Chapter 813

Li Jing knelt on the prayer mat, hands together, praying devoutly, but Lady Yin stood aside arrogantly, not even looking at the statue. She took out an apple from somewhere and gnawed it bite by bite.

"Madam, you should come and worship too?" Li Jing said.

Lady Yin rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Worship, worship, worship, I've been worshipping for three years; if I can't give birth, I'll smash this broken temple!"

Just as she finished speaking, Lady Yin made a move and threw the apple directly at the statue.

This violent temper...

Suddenly.

The temple broke, and Taiyi Zhenren and a big fat pig fell from the sky, smashing the statue.

The funny thing is, just now it was Taiyi Zhenren riding a pig, now it is a pig riding Taiyi Zhenren.

Li Jing and Lady Yin were a little confused.

Taiyi Zhenren struggled to crawl out from under the pig, and sang in Sichuan accent: "I am Taiyi Zhen... of Jin Guang Cave, Mount Qianyuan..."

Bang!

Before the word "ren" could be spoken, a stone the size of a human head fell from the sky, hitting Taiyi Zhenren right on the forehead. He finally crawled up, but was knocked down again.

"Ren..." This was his last stubbornness after falling to the ground.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"It's over, Taiyi Zhenren has really become a funny man."

"Hahahaha, too funny."

"Laughed until my waist hurts."

……

Screen switch.

Dusk.

Chentang Pass, Li Fu.

The people heard that Lady Yin was finally going to give birth, and they came to congratulate her one after another.

Someone prepared a "Happy Birth of a Noble Son" plaque, a matchmaker came to propose marriage for the soon-to-be-born third young master, and a musician created a song "Spirit Pearl Descends to the World" to celebrate the birth of the third young master of the Li Fu...

But behind the laughter and joy, there was a murderous intent hidden.

Shen Gongbao was not convinced that Taiyi Zhenren became one of the Twelve Golden Immortals, so he also appeared in Chentang Pass, preparing to make trouble.

He first used two puppet talismans, one stuck on a servant of the Li Fu, and the other stuck on the midwife.

Then, he ordered the controlled servant to send wine to Taiyi Zhenren; he knew that his senior brother was addicted to alcohol and would definitely fall for it.

Sure enough, Taiyi Zhenren couldn't resist the temptation and drank the drugged wine and fell into a coma.

But unfortunately, the lotus containing the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Pill was cast with a spell by Yuanshi Tianzun, and only Taiyi Zhenren could open it.

The servant controlled by Shen Gongbao had to punch Taiyi Zhenren's stomach, wanting to beat the wine he drank out.

At this time, it happened that Lady Yin was having a difficult labor, and the child couldn't be born no matter what. Li Jing came to find Taiyi Zhenren anxiously and saw this scene.

"How can this be? It's too impolite! It damages elegance! What kind of system is this!" Li Jing hurriedly stopped him.

"My lord, the madam can't hold on anymore." The midwife shouted loudly.

Li Jing: "Let me do it!"

"Hit hit hit hit hit hit!" Li Jing shouted while his fists fell like a storm onto Taiyi Zhenren's exposed big belly, stirring up waves of flesh.

"Hahahaha, he said it damaged elegance, but he ended up being more ruthless than others when he did it himself!"

"Pfft!"

"Li Jing: Really fragrant."

"Disrespectful to the Immortal Master!"

"No way, the wife is more important!"

"I feel this Li Jing is a bit interesting."

"It's just that he will be better before Nezha is born. Once Nezha is born and becomes a meat ball, he will still be ruthless. Li Jing and Nezha, seemingly father and son, are actually enemies."

"……"

Under the "care" of Li Jing's fists, Taiyi Zhenren vomited the wine and woke up.

Immediately after, under Li Jing's reminder, he hurriedly walked to the lotus, wanting to take out the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Pill.

But Taiyi Zhenren stopped his movements, his eyes fixed on the lotus, his expression solemn.

Seemed to be stupid.

One second.

Two seconds.

Three seconds.

The air suddenly became quiet.

There was no background music either.

Li Jing and the servant looked at the lotus, then at the funny man, then looked at the lotus again, and then looked at the funny man again.

Finally, Li Jing couldn't bear it anymore: "What are you... waiting for?"

Tai-er Zhenren: "I can't remember the password."

Li Jing and the servant were suddenly startled.

Shen Gongbao fainted upon hearing this.

The audience who were eating popcorn and drinking soda all sprayed it out.

Bursts of laughter rang out in the hall.

"Forgetting the password is still okay... hahahaha."

"Lady Yin: I really want to thank you."

"How did you become a Zhenren? Daoist."

"Laughed to death, stomach hurts!"

"Hahahaha, just like us who can't do the questions during an exam..."

"Laughed until I cried, this is really a comedy."

"This guy is definitely a funny man."

"Almost laughed to death by this Taiyi Zhenren."

"……"

But this is not over yet.

After Taiyi Zhenren failed to unlock it for the first time, he continued to try three more times; obviously, they all failed.

"Doesn't make sense." Taiyi Zhenren thought with his hand on his cheek.

Li Jing asked: "What happens if you get it wrong five times?"

Taiyi Sichuan accent: "The lotus automatically locks, and you can only try again in ten years."

"Pfft!" Li Jing covered his chest, his face full of pain.

The servant held his head with both hands, extremely crazy.

Shen Gongbao bit the wood to pieces.

The audience also laughed until their livers hurt.

Clearly, Lady Yin giving birth is a very tense, urgent, and life-and-death matter, but here, because of this pit-man Taiyi Zhenren, everyone is laughing, and they can't help it at all.

Finally, Taiyi Zhenren remembered fingerprint unlocking and opened the lotus.

But at this moment, Shen Gongbao made a move.

He took away the Spirit Pearl after some secret operations and put the Demon Pill in the original position of the Spirit Pearl.

——The Demon Pill was activated.

Divine talismans flew into Lady Yin's belly.

The Demon Child Nezha was born!

Lady Yin was pregnant for three years and gave birth to a meat ball.

When the servant carried him out of the room, Li Jing and Taiyi Zhenren were both frightened.

Especially Taiyi Zhenren, as a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun, he actually hid behind Li Jing and hugged him tightly.

Immediately after.

The meat ball showed his demonic side; he hadn't turned into a human form yet, only had a head, and rolled around on the ground to make trouble, scaring the people to flee in all directions.

Not long after, he grew into the appearance of a child, and it was even more powerful.