[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-villain-marrying-the-comatose-heroine-and-pamper":3,"chapter-villain-marrying-the-comatose-heroine-and-pamper-villain-marrying-the-vegetative-heroine-and-goin-chapter-16":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Villain: Marrying the Vegetative Heroine and Going All Out on Cuddles",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2091891,3337,"Chapter 16: Actually, I can also massage, why not... let me try?","villain-marrying-the-vegetative-heroine-and-goin-chapter-16",16,"\u003Cp>\"Uh (⊙o⊙)...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This girl, we are meeting for the first time! Why do you have to perform such a big ceremony. Also, let me explain...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I am the husband about to marry Su Su Su Su Qingge, my name is Lin Xuan. I am not a molester!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the two-dimensional girl kneeling at his feet, glaring at him angrily,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Xuan only felt a headache.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had a premonition that the other party would be the biggest obstacle to him getting points.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin, 18 years old.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The youngest daughter of the Chen family, a late-stage chuunibyou patient.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tens of millions of fans across the network, a big two-dimensional internet celebrity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the Chen family is one of the better-developed 2nd-tier families in recent years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The D-site founded under its name has become the largest two-dimensional cultural community in China after years of development.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although the user base is relatively young,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>fortunately, the stickiness is very high.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It is very popular among the younger generation...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are you the one brought by Grandpa Su to bring good luck? I don't agree.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Marriage for good luck is feudal superstition, this is an ancient dross. I cannot let you defile my Sister Su.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Especially you, Lin Xuan, if the rumors about you in Magic City are all true, you will definitely be a domestic violence man after marriage.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin made an \"×\" with her hands in front of her chest, indicating that she did not agree to this marriage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Lin Xuan was too lazy to pay attention to her, just continued to take Su Su Su Su Su Qingge’s hand, and said in a broken-jar-broken-fall manner:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is Grandpa Su’s decision, if you are not convinced, you can go find him.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You you you...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Lin Xuan indifferent.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>And even \"playing\" with her wife sister in front of her face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin was so angry that the corners of her eyes jumped wildly, and the hair on her head \"pa pa pa,\" angrily beating the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But she didn't dare to go to Su Su Su Shengtian to protest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, with the other party’s personality, he would definitely scold her severely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, she was well prepared today...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmph! I will definitely stop this marriage. What era is this, and still arranging marriages.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I think Sister Su will definitely not be willing after she wakes up. Just like me...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My family doesn't know where they got me a fiancé named 'Su Fan', and they even asked me to meet and marry him in a while.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmph! Don't even think about it, I’m only interested in the two-dimensional world and my wife sister. I’ll see how I fix that Su Fan later...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin hugged her chest, looking like she would rather die than submit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Fan?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this name,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Xuan grinned and looked at Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin with a smile that was not a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Early stage of the novel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because the protagonist Su Yang had many enemies, in order to avoid implicating the Su family, he initially used the pseudonym Su Fan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin was also various repulsions of \"Su Fan\" when they first met.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Later, she was gradually conquered and finally became the other party’s confidante...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finding Lin Xuan staring at her with a strange look, Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin felt a chill all over her body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmph! What kind of look is that, let me tell you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have already found a way to treat Sister Su. After she wakes up, don't even think about having any more entanglement with her.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After speaking,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin then set her eyes on the old man who arrived late.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man was in expensive clothes, with a crane-like hair and a child-like face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obviously, his health regimen was done very well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Grandpa Deng, you are too slow.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hurry, hurry! Teach me that massage method of yours, I want to save Sister Su immediately.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the old man, panting slightly, had black lines all over his head, having no way to deal with this naughty granddaughter of his old friend.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could only smile bitterly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I already said, this method was seen in an ancient book.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And the ancient book has long been damaged, this massage method is incomplete, presumably the effect is not great...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, under the old man’s explanation,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>everyone knew that the other party found a health massage method specifically for vegetative patients from a volume of ancient books.