Chapter 33: Guan Shihua's Thoughts! The Unlucky Deng Youfu
Setting aside the matter of Lin Xuan teaching the two snake girls about common knowledge.
The Northeast Guan Family.
As the strongest Northeast Immortal Seeker family, and with Guan Shihua being one of the Ten Elders, the Guan Family has great fame, and the family is not small.
However, those who truly master the methods of the Immortal Seeker are not that many.
Guan Shihua has not gone south for many years; this time, with the old master of the Lu family having a grand birthday, the younger generation of the Guan Family is quite curious.
Especially upon hearing that their grandmother, Guan Shihua, had returned, they all ran over to pay their respects, wanting to inquire about things.
Before they even reached the place, they all felt a very powerful and terrifying aura.
"It's Grandmaster Kunsheng!"
Sensing this aura, many people realized it.
Suddenly, they were all curious: why did their grandmother invite Grandmaster Kunsheng to come over?
Meanwhile, in the main hall of the Guan Family, Liu Kunsheng glanced at the little old lady sitting in the seat of honor.
"This is impossible; how can there still be such a Demon in this era?"
Liu Kunsheng was somewhat unable to understand.
"I saw it with my own eyes; the Qi on those two snakes is extremely powerful, far stronger than that of humans, so they must have been cultivating for quite a long time."
Hearing Liu Kunsheng's doubt, Guan Shihua said with certainty.
"If that is the case, the time required must not be short."
The coiled Liu Kunsheng shook his massive snake head, thought for a moment, and continued.
"Many years ago, there were indeed many animals that understood how to refine Qi, and in the end, they all opened their spiritual wisdom and cultivated into Demons, but that was also a long time ago; in any case, such things have become fewer and fewer.
I have not seen such a peer for many years."
The most critical point here is that Guan Shihua said those two snakes are alive.
If they had transformed into a type of Demon spirit like him, that would be one thing.
But to have lived and cultivated for so long, they might be naturally gifted.
"Can they be invited?"
Liu Kunsheng thought for a moment and asked.
Guessing here now is of no use at all; it would be better to see them with his own eyes.
"That probably won't work; that old Daoist Fang Dongtian values this junior very much, and it looks like he probably won't let this child run around."
Guan Shihua hesitated for a moment and shook her head.
Moreover, if their family went directly to invite them, it might make people think too much.
After all, for an Immortal Seeker to be interested in the Snake Immortal by someone else's side, it is hard not to make people think too much.
But to say that Guan Shihua has no ideas is also impossible.
As an old antique who has lived for over a hundred years, Guan Shihua has deep memories of the Eight Extraordinary Techniques from back then.
One of those unique skills is a dimensional strike against the Guan Family's ability to invite Immortals.
No matter how powerful the Immortal Family you invite is, they are of no use before this unique skill.
This is also the reason why Guan Shihua rarely goes south.
Her abilities are completely countered by others; Guan Shihua certainly does not want to see such a thing.
But she cannot decide that.
However, the two Snake Immortals she saw this time are living creatures of flesh and blood, so that unique skill would not be able to counter them.
If these two Snake Immortals could be invited and enshrined, it would be a great thing for the entire Guan Family, or rather, for the entire Northeast Immortal Seeker lineage.
At the very least, they would have a means of counter-resistance and would not be completely powerless when facing that Eight Extraordinary Technique.
Although Guan Shihua had also thought of solutions.
For example, letting the juniors of her own family only cultivate their nature and life, and not cultivate the methods of the Immortal Seeker.
But if that were to happen, unless a true genius emerged.
Otherwise, the status quo could not be changed.
Liu Kunsheng looked at Guan Shihua's aged face, which was flickering with uncertainty, and was very curious.
"The person probably cannot be invited; the old Daoist values them highly, and for that kind of existence, Baiyun Guan would not easily let go, and we cannot afford the price.
Besides, Demon Immortals of this strength all have their own ideas; if we really did that, we might end up making enemies."
Guan Shihua sighed, her face full of helplessness.
"Then I will go to Baiyun Guan to take a look."
