Chapter 449: Getting Yuding Zhenren Drunk

Looking at the nostalgic expression on Yuding Zhenren's face, Duan Fengyun roughly guessed what he was thinking about.

After all, having one disciple who shook the Three Realms was already something to be proud of, yet he, Yuding Zhenren, had two, though he could not acknowledge the other.

Duan Fengyun thought to himself and said:

"I, Duan Fengyun, never owe anyone anything.

If I learn the Tiangang Thirty-six Transformations and the Earthly Seventy-two Transformations from you, then I will help you and Sun Wukong acknowledge each other!"

Duan Fengyun remained calm and collected, quietly taking four bottles of red wine from the Void and saying:

"Zhenren, take a look; I wonder if these four bottles of wine are enough for us to have a little drink."

Watching the wine bottles suddenly appear in Duan Fengyun's hands, Yuding Zhenren looked Duan Fengyun up and down.

Yuding Zhenren thought to himself:

"This Guyue is likely a great power as well; looking at this move, it must be the legendary Sleeve Universe.

I just don't know what intention this Guyue has in suddenly coming to see me."

Yuding Zhenren was no fool; although he was obsessed with drinking, he also knew how to protect himself.

Otherwise, he would not have survived the previous conflicts between the Chan Sect and the Dao Sect.

Yuding Zhenren feigned composure, pointed at the four bottles of red wine on the table, and laughed:

"Fellow Daoist Guyue, you are truly too kind.

It seems Fellow Daoist Guyue must have quite a lot of such fine wine on you."

Duan Fengyun laughed:

"I just said it earlier: I, Guyue, am the type of person who shares blessings with friends and bears hardships alone.

As long as you and I become friends, what harm is there in giving these wines to you, Fellow Daoist?"

Hearing this, Yuding Zhenren knew the main event had arrived, and he wanted to see what this Guyue had come for.

Yuding Zhenren asked in return:

"Then, Fellow Daoist Guyue, may I ask how I can become your friend?"

Duan Fengyun pointed at the four bottles of red wine and the bottle in Yuding Zhenren's hand, laughing:

"My principle for making friends is very simple: as long as someone drinks happily with me, then they are my friend.

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However, Fellow Daoist, I must say something ugly first: you cannot use magic power to dissolve the wine while drinking.

If you do that, you are wasting the wine, and I will not acknowledge such a person as my friend."

After hearing this, Yuding Zhenren laughed heartily in his heart:

"Hahahaha, who doesn't know that I, Yuding Zhenren, am a famous drunkard in the Three Realms.

If we were to compete in magic power, perhaps I would not be your match.

But when it comes to drinking capacity, ten of you, Guyue, wouldn't be enough for me to drink.

Soon, that pile of fine wine of yours will all be mine."

Yuding Zhenren pretended to be angry and said:

"Right, Fellow Daoist, you are right.

If one uses magic power to drink, that is an insult to the wine.

Fellow Daoist, since that is the case, why don't we start and see whose drinking capacity is better!"

Duan Fengyun laughed loudly:

"Good, today I will compete with you, Fellow Daoist, and we must drink until we are drunk."

Upon hearing this, Yuding Zhenren turned around and took two wine cups out of the cabinet behind him.

The wine cups were crystal clear and surrounded by an immortal aura; Yuding Zhenren pointed at the cups and said with pride:

"This was also obtained for me by my disciple Yang Jian. It is said that this was made by King Zhou of Shang using an Outer Space Meteorite; pouring fine wine into it can better stimulate the fragrance of the wine.

Fellow Daoist, come and try it."

Yuding Zhenren placed the two cups on the table, opened a bottle of red wine, and smilingly filled a cup for Yuding Zhenren and himself.

Yuding Zhenren was indeed correct; using these cups, the fragrance of the red wine immediately wafted out.

Duan Fengyun picked up his wine cup, clinked it with Yuding Zhenren's, and said:

"Come, Fellow Daoist, meeting for the first time, I wish for us to become good friends in the future!"

Duan Fengyun thought to himself that if he became friends with Yuding Zhenren, wouldn't Yang Jian and Sun Wukong have to call him 'Uncle' when they saw him later?

Thinking of this, Duan Fengyun felt incomparably happy.

Duan Fengyun drank it in one gulp, enjoying with Yuding Zhenren the feeling of the fine wine bursting on his taste buds.

After the aftertaste, Yuding Zhenren directly gave a thumbs up and said:

"Fellow Daoist, this fine wine of yours is truly something I have rarely seen in my life.

The last time I drank such fine wine was at the great banquet of my master, Yuanshi Tianzun.

Today, I have finally broadened my horizons!

May I ask, Fellow Daoist, what is the name of this fine wine?

So that when I chat with others in the future, I can talk about your wine."

Duan Fengyun laughed:

"This wine is called Immortal Drunk, aptly named because even an Immortal will get drunk after drinking it!"

Duan Fengyun would not tell Yuding Zhenren the name of the red wine; as long as Yuding Zhenren mentioned it to others, they would know it was mortal red wine.

"Good, good, good, what a great Immortal Drunk.

It is truly a fine wine!"

