Chapter 510

Zhang Fei led, brimming with passion; Guan Yu sang the main melody, tender as water. When the song ended, the entire audience erupted in thunderous applause.

"It's been so long since we last sang," the two sighed.

"You sang wonderfully!" Diao Chan praised.

"Much worse than before," Guan Yu replied humbly.

"Hey, look over there," Xiao Qiao pointed toward the stage. A man and woman wearing masks and cloaks appeared.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the most spectacular magic show in history is about to begin—please give them a round of applause!"

The audience, still fired up by Zhang Fei and Guan Yu's song, cheered wildly as the magicians first performed a few casual tricks, then announced:

"Now, we will invite the most beautiful lady in the audience to join the performance." Everyone silently turned toward Diao Chan.

The female magician approached Lin Yu and the others, pointing to Diao Chan; the crowd clapped to encourage her. Diao Chan hesitated.

"Is this really appropriate?" Under everyone's urging, Guan Yu encouraged her.

"Go—it's a rare opportunity."

Lin Yu thought to himself: "Opportunity? I think trouble's coming."

He had already recognized the two's true identities—Li Ru and Meiniang from Hedong High—but wasn't this exactly the chance for Guan Yu to play the hero and save the beauty?

Show your best! When the Silver Age's demonic creatures erupt, there won't be another chance like this.

Diao Chan followed Meiniang to the center stage; everything was ready, yet the entire restaurant fell into sudden silence.

Guan Yu sensed something was wrong and rushed forward, pulling back the curtain—only to find the space empty.

From afar came Diao Chan's cry for help: "Guan Yu, save me!"

Guan Yu frantically called out inside the restaurant, but no one answered. He ran outside and searched for half a day with no result, growing increasingly agitated.

"I've scanned every possible location using the satellite tracking—how is she still missing?"

Lin Yu muttered to himself: "This plot never happened in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms—has history changed?"

Zhang Fei suddenly realized: "Wait—where's Brother Liu? I didn't see him in the restaurant."

Zhao Yun also panicked: "Yes! Where's Brother Liu? Where did Brother Liu go?"

Mount Dingjun

This place didn't appear on any map—not even satellites could locate it. Diao Chan had been taken by Li Ru and Meiniang to a farm conversion facility called Mount Dingjun.

Diao Chan opened her eyes and surveyed her surroundings, screaming in terror.

"Where is this?!"

Li Ru and Meiniang removed their masks and stepped before Diao Chan; she instantly recognized their clothing—the uniform of Huang Jin High—and concluded they were students of Huang Jin High.

Diao Chan shouted loudly:

"What do you Huang Jin High people want with me? Why did you bring me here?"

Meiniang smiled sweetly.

"We invited you here for tea!"

【332】 The Idiot Gas That Fells the Five Tiger Generals

Diao Chan looked at them with utter disbelief.

"You think I'm stupid? You Huang Jin bandits are utterly wicked!"

Li Ru feigned surprise and turned to Meiniang.

"Oh? So you're the principal's daughter—quite alert."

"But for us, dealing with the most beautiful woman in the world calls for our Huang Jin special method!"

"If you can beat us in rock-paper-scissors, we'll let you go."

"Rock-paper-scissors?" Diao Chan asked, puzzled.

"Not ordinary rock-paper-scissors—the one with 'one two three, rock paper scissors, phone call'!" Li Ru explained.

This was a unique game of the Silver Age.

"If I win, I can leave?" Diao Chan asked again.

"Yes," Li Ru and Meiniang answered in unison.

"Don't you dare break your word!" Diao Chan said.

"Don't worry—I won't go back on my word," Li Ru patted his chest.

"Who goes first?"

"I will!" Meiniang stepped forward eagerly.

"Then go ahead."

"One two three, rock paper scissors…"

After saying that, the two pretended to hold the phone to their cheeks.

"Hello, are you home, beautiful?"

"No, she's out."

Diao Chan showed paper; Meiniang showed rock.

"Yes!" Meiniang raised her scissors hand.

"What? I haven't thrown yet!" Diao Chan said.

"No need—you've already lost. The chip has activated."

"What chip?"

"A fun chip our school developed."

Suddenly, a flurry of snowflakes flew through the air; Li Ru and Meiniang froze in place, and a shadow appeared before Diao Chan, facing away from them.

Li Ru and Meiniang cried out in alarm:

"Who are you~ˇ?"

Diao Chan saw Lin Yu and excitedly shouted,

"Big Brother Liu!"

"What Big Brother Liu! Someone come, there's an outsider breaking in!" Li Ru and Mei Niang shouted at the top of their lungs.

They shouted for a long time but no one came. Lin Yu ignored them, exchanged a few words with Diao Chan, and held her hand. A blush appeared on Diao Chan's face.

At the foot of Mount Dingjun

The Five Tiger Generals heard that Diao Chan had been taken to Mount Dingjun and rushed over in a frenzy. Guan Yu walked into the bizarre maze before him, using the Eye of Mind to observe the surroundings.

Whoosh!

Guan Yu's ears perked up. Hearing a sound, he opened his eyes and struck hard in that direction, shattering the opponent's skull with one punch—it turned out to be a dummy.

Immediately after, people on both sides launched a sneak attack. Guan Yu dodged and kicked back, and two figures appeared. The Huang Jin bandits disguised as dummies around them swarmed forward. Guan Yu's killing intent surged, and he used his fists to knock down all the surrounding Huang Jin bandits. The Five Tiger Generals continued running up the mountain.

In the mountains, dozens of Huang Jin Academy's elite archers hid in the shadows.

Huang Zhong saw them and stepped out. He used his phone to simulate the Sky-Taming Bow, listened carefully, and after a moment his figure shifted slightly. He fired continuously in different directions, never looking back to confirm his hits, until he released the bowstring and a pile of Huang Jin Academy's elite archers had fallen around him.

Everyone clapped and cheered for Huang Zhong, and the group continued running forward.

Arriving at the cave entrance, they found the path ahead completely blocked by a large boulder.

The Huang Jin bandits up high were smug and triumphant.

"No matter what you Five Tiger Generals do, you can't deal with this boulder. Get lost."

"We can't?"

"Then I'm very interested!"

Zhang Fei walked over, stomped the ground, and unleashed his Fist technique.

"Hah!"

Zhang Fei let out a great roar.

The boulder flew into the air and smashed the Huang Jin bandits up high to death.

The group passed through the cave and continued forward.

On the way, a Huang Jin beauty held a spiked club, swaying the club, wearing revealing clothes. This level was full of temptation.

The Five Tiger Generals looked at each other, unable to bring themselves to strike hard against a woman.

Zhao Yun looked at everyone's lack of reaction.

"I'll handle her!"

Zhao Yun walked toward the Huang Jin woman, and the female bandit looked at Zhao Yun.

"I know the Five Tiger Generals of Handong would never hit a woman."