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Chapter 602

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The old father's mood is actually very complicated right now.

Both daughters were actually chosen by deities to be vessels; should he be happy or gratified?

[B: Kasuga no Tsubone, real name Saito Fuku, was the wet nurse of the third Tokugawa Shogun, Iemitsu, in the Edo period of Japan, and the founder of the Ooku. When the Ooku became a singularity for some reason, the soul of the elderly woman called Parvati, who temporarily attached herself to the other party, becoming an existence with one body and two souls.]

Rin Tohsaka: "Kasuga no Tsubone! That famous wet nurse of the Tokugawa family!"

Waver: "Singularity, Ooku, huh..."

Zabiko: "One body and two souls with Parvati, so does she count as a Heroic Spirit?"

Fiore: "Probably, not really (ˇ?ˇ)."

[C: Kama, Assassin, Pseudo-Servant, also known as 'Kamadeva', is the god of love in Indian mythology. Originally male, he manifested by using a certain girl who had an experience similar to his own as a vessel, thus becoming female. As for why he chose this girl—]

[It is said to be related to the girl's original specificity, as well as the existence of another goddess who is also a Pseudo-Servant.]

Karna/Arjuna: "!!!"

No wonder they felt dangerous; it's actually this one!

But shouldn't he be imprisoned by the gods? How did he become a Heroic Spirit and escape?

Jinako: "This is basically the same as naming Parvati, right?"

Rin Tohsaka: "Um, does Kama have any relationship with Parvati?"

Feng Xi: "Of course there's a relationship, and a very deep grudge at that."

Feng Xi: "The Indian gods once suffered because of a demon god named Tarakasura, and later they learned that only the son of Shiva and Parvati could defeat this demon god. However, Shiva was concentrating on his practice at the time and had no intention of creating a child with Parvati, so Parvati asked Kama to shoot an arrow of desire at Shiva, thereby making him regain his marital love."

Feng Xi: "However, the result was very bad; Kama's actions enraged Shiva, who opened his third eye and burned Kama directly to ashes."

Rin Tohsaka: "So brutal!"

Feng Xi: "After all, Shiva is the supreme god; Kama's actions could be considered a provocation to him."

Jinako: "This isn't a grudge, it's a life-and-death hatred."

Feng Xi: "Hehe, it's not over yet; there's another person in the group who has a relationship with Kama."

Rin Tohsaka: "Who?"

Feng Xi: "Kama has another alias—Mara; the two are regarded as different aspects of the same existence, and some treat them as Kama and Mara together. And in Buddhist mythology, because Mara lives in the sixth heaven of the Six Desire Heavens, he is also called the Sixth Heavenly Demon King Papiyas."

Feng Xi: "It is said that when Shakyamuni was enlightened under the Bodhi tree, Mara tried to obstruct him in every way, but unfortunately, he did not succeed."

The Awakened One: "...Amitabha."

["Ahhh—"]

[Just then, Sakura, while shoveling snow, accidentally slips from the roof; fortunately, there is thick snow she shoveled down below, so she isn't hurt.]

[But Shinji Matou doesn't care about that; he opens the window and scolds: "What are you doing, Sakura! Haven't you finished clearing the snow yet? It's simply unbelievable!"]

[Sakura, climbing up, says stiffly: "I'm sorry... I'll immediately..."]

["Slow! Sluggish! Useless! I'm hungry!"]

[Shinji Matou complains frantically: "Also, go buy me the latest manga book!"]

[After saying that, he slams the window shut and continues his happy internet surfing.]

["Brother..."]

Caules: "Seriously, your sister fell from the roof, and you don't even know how to show concern!"

Blonde Rin: "Scum is indeed still that scum."

["All the troublesome things are pushed onto your sister; are you content to be at Shinji's beck and call?"]

[Medusa finally can't watch anymore; she steps forward, picks up the shovel in the snow, and advises Sakura.]

["..."]

[Sakura squats silently in the snow, choosing not to respond to Medusa's suggestion.]

["Sakura! If you go on like this, it won't do..."]

[Medusa holds Sakura's shoulders, saying with utmost seriousness.]

[She doesn't want to watch Sakura continue to be bullied by Shinji Matou like this.]

[As long as Sakura gives the word, she will immediately go and drain Shinji Matou's blood—]

["Stop it, Rider!"]

[Sakura pushes with both hands, and her terrifying monstrous strength sends Medusa flying, landing headfirst in a snowdrift.]

[Sakura: "I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter..."]

[Medusa says speechlessly: "It matters to me..."]

["Brother must be taken care of by me. But I always like to go to Senior's house."]

[Sakura strokes the flowers in the snow, saying: "I really am an idiot..."]

["Although the figure is great."]

[To be continued—]

Rin Tohsaka: "What the hell is 'to be continued'!!!"

Magical Girl Rin Tohsaka: "Is Sakura's strength actually this great?"

Luvia: "Oh hahaha, you only just found out."

Luvia: "Sakura is very talented at wrestling, not at all inferior to me."

Rider: "..."

Rin Tohsaka: "You said, wrestling( ̄(エ) ̄)..."

Tokiomi Tohsaka: "..."

Damn it, the etiquette of the Tohsaka family—

[Title "Type-Moon Morning Soap Opera: Sakura, Episode 257"!]

[Night.]

["It's delicious, Sakura!"]

[Shinji Matou eats the food Sakura made, praising her quite rarely: "You really are only good at cooking."]

["I only know how to make instant food; it would be a headache if you weren't here."]

[A look of surprise appears on Sakura's face; her mood becomes happy, and she smiles at Shinji Matou.]

