish, let alone children.
"Lady Jiang Yu's turn here is a bit stiff."
"Indeed."
"Obviously, it's to make Ne Zha have a master-apprentice relationship with Master Taiyi Zhenren, and they forced the reason here."
"I don't understand."
"Lost the standard."
"Continue watching, let's deduct ten points for them here first."
"I feel sorry for the wives, I won't deduct."
"??? Draw your sword!"
"..."
The audience discussed, and soon, their attention was attracted by the beautiful scenery and gorgeous special effects in the *Picture of Mountains and Rivers*.
It can be said that the money-burning degree of this part of the special effects is only slightly lower than the big decisive battle at the end of the film.
The audience wearing 3D glasses, plus the empathy talent of the young girls, seemed to be in a fairyland, traveling through the fairyland with Ne Zha and Master Taiyi Zhenren.
Sometimes flying above the nine heavens.
Sometimes riding a lotus platform watching countless water columns winding across the sky.
Sometimes entering a beautiful underground world.
All kinds of strange and fantastic scenes were drawn by Master Taiyi Zhenren using the Pointing to the Mountains and Rivers brush.
"Awesome!"
"Worth the ticket price!"
"Too shocking!"
"Lady Jiang Yu's brain hole is too big!"
"So beautiful!"
"Really want this brush, it's too magical!"
"Feels like I'm really traveling in a fairyland!"
"..."
Late at night, many audiences in Huaxia cinemas were deeply shocked.
Immediately after.
After Master Taiyi Zhenren showed his supernatural powers, he began to teach Ne Zha.
The first thing he taught was the transformation technique.
As a result, he forgot that he was a funny man, and that Ne Zha was the reincarnation of the Primordial Pearl, a natural talent.
In just one day, Ne Zha learned the transformation technique.
Then Ne Zha used the newly learned magic to tease Master Taiyi Zhenren, teasing this funny man very miserably, and the hall was full of laughter again.
Ne Zha didn't want to learn art, nor did he want to eliminate demons and benefit the world.
End of Chapter
