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Chapter 1057

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【Distracted by this, Rin Tohsaka and Illya also lost their steam.】

【As for how they woke up Shirou Emiya afterward, no one knows.】

Zabiko: "The sleep quality is really good..."

Blonde Rin: "Shouldn't a normal person have a headache all day the next day after drinking all night?"

Rin Tohsaka: "This just goes to show that she isn't a normal person."

Fuyuki Tiger: "Hahaha, I am immortal!"

【"Magical Girl, White Moon Princess (Phantas. Moon)!"】

【"Spicy-kun, Magic. Circuit. Fullcount!"】

【Accompanied by a lively entrance, Magical Girl White Moon Princess conjured a plate of Mapo Tofu rice bowl and threw it at the enemy.】

【This time the enemy is the loli-type Poison Mushroom Monster - Forest Misome!】

【A blonde little loli with a poisonous mushroom on her head.】

【"Ouch! So spicy! My mouth hurts!"】

【Under the terrifying Mapo Tofu offensive, Forest Misome, defeated!】

【Immediately entering the next episode preview.】

【"The woman who lives for destruction and desire, the monster Red-Haired Woman."】

【In a small tavern, a drunk Akiha Tohno is smashing things.】

【"Submitted a manga to continue her frustrated life, but unexpectedly won an award."】

【Akiha Tohno goes on stage to receive the award, and the newspapers are full of her news.】

【"Huh? You say she will seriously work as a manga artist next? Haha, how is that possible."】

【"The unexpected savior who suddenly appears at this moment is—"】

【Under the sunset, Dog Brother walks handsomely toward the camera, and then—gets hit by a car and dies.】

【"Uh, got hit and sent flying from the side..."】

【"Next episode, White Moon Princess, Phantas. Moon, Teacher-Student Confrontation!"】

Dog Brother: "..."

That's too ridiculous, how could he possibly be killed by a car.

Ciel: "I should say, it's surprising that this thing even has a next episode preview!"

Akiha Tohno: "Who is the monster Red-Haired Woman ヽ(`Д′)?!"

Shiki Tohno: "Calm down, calm down—"

Shiki Tohno subconsciously moved a bit further away, clearly afraid that the furious Akiha Tohno would take it out on him.

Arcueid: "ヾ(≧▽≦*)o"

【The scene shifts to Cat Princess Cafe, where the Cat Princess family is leisurely watching TV.】

【At this time, a breaking news report is playing on the TV.】

【"A man wearing a blue bodysuit died in a trailer collision accident on the highway; no other casualties have been found so far..."】

【Cat Boss: "What a terrible accident."】

【Cat Bartender: "But the TV is quite interesting."】

【Cat Boss Lady: "I also love watching TV the most. Oh my, I forgot to record the K1 that started at seven."】

【Cat Boss: "You don't even have a video recorder, do you."】

【Cat Princess: "Meow meow."】

【Cat Bartender: "It's starting."】

Dog Brother: "..."

No, how did he die again!

Counting the day before yesterday, he's already hung up three times!

Is he incompatible with this so-called Carnival!

Rin Tohsaka: "Pfft—"

Rin Tohsaka: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it in."

Blonde Rin: "A pile-up, and you're the only one who hung up, this luck..."

Dog Brother: "Tch, laugh if you want, I don't care ( ̄_,  ̄)."

"Hahaha..."

The group suddenly burst into loud laughter, and the joyful atmosphere instantly spread to every group member.

【The scene returns to the Emiya house.】

【"I'm home."】

【Rin Tohsaka enters the door skillfully, looks at the pitch-black room, and says while taking off her shoes: "Is no one home?"】

【Red A and Artoria, two big idlers, are not at home, this is truly rare.】

Tokiomi Tohsaka: "..."

Damn it, they're actually living together!

The old father now wishes he could kill his way to Einzbern Castle immediately.

【"Ring ring—"】

【Just then, the phone in the hallway rings.】

【Rin Tohsaka picks up the phone and says: "Hello, this is the Emiya residence."】

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