Chapter 82: Experience Fruit! The Taste of an Endoscopy to Retrieve the Microphone
"Iloti, what are you..."
Su Yu looked at Iloti in complete confusion.
Iloti, standing in the spirit field,
held the Fruit of the Experience Tree ripened with golden ke,
The rich "Radiant Sacred Radiance" was stripping the pit from the Experience Tree fruit.
Soaking it.
"Lord." Iloti nodded expressionlessly at Su Yu, which counted as a greeting.
Seeing this, Su Yu didn't mind and very naturally stood beside Iloti.
They stood very close.
Yiluodi did not dodge, letting Su Yu draw near.
"This is—"
Su Yu stared in astonishment at the experience fruit core in Yiluodi's hand.
The core cracked open; the dozen or so seeds inside swiftly sprouted within the light.
In that instant,
Su Yu felt deeply shaken.
A single experience tree fruit core might have a germination rate of less than one percent.
That is, even with over a dozen seeds inside,
which is to say,
normally speaking, a single seed's germination rate is less than one in a thousand.
And now, what was he seeing?!
Every seed within that fruit core had sprouted!
A hundred percent germination rate?!
"One experience tree can bear fifty experience fruits."
"Containing over seven hundred fifty seeds inside..."
"A hundred percent germination rate... then one experience tree can propagate seven hundred fifty experience trees..."
Su Yu's voice was somewhat hoarse, his gaze somewhat dazed.
"Mm."
Yiluodi nodded softly,
then raised her head and gazed southward, beyond the territory.
Su Yu followed her gaze.
He had not noticed earlier,
but now he saw that field after field of spirit farmland had all been sown with experience tree seeds.
All were experience tree seeds...
"Today I used up the golden fertilizer to force-ripen a hundred twenty experience trees."
"I've planted tens of thousands of experience tree seeds..."
Yiluodi spoke quietly, her expression impassive.
"Yiluodi, I absolutely adore you!"
Su Yu was so thrilled he could hardly speak,
and hugging Yiluodi, he planted a fierce kiss on the side of her face.
Tens of thousands of experience trees!
How many experience fruits would they bear?!
From now on, leveling up would mean no more worrying about experience points at all!
At least, below level fifty, eating rare-grade experience fruits would always grant experience!
"I'm afraid it won't even take a year to reach level fifty..."
Su Yu clicked his tongue in amazement.
Level fifty was usually the benchmark for a lord who had developed for over a hundred years.
Although he had no troops under him, so the experience needed for development wasn't that massive,
still, reaching level fifty in one year was far too exaggerated.
One must understand,
after Yiluodi and Xierfu killed the Mythic·Void Beast and rose to level twenty-two,
over these past three months, their experience bars had not moved at all.
Now, they could reach level fifty within a single year!
Just thinking about it made Su Yu's heart race.
In his excitement, he did not notice the odd shift in Yiluodi's expression beside him,
nor the faint rosy tint spreading over her fair neck.
Ripples stirred in those coldly beautiful silver eyes,
her silver hair like silk, tangled with a thousand strands of feeling.
Until Su Yu's mind echoed with the lord crystal's notification.
[Because of your affection, Noah·Yiluodi's loyalty +1, current loyalty: 92.]
That loyalty value, stagnant for so long, had suddenly risen.
The last time was when she earned the acknowledgment of the [Ring of the Radiant Throne].
Su Yu paused in slight surprise, his gaze sweeping over Yiluodi with an odd look.
Yiluodi still wore an expression of utter indifference, only her head dipped slightly lower,
as if not quite daring to meet Su Yu's eyes.
"These are the six thousand experience fruits that formed today."
Yiluodi said, withdrawing an experience fruit from the lord crystal's storage space.
Su Yu had granted her, Xierfu, and Yeli Yeli Yana the authority to freely access items in the lord crystal.
The golden fertilizer Yeli Yeli Yana had transmitted back was used up, force-ripening one hundred twenty experience fruit trees.
The fruit cores had been removed by Yiluodi; the remaining fruits had not yet been eaten.
Awaiting Su Yu's use.
