Chapter 811

It must be said that the two characteristics of Sichuan accent and stuttering not only subverted the traditional film and television images of Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao, but also made these two characters immediately full and interesting.

Back to the main topic.

"Hey, junior brother, don't scare him!" Taiyi Zhenren said to Shen Gongbao in Sichuan accent, then turned his head and waved to the little monster transformed from the Primordial Pearl: "Come to uncle here."

Can the Primordial Pearl endure such a weird-accented, greasy-faced weird uncle?

It instantly turned into a big monster and punched Taiyi Zhenren away.

Seeing this, Shen Gongbao smiled contemptuously and rushed up confidently. The next second, he was also blown away.

Two human imprints, one fat and one thin, were left on the clouds.

At this time.

Taiyi Zhenren, whose face was beaten swollen, jumped out of the clouds and said angrily in Sichuan accent: "You bastard, how dare you ruin my handsome face!"

After saying that.

He waved his fists, but his fat body ran towards the Primordial Pearl monster very agilely.

He summoned his whisk to become longer, entangled the Primordial Pearl's arms, and tied them together with his own hands. After tying it up, Taiyi Zhenren started to show off. He held his right cheek, which was swollen high, and provocatively said to the Primordial Pearl monster with high spirits: "Hit me! Hit me!"

Primordial Pearl: I have never heard of such a request since the beginning of heaven and earth!

Must satisfy it!

"Crack crack crack crack!"

In an instant, four more arms grew out of the Primordial Pearl.

Taiyi Zhenren was dumbfounded, and then could only smile awkwardly: "Hehe... hi... can you not hit my face?"

Of course not!

Bang bang bang bang!

But seeing the Primordial Pearl's four arms waving, four huge fists kept falling on Taiyi Zhenren's face, beating him up fiercely, and in the blink of an eye, he was beaten into a pig's head.

Just now he only had half his face swollen, now his whole head is swollen.

The Primordial Pearl kept hitting while taking out a mirror from somewhere, as if looking at its own handsome face.

At this moment.

The late-night cinema hall was filled with laughter, and the audience burst into laughter:

"Really asked for it!"

"The slap in the face came as fast as a tornado!"

"Taiyi Zhenren is so funny! Hahahaha!"

"Primordial Pearl: This is the first time I've heard such an unreasonable request."

"Divine Sichuan accent!"

"Suspect the mental state of the Guwang sisters; how did they come up with such funny bridges?"

"You forgot about "Year Hare Affair"; some parts of "Year Hare Affair" are also very funny."

Reba and her assistant were also amused by this plot, covering their mouths and laughing non-stop.

……

When Taiyi Zhenren was beaten up by the Primordial Pearl, Yuanshi Tianzun made a move.

He sacrificed the alchemy furnace, easily refined the Primordial Pearl, and divided it into two, separating it into the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Pill.

The primordial spirit of the Demon Pill is indestructible, and Yuanshi Tianzun cast the Heavenly Tribulation Curse; three years later, thunder will descend to destroy the Demon Pill.

And the Spirit Pearl...

"Li Jing is a man of destiny; the Spirit Pearl can be reincarnated as his third son. This task... I will leave it to you." Yuanshi Tianzun said plainly, using a lotus to put the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Pill together.

The lotus floated slowly towards Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao.

When it floated in front of Shen Gongbao, and Shen Gongbao reached out to take it with longing, it floated into the hands of Taiyi Zhenren, who had been beaten so swollen that his mother wouldn't recognize him.

"The Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun already have eleven; if you can cultivate the Spirit Pearl into talent, the last position will belong to you." Yuanshi Tianzun said.

"Thank you, Master, for your cultivation." Taiyi Zhenren kept thanking his master's kindness in Sichuan accent, while Shen Gongbao on the side lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

This scene.

Taiyi Zhenren's joy and Shen Gongbao's disappointment formed a sharp contrast.

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"Sigh..." an audience member sighed faintly.

Those who know Investiture of the Gods basically know the reason, because Shen Gongbao is a demon, and Yuanshi Tianzun likes demons the least.

Not to mention comparing with Taiyi Zhenren, in Yuxu Palace, Jiang Ziya's status is not even comparable to Shen Gongbao's.

Between everyone's thoughts, Yuanshi Tianzun disappeared:

"After the Spirit Pearl is born, call it... Nezha!" Before Yuanshi Tianzun disappeared, he said the last sentence.

The voice echoed in the sky, and the clouds covered the figures of Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao.

Seven golden characters appeared on the cloud sea.

——"Nezha: Birth of the Demon Child".

……

"Not bad."

"More than not bad, I feel it's extremely good."

"Laughed until I made goose sounds in the middle of the night, hahahaha, Tai-er Zhenren is really too funny."

"Shen Gongbao is also not bad."

"Thank those people on the internet who smeared this film, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to grab a ticket today."

"There will be a time when they regret it."

"……"

When the movie screen switched, the audience discussed in low voices.

Many people showed surprise on their faces.

You have to know, with the popularity of Investiture of the Gods themes, there are not a few TV dramas, animations, movies, etc. about Nezha, but they are all the same plots and stories over and over again, and the audience has long been tired of watching them.

However, what was completely unexpected was that You Mingyue actually carried out such a subversive magic modification of Nezha's story, and the settings of the immortals inside were also greatly changed. Who would have thought that Taiyi Zhenren would be a big alcoholic? Shen Gongbao, who shouted "Fellow Daoist, please stay", was glib, and tongue-buried the Jie Sect, actually became a stutterer?

Different developments made everyone full of anticipation for the plot behind at this moment.

The next instant.

The audience laughed again.

After the screen switched, on the way to Chentang Pass, Taiyi Zhenren was "flying drunk driving" all the way.

This bastard alcoholic immortal not only drank himself, but he actually poured wine into the mouth of his mount, the flying pig... making the audience smile endlessly.

"Police officer, I report, someone is drunk driving!"

"Pig: I might not be a person, but you are really a dog!"

"Shen Gongbao: You all saw it, is this kind of virtue worthy of being one of the Twelve Golden Immortals??"