Chapter 207: Warhammer: What Do You Mean You Conquered the Zerg

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Protagonist:

Lin En

Lena

This was also Lin En's little whim; within various special sections, contestants could randomly pick up all sorts of items.

The more difficult the terrain, the easier it was to pick up powerful items.

That fartling shouldered a rocket launcher, aiming at Lin En, who had the strongest momentum and looked like the toughest fighter.

It wanted everyone to know that although it was a fartling, it was no coward!

If you fight, fight the strongest enemy!

It pulled the trigger, and with a whoosh, the rocket shot out, flying straight toward Lin En.

The whole crowd held its breath, the spectators all curious what method Lin En would have to dodge this fatal blow.

Lin En felt around in the mud pit and found something.

A wire mesh; he dragged it out of the mud and held it in front of himself.

The rocket hit the wire mesh and did not explode immediately.

Lin En gritted his teeth, grabbed both ends of the wire mesh with both hands, and caught the rocket in midair.

But that thing was still smoking and could explode at any moment.

Then Lin En flicked his hand, tossing the rocket toward a Beastman Grot nearby who wanted to take advantage of the moment to ambush.

That Beastman widened its eyes, and before it could react, the rocket exploded right on its face.

Boom— that Beastman was blasted away, landing in the mud.

"WOW!!!" The whole crowd erupted in cheers like a mountain collapse and tsunami.

Those fartlings jumped around excitedly, like they'd gone mad.

Yaduoduo stood on the Platform and began commentating with great feeling:

"One versus seven! One versus seven used a wire mesh to block the rocket!"

"What, he actually threw the rocket out! What kind of move is this!"

It itself didn't know what it was saying, but the listeners were all fired up.

The race continued.

The Racing Track entered the desert section, sand and wind filled the sky, visibility extremely low.

The contestants squinted their eyes, hunched their bodies, and moved forward with difficulty on the sand.

A Beastman Grot kicked something in a sand pile, looked down, and it was a Rocket Booster.

It picked it up, tied it to the Squig's back, and pressed the switch.

The booster ignited, and the Squig flew up like a rocket.

Finally, relying on the booster, it overtook Lin En in one go and won the Champion title.

The whole crowd erupted in cheers like a mountain collapse and tsunami.

Those fartlings kept shouting and calling until their voices went hoarse.

"A new Champion is born! Let us congratulate..." Yaduoduo forgot what that Beastman was called.

"I'm Naluoduo!" The Beastman Grot at the Finish Line raised its hand and shouted loudly.

"Let us congratulate contestant Naluoduo! He is the Champion of the first WaaaghGP!"

Naluoduo rode on the Squig's back, ran a lap around the Racing Track, and waved to the spectators.

The spectators kept throwing Stew Pots and Teeth at it.

Lin En rode on the Muscle Sikug's back, slowly crossing the Finish Line.

He was covered in mud, his face black and blue, but he was smiling.

He looked around; the arena, empty at the start of the race, was now packed with Green Skins.

Fartlings, Beastmen, and even several Squigs no one knew where they came from were all crowded by the Racing Track, craning their necks to look inside.

That night, the whole Pasture was discussing WaaaghGP.

Some discussed the godly move of blocking a rocket with a wire mesh one versus seven; some discussed the Champion's Rocket Booster.

Others discussed whether there were other items in the mud pit and desert.

Even more people said they wanted to try it themselves, wanting to train the strongest and fastest Squig!

Lin En knew his idea had succeeded; now he just needed to make it big and strong.

Yaduoduo also felt its charm.

It stood on the Platform, watching those excited spectators and those contestants still discussing the match.

A surge of heroic emotion rose in its heart; it turned to look at Lin En.

"I support you, fully support!"

Over the next few days, Yaduoduo kept only a few Core Squig Zones, ensuring basic meat supply.

All other zones were violently demolished, leveled, pits filled, roads paved, converted into various race sections.

Mud pits, deserts, Ice Plains, volcanoes and other Obstacle Zones were all present.

More than half the Pasture was converted into a Racing Track.

Regarding this, Lin En indicated that any Squig Meat not delivered on time could be replaced with teeth.

But WaaaghGP was something no other Pasture could replace!

A few days later, the Big Guys responsible for collecting the transport ships were puzzled.

Usually those few Squig Ranches were crawling with Pi Jings, so why hadn't they seen a soul today?

After visiting several ranches in a row, the situation was much the same everywhere.

Some had only a few old, weak, sick, or disabled ones left basking in the sun, while others didn't have a single ghost in sight.

The Big Guys grew curious and caught a Pi Jing to question.

That Pi Jing looked listless and low-spirited, answering with its head drooping:

"They've all gone to the Huo Ying Mu Chang to watch WaaaghGP. Today I'm unlucky, I drew the duty shift and signed up, so I didn't go."

The Big Guy was a bit confused. What was that thing?

After returning to the flying ship, it contacted the other Big Guys, and they all said they didn't know.

So they unanimously decided to go take a look.

As soon as they arrived at the Huo Ying Mu Chang, they were stunned.

The outer areas of the entire Huo Ying Mu Chang were under expansion, with Pi Jings and Beastmen working construction everywhere.

The ranch was packed with spectators, dense as ants.

They squeezed their way in all the way inside, squeezing for a long time, until they finally reached the innermost part.

Before their eyes was an ice and snow racing track, converted from the original Ice Cold Field Squig Park.

The ground was covered in thick ice and snow, strong winds blew in the air, and snowflakes danced across the sky.

Passing racers not only had to guard against slipping, but also watch out for the Ice Cold Field Squigs on both sides of the track.

Those white-furred fellows could fire Ice Thorns, striking out of nowhere with power no less than a Bomb Gun.

Just then, Yaduoduo's voice rang out.

It stood on the Platform, holding a megaphone rolled from scrap iron, narrating with great feeling.

Since the first race, Lin En had discovered that Yaduoduo seemed to have a talent for commentary, so this heavy responsibility was entrusted to it.

Its voice penetrated the heavy snow, full of passion: "The racers are about to enter the Ice Cold Field segment!"

"Blizzards blow here year-round, with severe cold and low visibility, making this a major challenge for the racers' route book preparation and sense of direction!"

Hardly had the words fallen when over a dozen Beastman Grot riders on strange Squigs burst onto the ice and snow track.

Once the race intensity picked up, the Pi Jings were basically no longer up to the job.

Their mounts had all been specially bred or modified, stronger, faster, with greater Endurance.

One Beastman rode a furry Snow Squig across the ice as if on flat ground.

Another rode a Shou Lie Si Gu Ge fitted with anti-slip chains, drifting a perfect arc around the bend.

Yaduoduo's voice rang out again: "Looks like it's our First Champion, Naluoduo of the Fire Shadow Clan, about to take first place again?"

Naluoduo rode a red Squig, racing across the snow, several lengths ahead of second place.

"Not right!" Yaduoduo's voice suddenly rose, "Pi Jing Jonnie seems to have a new idea!"

As one of the few Pi Jing racers in subsequent races, Pi Jing Jonnie was the focus of attention.

In the heavy snow, a huge Xueqiu burst out, closely chasing Naluoduo ahead on the red Squig.

That Xueqiu rolled bigger and bigger, faster and faster.

"It actually kept the Bullet Shield it picked up from the Bullet Rain segment until now!" Yaduoduo's voice trembled with excitement.

"Using the Shield to cover itself, spinning nonstop, rolling up a Xueqiu in the snow!"

"Then relying on the Xueqiu's inertial rotational force, it will break through Naluoduo!"