Experience fruits, regardless of how many there are, can be fused into one,
and can also be split into several.
The experience value will accordingly increase or decrease.
For example, the experience fruit Su Yu reached out and took contained the experience value of 6000 experience fruits.
Su Yu curiously examined it for a moment,
although he had eaten experience fruit before, this one was darker in color.
The yellow experience fruit, looking like a golden apple in appearance.
"Crack."
One bite down, the sound was crisp, and it was also sweet and fragrant.
"Delicious, but it doesn't fill the stomach."
The experience fruit melted upon entering the mouth; Su Yu praised it a couple of times.
A person can eat an unlimited amount of experience fruit; it does not satisfy hunger.
If one is idle and has nothing to do,
one can stay at home, fuse and split experience fruits, and eat for several days.
[Congratulations, your level has increased to 21, and various abilities have improved.]
"From now on, you and Sylph will prioritize eating experience fruit; I don't need it."
Su Yu smiled; the experience value provided by the experience fruit satisfied him greatly.
"After all, as a lord, there's no reason to go fight on the front lines oneself."
He chuckled, and Ilodi nodded impassively.
"Speaking of 'Bright Holy Radiance,' does it also have such a function?" Su Yu looked curious.
"Brightness is omnipotent."
Ilodi's answer showed smugness, but Su Yu did not refute it.
Who could blame her, since she is a Brightness Goddess?
……
"Oh dear, be gentle, be gentle!!"
TW's well-known commentator, Bao Bao Yuan,
hunched over, wearing a bitter face.
He was undergoing a colonoscopy.
"Hold on, who told you not to use anesthesia."
The doctor held the tweezers, frowning.
"Anesthesia... for us leopard-men, we're far too sensitive to it... it damages the body."
Just as Bao Bao Yuan began explaining, trying to divert his own attention—
The doctor abruptly thrust the tweezers in.
Immediately,
Bao Bao Yuan's pupils violently contracted, both legs kicking out rigidly,
His pale-yellow tail shot straight up, raised high.
Like an upright rod.
"Hahhh..."
The tweezers extracted one segment of the microphone. The doctor let out a relieved breath.
"Bear with it a moment, relax your body. There's still one more piece of the microphone in there."
Listening to the doctor's words,
Bao Bao Yuan's trembling body relaxed a little,
A single clear tear trickled from his eye.
"Yue Luo!!"
"I'm not done with you!!"
The miserable howl startled the doctor,
Whose tweezers accidentally clipped Bao Bao Yuan's intestine.
Bao Bao Yuan's body instantly stiffened.
"What the hell are you screaming for?!"
The doctor scolded him sternly.
The aggrieved Bao Bao Yuan fell silent.
In his heart, boundless bitterness swelled.
Why had he made that flag about eating a microphone in the first place?
He laid all the blame on Yue Luo.
Yue Luo, just you wait... when you lose, that will be the moment you fall from your pedestal.
When that time comes, we'll see how I blacken your name!
"Did you all join the Moon Shadow Cult?"
"Joined."
"I joined too."
"Why are you all joining the Moon Shadow Cult?"
"Hehe, the Moon Shadow Cult has a super cute girl, and she's a big shot who made it onto the Monster Tide assessment rankings too."
"Who?"
"Yue Yue Mengmeng, from the Moon Rabbit clan."
"Send me a picture, let me see."
"[Yue Yue Mengmeng image] Click to view."
"Absolutely... seriously cute indeed."
"She strikes right at my heart. I'm in love with her."
"Get lost, you're just plainly lecherous!"
In the class group chat,
Su Yu's classmates were discussing topics related to the Moon Shadow Cult.
Because of Yue Yue Mengmeng's joining, the Moon Shadow Cult's numbers kept growing larger.
Class President Xu Ting: "Focus your attention on your territories. Tomorrow it'll be summer already. Are you all prepared?"
"..."
The moment the class president spoke, a series of ellipses flooded the screen.
The topic of summer was far too much of a buzzkill.
The onset of summer,
For new-generation lords,
Is the second great disaster after the monster tides.
Commonly known as, the Second Calamity.
End of Chapter