Liu Kunsheng is actually curious about animals that can become Demon Immortals in this era; if they could truly open their spiritual wisdom, that would be even better.
Little did they know, the Demon Immortals they were talking about had already taken human form.
"What you say also makes some sense; regardless, it is an opportunity, and even if we cannot invite them, it would be good to establish a connection."
Guan Shihua was silent for a moment before nodding and saying.
If she could find a way to solve the current predicament of the Immortal Seeker families, that would be for the best.
"When shall we set off?"
Liu Kunsheng was clearly very expectant.
"As for this, let's wait a bit,"
Guan Shihua hesitated for a moment, then raised her head to look outside the main hall.
"You little ghosts, all of you, get out here."
Guan Shihua's tone was unkind.
Then Deng Youfu, Deng Youcai, and a few peers walked out with sheepish smiles.
"Grandmother!"
Several juniors stepped forward to bow in unison, then paid their respects to Liu Kunsheng.
"Great Uncle Kunsheng."
"What are you few doing running over here?"
Liu Kunsheng's massive snake head leaned in close to the group.
"Great Uncle Kunsheng, we were just curious, since Grandmother went to the Lu family."
Deng Youcai said while scratching his head.
Guan Shihua looked over this grandson, who was dressed like a trendy youth, and felt the urge to cover her forehead.
Never mind Zhang Lingyu of the Tianshi Mansion, or Lin Xuan of Baiyun Guan; even the juniors of Lu Jin were all extraordinary in their bearing.
Then she looked at her own juniors.
A bunch of crooked melons and split dates.
Everything is ruined by comparison.
Now, as Guan Shihua looked at her juniors, she found them an eyesore no matter how she looked at them.
"Great Uncle Kunsheng, give them a beating."
Guan Shihua waved her hand.
The few juniors, who were genuinely curious and preparing to ask Guan Shihua questions, were stunned upon hearing this.
"No, Grandmother, why? We haven't done anything wrong."
Deng Youfu, who was dressed quite fashionably but had the temperament of a trendy youth, couldn't bother with keeping up appearances anymore, and his regional accent slipped out directly.
"Look, this is your grandmother's order; it's not that your Great Uncle Kunsheng wants to do this. Stick your butts up, don't make it hard for your Great Uncle Kunsheng."
Liu Kunsheng's words sounded as if he were reluctant.
But his entire snake body had crowded over, and he was clearly quite looking forward to it.
"Great Uncle, please go easy on us."
Deng Youcai pulled up his pants, which were revealing half of his buttock, and knelt on the ground, sticking his butt high in the air.
Then came the sounds of screaming.
The other juniors followed suit, though no one else followed Deng Youcai in pulling down their pants.
Liu Kunsheng coiled his snake body, feeling satisfied.
The few juniors lay on the ground, groaning.
"Look at you all, I tell you to work hard usually, but you all just slack off and cut corners. Your grandmother went out this time and saw that the juniors of other sects are all outstanding, and then I look at you—crooked melons and split dates."
Guan Shihua was so angry she couldn't catch her breath, and she spoke huffily.
"Grandmother, you're wrong about that; we brothers and sisters are actually very strong."
Deng Youcai had his face pressed against the stone floor, his butt stuck high in the air, but he refused to admit defeat.
"Shut the hell up."
Deng Youfu directly covered Deng Youcai's mouth.
If he made Grandmother unhappy, they would likely get beaten again.
"Grandmother, just tell us what you want us to do!"
Deng Youfu knelt on the ground and wiped his greasy hair, smoothing it into a slick hairstyle, which made the corner of Guan Shihua's eye twitch wildly.
Sending Deng Youfu abroad to study was the most wrong decision she had ever made in her life.
"Smith, right? Great Uncle Kunsheng, the person is yours; take him away and make sure he can't get out of bed for half a month."
Guan Shihua waved her hand.
"Got it, just watch."
Liu Kunsheng sneered, grabbed Deng Youfu in his mouth, and vanished into a cloud of black smoke before Deng Youfu could beg for mercy.
Deng Youcai and the others:...
They didn't dare move.
End of Chapter
