Chapter 836

Shakespeare: "Does art originate from life? Maybe I'll have a sudden inspiration."

Tohno Shiki: "But the timing was captured really well."

Tohno Akiha: "It's just like watching a TV drama."

Yumizuka Satsuki: "Hehe, it would be a masterpiece if the bath towel fell off."

【"Did you dodge it? I wanted to get it over with quickly."】

【Ruby didn't care at all that she had knocked someone unconscious and started complaining to herself.】

【"Eh?"】

【Looking at this suddenly appearing magic wand, Illya forgot her shyness for a moment and blinked her eyes cutely.】

【"Nice to meet you, I am the wand of love and justice, Magical Ruby!"】

【Ruby seemed to have ADHD, swaying left and right toward Illya: "Little girl over there, do you want to become a magical girl?"】

【Illya: "..."】

Zabiko: "... Why does it feel like a perverted uncle coaxing a little girl to look at goldfish?"

Tohno Shiki: "I have the same feeling."

Actually, he felt more like Ruby and the Sapphire from earlier were a bit like Kohaku and Hisui.

Kayneth: "Ahem, this is a Mystic Code made by Senior Zelretch, don't talk nonsense."

【Ruby: "How about it? Become a magical girl, work together, save the world, and fight the evil in my eyes—"】

【Looking at Ruby, who seemed like a pyramid scheme recruiter, Illya's face immediately darkened, and she said gloomily: "So suspicious."】

【Moreover, looking at Emiya Shirou, who had fainted in front of the bathroom door, the current atmosphere was particularly bizarre.】

【"What is going on with this situation?"】

"Pfft—"

Everyone in the group couldn't help but laugh out loud.

There was no help for it; this scene was really too funny.

【"Ah, you felt it was suspicious just now, didn't you?"】

【Seeing that she had been rejected, Ruby immediately put on a villainous look and leaned in sinisterly.】

【"No—you misunderstood."】

【Illya hurriedly said no; this talking wand was extremely bizarre, and it was better not to provoke her to anger for now.】

【"How sad, are there no pure-hearted young girls these days who want to be magical girls?"】

【Ruby pushed back, putting on a headache-stricken look, her voice revealing grievance.】

【"I have no idea what it's saying."】

【Illya's eyebrows twitched, looking very cute.】

【She always felt that this thing was digging a hole for her.】

【"In any case, could you please move away from my brother's face first?"】

【"Oh, is this blockheaded guy your brother?"】

【Ruby poked the unconscious Emiya Shirou with her thick lower body and asked curiously.】

【"My brother is not a blockheaded guy!"】

【Illya retorted, the momentum of which actually startled Ruby for a moment.】

【However, the next moment, the 'old driver' flipped up Emiya Shirou's bath towel, and Illya suffered a critical hit.】

【"What are you doing, you pervert!"】

【Illya roared at Ruby, with red liquid faintly flowing from her nostrils.】

【"Sorry, it was just a whim."】

【Ruby said without any guilt: "Ah, a nosebleed?"】

【Illya: "No!"】

Emiya Shirou: "..."

Emiya Shirou was completely petrified.

It was finally his turn to suffer social death, and it was more thorough than the previous few people.

Lolicon, pervert—these titles would probably follow him for the rest of his life.

Tohsaka Rin: "What kind of magical girl wand is this? It's a total old driver!"

Zabiko: "Cute Illya is going to be led astray."

Waver: "Teacher, this—"

Kayneth: "..."

Well, he didn't even know how to smooth this over for a moment.

So Senior Kischur had such interests.

It's over; he knows too much.

【"Then, back to the main topic."】

【Ruby retreated and said: "Want to try it, magical girl?"】

【If it were in another place, Illya might have been tempted, but now—】

【Looking at Ruby jumping around on her own brother, Illya turned her head away and complained gloomily: "I feel like I can't keep up with your rhythm, could you please find someone else?"】

【The young girl's heart was already dead; having been seen naked by the brother she had always had feelings for, the machine known as Illya was already dead, and what was alive now was just a humanoid self-walking complaint machine.】

【She mainly wanted to find a place now to have some peace and quiet.】