Chapter 516
"If I turn into Hulk again, I might never come back."
"You don't care about me at all."
Thor quickly comforted: "No, no, no, I've assembled a team."
Clenching his fists, Thor pretended to be excited: "Hulk is fire."
Banner frowned and interrupted: "Wait, you're just using me."
"Then trying to get close to Hulk, it's disgusting."
Thor still wanted to continue persuading him.
Banner lowered his head and sighed: "You don't care about me at all."
"You don't deserve to be my friend."
Thor quickly said: "No, I don't like Hulk at all."
"He's always smashing and smashing."
Thor even made weird gestures.
Then pointed at Banner: "I like you better, really."
Banner stared at him: "Thank you."
Thor said: "But forgive me for being blunt."
"If we are going to fight evil."
"Hulk is very powerful and useful."
Banner retorted: "Look, yes, Banner is just as powerful and useful."
Thor forced a smile: "Not the same."
Banner became anxious.
Counting on his fingers: "How many doctorates does Hulk have?"
"None at all."
"How many doctorates does Banner have?"
"Seven."
Thor sighed.
Helplessly: "Okay, you don't have to fight anyone."
"But we are in danger here, let's go quickly."
Thor turned around and saw a lot of rags on the side.
Searching through them casually.
Banner looked at him: "What are you taking these for?"
Thor wrapped a rag around his head.
"I need a disguise, I'm a fugitive."
Banner said: "I'm the one who needs a disguise."
Thor said: "You are the disguise."
Banner took a pair of glasses out of his pocket.
Put them on his eyes.
"I'm disguised as Tony."
"That's right, I'm Tony and a Gypsy."
Thor said childishly: "No, no, you're not Tony."
"You are Bruce Banner."
Banner pointed at himself: "Then why did you make me dress like Tony?"
Thor explained: "Because you're stark naked."
Banner said: "Okay, you're right."
After speaking, Banner tugged at his pants zipper.
Thor quickly said: "What are you doing."
"Too indecent."
"Stop immediately."
Banner said: "Tony's underwear is really tight."
"Sorry."
Thor and the other were pushing and shoving.
"Stop it."
"Why are you so weird."
Banner said loudly: "I don't know."
"Maybe it's a bit weird after being trapped inside this monster for two years."
The more he spoke, the angrier Banner became.
Green veins appeared on his face.
Thor quickly comforted: "Okay, okay, calm down, calm down."
"Shh—"
"Come here, follow me."
Thor pushed Banner forward.
Continuing to talk about his plan.
"Listen, we're going to Asgard."
"From now on you never have to think about Hulk again, okay?"
The two walked through a corridor.
Banner agreed: "Okay."
As soon as the words fell, a cloud of green powder was sprayed on his face.
People on the street were all celebrating.
Everyone was shouting Hulk's name loudly.
There were even giant Hulk head dolls.
Thor looked at all this.
"This is not too good."
There were also many people around holding firearms on guard.
Thor turned back and didn't see where Banner had gone.
"Banner! Banner!"
Thor shouted in the crowded crowd.
The noise was deafening.
Banner bumped into a monster on the other side.
The monster made an angry expression at Banner.
Thor finally found him and rushed over.
Unexpectedly, a blue light buckle landed on the monster's neck.
Electric light flashed.
The monster fell to the ground.
Revealing the figure behind it.
It was none other than Valkyrie.
Thor greeted: "Hi."
Valkyrie looked at him with her hands on her hips.
"Hi."
Thor stammered: "I was just about to do that."
Valkyrie said: "Okay, then I did it first."
Thor looked at her: "Very good, what are you doing here?"
End of Chapter
