Chapter 47: White Snake: I Admit My Mistakes Quickly, But I Dare Do It Again Next Time
Lin Xuan's scrutinizing gaze made the two snakes, Qing Bai Er She, lower their heads.
The new mobile phone, bought not long ago, was crushed directly by Qing She.
At this moment, that fair and tender little hand was still exerting force, and the parts held within her palm were becoming even more fragmented at a crushing speed.
"So, what exactly have you two been watching?"
Lin Xuan turned and walked to the table in the middle of the room to sit down, sizing up the two snakes who were covering themselves with his quilt.
"Just some... some normal things."
Qing She said in a low voice.
Bai She nodded repeatedly upon hearing this.
For the usually gentle Bai She to make such a gesture, it instead made her appear very guilty.
"Then why did you crush the phone? Destroying the evidence, are we?"
Lin Xuan said with narrowed eyes.
"No, no!"
Qing She hurriedly shook her head.
"Then you must not know that even if you crush the phone, the storage inside can still be read to see what you were watching before."
As soon as Lin Xuan said this, Xiao Qing's face turned green instantly, and flames suddenly rose in her hand.
The intense high temperature instantly burned the broken phone in her hand to nothing, leaving only ash.
Extinguishing the ignited quilt, Xiao Qing patted her chest, which seemed a bit larger than when she had first taken human form, and she let out a sigh of relief.
Bai She looked at Qing She with an expression of watching a fool.
"I was actually lying to you; I don't even know if it works, I just said it off the cuff."
Lin Xuan said again in a leisurely manner.
Qing She, who had just let out a sigh of relief, stiffened, turning her head rigidly to look at Lin Xuan.
She then flew out and was about to kneel straight down in front of Lin Xuan, but was stopped by Lin Xuan raising his hand.
But the touch was warm, cool, and smooth.
"What kind of behavior is this!"
Lin Xuan glared.
Qing She was actually just wearing a tight-fitting camisole and small shorts on her lower body.
And inside the quilt she had lifted, Bai She was also revealed, dressed similarly.
"I was wrong!"
Qing She knew that arguing was useless now, so she simply admitted her mistake.
"We were just watching live streams on the phone."
Bai She also got off the bed and walked to Lin Xuan, lowering her head with her face almost buried in her own chest, looking like she was admitting her mistake.
But this kind of appearance had been staged by the two Snake Immortals in front of him many times.
"It was just something we saw by chance; the young lady in there was teaching us how to capture the benefactor's... no, a man's heart."
Qing She said again.
"So you want to capture me?"
Lin Xuan almost rolled his eyes upon hearing this, but it was indeed very pleasing to the eye.
It must be said, the human forms of the two Snake Immortals were indeed as beautiful as the monsters in legends and stories.
Of course, one would have to set aside this unreliable personality to say that.
Lin Xuan was no saint; the two Snake Immortals were very beautiful, but this personality really made it impossible for him to think too much.
"No, it's just that I feel the relationship with the benefactor is a bit distant. The young lady on the phone said, um, I had to tip her a lot before she quietly told me. If you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture a man's..."
"Stomach?" Lin Xuan subconsciously finished the sentence.
"Root!" Qing She said.
Afterward, she and Lin Xuan stared at each other with wide eyes.
"What kind of nonsense is this? Don't watch it anymore. This is an order, a strict order!"
Lin Xuan had black lines on his forehead and gave the order directly.
Lin Xuan had black lines on his forehead and gave the order directly.
Qing She carefully glanced at Lin Xuan, then looked at her sister.
"So, you just watched it like that, and you are the older sister."
Lin Xuan turned to look at Bai She and said.
"I was wrong!"
Bai She admitted her mistake, her tone very sincere.
But Bai She had already made this kind of apology many times.
Her specialty was admitting mistakes quickly, but daring to do it again next time.
"Alright, go back to your own room. Don't watch any more nonsense in the future. Starting tomorrow, you will take classes with me every day."
Lin Xuan felt he needed to give the two snakes some lessons.
The previous guidance was clearly not absorbed well enough by them.
Perhaps he should explain our common values.
Lin Xuan stroked his chin.
The two snakes quietly exchanged glances, their eyes blinking at each other.
Er She quietly exchanged a glance, their eyes blinking at each other.
Then Qing She was defeated, and could only muster up the courage to puff out her chest.
"Benefactor, do you really not want us to warm your bed?"
"Get out!"
"Alrighty!"
Hearing this, Qing She immediately turned around, with Bai She following quickly behind her, and they did not forget to close the room door as they left.
Lin Xuan rubbed his forehead, took two steps toward the bed, and then saw the burnt quilt.
"What a disaster!"
Lin Xuan rubbed his forehead with his hand and looked up at the ceiling.
Fortunately, for him, meditation and cultivation could also be considered rest.
If it's ruined, so be it; he had better think about how to explain the burnt quilt to Zhang Lingyu tomorrow.
In another room, Feng Shayan tossed and turned, unable to sleep.
Her mind was filled with the image she had just seen of the sister pair, dressed in light clothing, leaving Lin Xuan's room together.
The two of them were so stealthy and looked so suspicious that Feng Shayan didn't dare make a sound.
Watching the two beauties come out of Lin Xuan's room in the middle of the night, Feng Shayan had already imagined three movies in her head.
"What the hell!"
She tried desperately to drive the images appearing in her mind away, but the more she tried to banish them, the more she thought about them, even imagining the positions.
Feng Shayan felt her whole body burning and covered her head with her quilt.
"Bastard!"
A muffled voice came from inside the quilt.
Early the next morning, Feng Shayan emerged from her room with panda eyes and a listless face, looking at the two sister pair, who were dressed in palace attire, gentle and graceful, and cute and well-behaved.
The amorous images she had imagined last night surfaced in Feng Shayan's mind once again.
"Is there something wrong with us?"
Bai She had keen senses and, noticing that Feng Shayan's gaze was a bit strange, asked.
"Uh, it's nothing."
Feng Shayan almost blurted out the doubts in her heart, but fortunately, she sobered up in time.
"Sister, you were too timid last night; if you had just gone for it, Benefactor would definitely have given up resistance and surrendered."
"You went for it, and what was the result? You still ended up kneeling; if Benefactor hadn't held you up, you would have been on the floor long ago."
"How can you blame me? Benefactor's pressure was too strong, I was scared!"
Qing She pouted, looking aggrieved.
"I was scared too!"
Bai She glared.
"It's just that Benefactor's words were too terrifying, they made me tear the quilt apart; sigh, I hope Benefactor forgets about this."
"You should think about the lessons Benefactor said he would give us; if we don't perform well, Benefactor definitely won't be polite, and your little butt will suffer then."
"Sister, you're talking nonsense, Benefactor has never spanked my butt."
Qing Bai Er She whispered, and Feng Shayan, standing to the side, stared wide-eyed.
Holy crap, is this something that can be said directly?
For this kind of thing, can't you two avoid people?
Also, a Daoist, and a Quanzhen Daoist at that, how could he?
Feng Shayan began to brainstorm, then suddenly froze.
This Daoist, Lin Xuan, seemed a bit strange.
Quanzhen Daoists cannot marry, for fear of hindering their cultivation.
But there are exceptions: lay Daoists.
However, even for a lay Daoist, this is way too wild, isn't it?
This is on Longhu Mountain.
And to come to Longhu Mountain for an appointment while bringing two beauties along.
Then, in places unseen, who knows how wild he plays.
End of Chapter