[Hmm? Is this really Shinji Matou, and not some kind of filter?]

["The fear of violence, Sakura cannot escape. But at the same time, in her heart, she is thinking, 'This person can't do without me'."]

[Medusa stands to the Reverse Reverse Reverse Side watching silently; Sakura is using a handkerchief to wipe Shinji Matou's mouth.]

["The girl of destiny, Sakura. What will be at the end of this fruitless relationship!"]

["Is it hope. Or despair..."]

Jinako: "This guy, does he think of himself as a master."

(Inner thought: So envious, I also really want someone to serve me like this, so I can keep playing games without my hands leaving the device.)

Sakura: "o(*////▽////*)q"

Sakura secretly glances at Feng Xi.

Decided, must find a chance to try this on Feng Xi Onii-chan.

["Sakura! You went to the Emiya house again, right!"]

[It's this question again, making Shinji Matou have another episode, like a manic patient, rushing in front of Sakura and yelling.]

[Sakura shrinks her body in fear, lowering her head.]

["I told you not to worry about him! How many times do I have to tell you—"]

[The angry Shinji Matou raises his fist to hit Sakura; suddenly, Medusa passes by holding a clothes pole in both hands, twisting her body to use the pole to strike Shinji Matou's back of the head.]

['Bang', a large bump is struck on the back of Shinji Matou's head; Shinji Matou squats on the ground holding his head in pain.]

["Ah, sorry Master."]

[Medusa watches this scene happily, saying righteously: "I was collecting clothes..."]

[Sakura doesn't allow her to actively harm Shinji Matou, but this is an 'accidental' 'mishap'.]

["You idiot!"]

[Shinji Matou jumps up holding his head, venting angrily at Medusa: "Who collects clothes along with the clothes pole!"]

[Medusa explains calmly: "This is a bit different from the customs where we are..."]

[Shinji Matou grabs the clothes pole, saliva flying: "This kind of thing is the same all over the world!"]

[Medusa: "Hmm... my personal skill is Natural Airhead."]

[As she says this, she even reveals her attribute panel.]

[Shinji Matou: "Stop lying! The status information hasn't been updated at all!"]

["Anyway, be careful!"]

[Seeing that he can't do anything about Medusa, Shinji Matou can only leave angrily, not forgetting to vent at Sakura as he leaves: "Sakura! Remember what I just said!"]

[Medusa just watches his back quietly.]

[Everything is not over yet.]

Rin Tohsaka: "Hahaha ٩(^?^*) , well done Medusa, look at that idiot Shinji's pathetic appearance."

Rider: "( ̄ω ̄)"

Househusband: "ε=(′ο`*))) sigh..."

["Sakura, where did you go during morning exercise!"]

[In the hallway, Shinji Matou blocks Sakura again, rushing in front of her like a mad dog, raising his fist to greet Sakura's body.]

["Told you not to worry about Emiya! You every day, ah!!!"]

[Medusa suddenly appears riding a ladies' bicycle, the high-speed rotating tire having intimate contact with Shinji Matou's back, causing him to scream in pain and collapse to the ground.]

[Looking closely, sparks seem to be coming out of Shinji Matou's back.]

["Sorry Master, I accidentally messed up the brake operation."]

[Medusa apologizes insincerely.]

["Rider! You're not supposed to ride a bicycle in the house!"]

[Shinji Matou gets up and starts spraying saliva at Medusa.]

[Medusa: "Because my Riding skill is A+."]

[Shinji Matou: "Is that the issue! Isn't this just not riding well at all!"]

["Damn it, actually giving me such a useless servant..."]

[After saying that, he leaves shakily, leaning against the wall.]

[Although he wants to retaliate, he still has self-awareness.]

[If he really took action, he would probably be turned into a kebab in the next second.]

["Hurry up and realize it! Sakura!"]

[Watching Sakura look at Shinji Matou with worry, Medusa sighs helplessly in her heart.]

[She is truly heartbroken for Sakura.]

["This man is not a threat to you!"]

Blonde Rin: "...How come it feels like Sakura's state seems a bit wrong."

Zabiko: "I have the same feeling."

Jinako: "Could it be, Stockholm Syndrome (; ̄Д ̄)?"

Rin Tohsaka: "Shouldn't be, right ( ̄ー ̄*|||...)"

[In the following days, the same things keep happening.]

[Whenever Shinji Matou tries to commit violence against Sakura, Medusa jumps out to create accidents.]

[For example, 'accidentally' throwing a flower pot out the window, hitting Shinji Matou right on the forehead.]

[For example, 'accidentally' spilling boiling water on Shinji Matou.]

[Or even better, when Shinji Matou is taken hostage by Cu Chulainn, she directly activates her Noble Phantasm, summoning the Pegasus to charge at Shinji Matou.]

["Danger, Master!"]

["???"]

[Shinji Matou and Cu Chulainn look in horror at the blue ball of light charging at them.]

["Ahhh—"]

[Boom!!!]

[The blue ball of light explodes in Fuyuki City, like a missile.]

[Today is another peaceful day.]

["This will kill people! If it weren't for me, I'd be dead! In fact, the strange blue-clothed man next to me is already dead, right!"]

[When the smoke clears, Cu Chulainn is dead on the spot, while Shinji Matou just looks a bit more disheveled.]

[Good grief, Dog Brother doesn't even have as much life as Shinji Matou.]

[And Medusa watches this scene with regret, feeling sorry for failing to 'accidentally kill' Shinji Matou.]

Dog Brother: "(╯Д)╯︵┻━┻"

What the hell! He, the dignified Hound of Culann, is actually not even as good as this piece of trash Shinji Matou!

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