Chapter 404: Are Sister Reba's feet also smelly?
After watching a good movie, one always feels a sense of loss and lingering aftertaste.
It's as if one has entered the "sage time."
In fact.
This feeling is very similar to the feeling of "sage time."
When watching a movie, especially during the climax, the movie provides ultimate and continuous pleasure through high-intensity stimulation of vision and hearing, which is climax after climax, one wave after another...
However, when the movie ends, all these stimuli and pleasures suddenly disappear.
The brain will produce a sense of emptiness.
Body and mind are relaxed.
No desires.
Don't want to do anything.
The mind reaches a state of selflessness, the state of mind is peaceful and serene, just like a saint.
At this moment.
In the cinemas across China showing "Nezha: Birth of the Demon Child," the audience was almost in this state.
Everyone sat blankly.
It wasn't until the lights in the cinema came on that some people came back to their senses.
However, no one left yet.
Xu Mingyue, as a director, loves to include post-credits scenes.
Basically every film has one.
The audience was waiting for the post-credits scene to appear.
"Hurry up... hurry up..." In a certain cinema, Sister Reba's brows were furrowed, and her pretty face showed urgency.
Having watched for two hours, she needed to pee.
You know, women are made of water, and holding in urine is the most unbearable.
But she really wanted to finish watching the post-credits scene.
Just as Sister Reba felt she was about to explode and had to run to the bathroom, the post-credits scene came.
On the screen, because of the successive battles, Li Fu had collapsed, and the two boundary beasts that looked exactly like the Sanxingdui bronze figures and the Yaksha were buried under the ruins.
"Can... can we not go out yet?" one boundary beast asked while holding up a stone.
The other boundary beast replied: "We haven't received the signal yet."
"What... what is the signal?"
The boundary beast suddenly opened its eyes, blinked, and looked confused: "That's right, what was the signal again?"
After speaking.
The boundary beast and the Yaksha all gasped.
The audience also laughed until they were gasping for air at this moment.
"Hahahaha!"
"These two boundary beasts are too cute!"
"Waiting for the signal... but they don't even know what the signal is, waited for nothing, hahahaha."
"Judging by Li Jing's steady way of doing things, he must have said the signal, it's just that these two little confused ones forgot."
"..."
The audience discussed heatedly. Just when everyone thought the movie was over and some people stood up to leave, a Q-version Nezha image appeared, with the words: "Everyone stay put! There's still a post-credits scene!"
"There's more??"
"Damn it!!!"
Sister Reba looked unbearable, holding her stomach, almost unable to hold it, as if she would erupt in the next second.
But... she really wanted to see the post-credits scene!
She clenched her fists and looked at the screen.
The second post-credits scene was already playing on the screen.
Inside the East Sea Dragon Palace, after Shen Shen Gongbao's embellishments, he successfully made the Dragon King think his son Ao Bing was killed by the people of Chen Chen Tangguan!
"My son Ao Bing!"
"The opportunity the Dragon Clan has waited a thousand years for!"
"I will make Chen Chen Tangguan pay in blood!"
The Dragon King was furious and roared at the sky.
Under his furious roar, the East Sea waves rolled, and countless stones rolled into the underwater lava!
Suddenly.
A monster crawled out of the lava: "Roar louder, if you roar louder, maybe you'll roar your enemies to death."
This monster was also a dragon, but it looked different from the Dragon King.
It was one of the Dragon Clan members who had been suppressed by the Dragon King in the underwater celestial prison.
"If you can't get out of this prison, why are you showing off?" Another monster dragon crawled out of the lava.
"Interested in making a deal? Big... brother..." The last one to appear was a female dragon, who said charmingly.
Subsequently.
The screen went dark, and the picture never lit up again.
The post-credits scene ended.
Actually.
"Nezha: Birth of the Demon Child" had a third post-credits scene about Lady Jiang Jiang Ziya, but the young girl felt that the anime movie was made very mediocrely, so she had no intention of producing it.
"It seems the next Nezha should be related to the East Sea."
"Yeah, these Dragon Clan members look like they're going to cause trouble."
"Whether the East Sea is chaotic or not, Brother Zha decides."
"It's just a pity for Ao Bing; he'll probably be caught in the middle as a dragon."
"Holy crap! Here we go again! They always dig holes and don't fill them. The sequel to 'Resident Evil' hasn't even come out yet, and now there's another hole!"
"..."
The audience discussed intensely.
Sister Reba didn't have the heart to keep listening. She held her stomach and ran out of the cinema to the bathroom.
Worried that if she was a second late, she would spray it out.
And her assistant quickly followed her.
3: 0 AM.
Finally back home, Sister Reba turned on the air conditioning and took off her stockings.
Unlike her boss—Yang Mi, whose feet are smelly—Sister Reba's feet are not sweaty; instead, they have a bit of fragrance.
She prepared to post a Weibo and finish her business before going to sleep.
Speaking of which.
As a female celebrity with high fame and popularity in the industry, Sister Reba hadn't experienced the need to curry favor with others to participate in their film and television works for a long time.
It was only when she first debuted that she had similar experiences.
However, licking Xu Mingyue is not shameful.
There are plenty of people in the industry who want to lick but can't.
Thinking in her heart.
Sister Reba clicked on Weibo and edited the content:
"What should I write?" Sister Reba yawned, looking very cute.
The scenes of "Nezha: Birth of the Demon Child" flashed quickly in her mind.
Quickly organizing the words.
"Just tell the truth."
What made her most comfortable about this movie was that she didn't have to force praise; it was full of advantages. Just pick one or two points and praise them fiercely, and you could pat those two sisters' butts.
Besides.
It was indeed good.
It didn't matter if the praise was a bit exaggerated.
If asked, just say it hit her personal preference.
Tap tap tap tap.
Sister Reba typed quickly on her phone, and after a while, she edited a Weibo post and posted a selfie of herself holding the ticket stub in the cinema.
She only had the mood to take this after going to the bathroom, to increase the authenticity of the Weibo post.
"The long night is long and I have no heart to sleep. It just so happens that my good sisters Youyue and Mingyue's movie 'Nezha: Birth of the Demon Child' was released tonight, so I went to watch it. I thought it was another cliché Nezha story, but I didn't expect that from the art style to the theme to the plot rhythm... it gave me a huge surprise. Have you seen the funny guy Master Master Taiyi? Have you seen the loving father Li Jing? Have you seen the doggerel poet Nezha? I have! For this anime movie, I only want to give one word—Awesome! Two words—Subversive! Five words—Burning and tear-jerking! Director Yue is worthy of being Director Yue, no one else, Ms. Xu! Highly recommend everyone to go watch it!"
Sister Reba posted it.
As if she had used up all her brain cells, she lay on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
She was too sleepy.
However, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
Before falling asleep, she fantasized about becoming the female lead in Xu Mingyue's movie...
End of Chapter