Yuding Zhenren picked up his wine cup and had Duan Fengyun and himself fill it up again.

Looking at the mountain of delicacies on the table, Yuding Zhenren said:

"Fellow Daoist, don't just stand there, have a taste.

These are all good things; eating them can prolong one's life."

To tell the truth, before this, Duan Fengyun had never seen such things.

It wasn't that Duan Fengyun hadn't eaten things like snake meat or bear paws before, but those were, after all, just beasts.

But this time was different; what was laid out before him were peerless demons that had once dominated a region.

One only had to think about it to know that demons capable of dying at the hands of Erlang Shen Yang Jian were definitely not ordinary demons.

From this pile of flesh that had been stored for who knows how long, Duan Fengyun felt as if he could still see the once-majestic appearance of this group of demons.

The once-majestic peerless great demons had now been reduced to food on someone else's plate.

Indeed, the way of the world is that the weak are prey to the strong, and only the fittest survive.

Yuding Zhenren looked at Duan Fengyun, who had been slow to start, and asked doubtfully:

"Fellow Daoist, what is wrong? Do you perhaps not like eating these things?"

Duan Fengyun shook his head, put away his thoughts, and said:

"It is nothing, Fellow Daoist.

It is just that seeing this group of once-majestic peerless demons now reduced to our meal on the plate, I suddenly felt a bit of emotion."

Hearing Duan Fengyun's words, Yuding Zhenren also said with deep feeling:

"Indeed, this world is just like this: the weak are prey to the strong, and only the fittest survive.

People of our generation must constantly strive so as not to fall behind others."

Hearing these words from Yuding Zhenren, Duan Fengyun could not help but think more highly of him.

As expected, the guy in front of him was a master of theory; he was more familiar with theories and Cultivation Methods than anyone else, but he simply lacked talent for cultivation, which led to his low personal strength.

Fortunately, he had an invincible disciple; with this disciple around, no one would stop Yuding Zhenren from walking sideways through the Three Realms.

Moreover, if he were to reveal that he was Subhuti, Sun Wukong would definitely spare no cost to save him.

Behind him was even the great figure Yuanshi Tianzun; it could be said that Yuding Zhenren was the person with the greatest backing in the Three Realms.

This was Yuding Zhenren's confidence; one might ask, within the Three Realms, who would dare to touch him knowing his background?

Duan Fengyun naturally knew this as well, so his face was full of smiles.

Looking at the gluttonous feast on the table, he finally gathered his courage and began to dig in.

After one mouthful of beef went down, Duan Fengyun felt his whole body filled with power.

This was the same as the beef he had eaten before; what was in his mouth now was less like beef and more like Spirit Energy.

After eating a piece, Duan Fengyun felt his whole body warm, and much of the previous discomfort disappeared.

After getting a taste of the sweetness, Duan Fengyun finally had no more reservations and began to help himself to the other dishes.

Duan Fengyun tasted the snake, camel hump, bear paw, and everything else on the table; watching Duan Fengyun's exaggerated way of eating, Yuding Zhenren was not surprised.

Because many people who had come here before had acted the same way when eating such a gluttonous feast, including the father and son, Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li Jing and Nezha.

As for the quantity of this meat, Yuding Zhenren had no need to worry at all.

The meat of those peerless demons that Yang Jian had executed back then was all here.

This meat could improve a cultivator's cultivation; this was equivalent to a path Yang Jian had left for himself.

After tasting all the dishes, Duan Fengyun finally picked up his wine cup and began to drink with Yuding Zhenren again.

"Fellow Daoist, I apologize for just now; I was impolite in front of you."

Yuding Zhenren smiled and said:

"I'm used to it, I'm used to it.

As long as you are used to eating it, Fellow Daoist.

Come, let us continue to savor this Immortal Drunkenness."

The fragrance of the wine burst forth on the tongues of the two once more.

The two toasted each other cup after cup, and soon three bottles of wine had been consumed by them.

Both of them began to show signs of drunkenness, and Yuding Zhenren's state was particularly obvious.

Yuding Zhenren looked at Duan Fengyun, who still looked calm and composed, and could not help but mutter to himself:

"Who exactly is this Guyue? To be able to drink with me for so long and still be perfectly fine."

Yuding Zhenren could be certain that Duan Fengyun had definitely not used any magic power, otherwise there would certainly have been fluctuations of magic power.

He had not expected that there would be someone who could drink even more than he, Yuding Zhenren, could.

Duan Fengyun looked at Yuding Zhenren and also muttered in his heart:

"This Yuding Zhenren can really drink.

He actually forced me to use my Kirin Arm!"

It turned out that Duan Fengyun had long since utilized his connection with the Zhurong Fire Spirit to transfer all the alcohol to the Zhurong Fire Spirit.

The Zhurong Fire Spirit was currently spinning back and forth inside Duan Fengyun's Kirin Arm.

Otherwise, with Yuding Zhenren's drinking capacity, even Duan Fengyun, who had always claimed to be able to drink a thousand cups without falling, would likely have been defeated.

Duan Fengyun looked at the tipsy Yuding Zhenren, knowing that his opportunity was about to arrive.