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the ancient book was lost, and Elder Deng didn't take it seriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this matter happened to be known by Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin, who insisted on dragging him over to try it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don't care, as long as there is a glimmer of hope. We all have to try, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If we don't do anything, are we just going to let Sister Su lie here for a lifetime?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin ground her little tiger teeth, looking unconvinced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And her words immediately made everyone in the room silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially Su Su Su Su Su Qingge on the hospital bed, who was constantly shouting in her heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Chen Chen Chen Kexin is right!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Rather than letting me be a vegetative person for a lifetime, I would rather die.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Now as long as there is a glimmer of hope! No matter how slim it is, I am willing to grasp it.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Please, don't stop it. I’ve really had enough of this life that is worse than death.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I don't know if she heard Su Su Su Su Su Qingge’s prayer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Elder Deng frowned and glanced at the \"Sleeping Beauty\" on the bed, and finally sighed and nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He greeted Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin, put the patient in a supine position, and guided the acupoint massage on the side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since it was the key to whether Su Su Su Su Su Qingge could wake up, Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin didn't dare to be careless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to the method guided by Elder Deng,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>she began to seriously perform professional medical massage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because her grandfather and Elder Deng were old acquaintances,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>so Elder Deng would also teach her some basic health massage techniques in his spare time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, facing the complex acupoints in Elder Deng’s mouth, she also appeared to be at ease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>5 minutes later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When everyone was focused, no one noticed Lin Xuan on the side showing a strange look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This massage technique, why is it so similar to the skill I redeemed in the system?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Or rather, this is the simple version of [Danqing Miraculous Hands Massage Technique], and it is still an incomplete version...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perhaps because the ancient book was incomplete,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Xuan found that the massage method had many defects, and hurriedly spoke to stop it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop! You pressed this method wrong.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The essentials of massage operation pay attention to [steady, accurate, clever, fast], the operation method should be stable and natural, your force time is too long, and the acupoints are also pressed wrong.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This will not only fail to dredge the meridians, but will also lead to chaos in the qi and blood of the internal organs...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as this was said, Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin’s movements stopped subconsciously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After reacting, she turned to glare at Lin Xuan, angrily saying:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, okay? Do you know massage?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Elder Deng didn't call to stop, could it be that you know medicine better than Grandpa?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Elder Deng, let’s continue, don't pay attention to him.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin finished speaking, she saw Elder Deng frowning, shaking his head and stopping her:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No! This little brother is right! This method is indeed problematic.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I actually vaguely realized it just now, but I still wanted to try it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you don't believe me, you can look at the face of this girl from the Su family. If you continue, she might even be in danger of life.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin heard this, subconsciously looked at Su Su Su Su Su Qingge, and was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I saw the girl’s face was pale, without a trace of blood, and her forehead was covered with a lot of cold sweat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No matter how you look at it...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I know that this massage method has a problem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Grandpa Deng, what should we do?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin was so distressed that she was about to cry, the hair on her head trembling non-stop due to the violent emotional fluctuation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The massage method just now is problematic, confusing the qi and blood in the Su girl’s body.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I will first perform acupuncture for her, and then prescribe some Chinese herbal medicine to recuperate for a few days. But this massage method cannot be used anymore...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Chen Chen Chen Kexin was full of disappointment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But there was nothing she could do, she couldn't joke about Su Su Su Su Su Qingge’s safety.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could only pray that next time, she could find other ways to treat Su Su Su Su Su Qingge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Failed again...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This is the nth time, am I really destined to be a vegetative person for the rest of my life?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[That would be better to die once and for all, at least I don't have to suffer this torture anymore.]\u003C\u002Fp>",1580,"2026-06-16T05:34:44.215Z","2026-06-16T06:35:19.261Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","73480212b566348b783142975b7d60c904970474558931883d955ba0bc5f8190","villain-marrying-the-vegetative-heroine-and-goin-chapter-17","villain-marrying-the-vegetative-heroine-and-goin-chapter-15",484,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fvillain-marrying-the-vegetative-heroine-and-goin-cover.jpg"]